ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd October 2024

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch chats about some weird behaviour he saw in a DOC Hut! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now at the weekend I managed to get into one of our beautiful national parks for a sunrise hike. I know, you seen us in the video, it looked windy. Minus the sunrise, yeah there was no, I could see some pink clouds in the distance

but no sun. Just pitch black. But that's Yeah, there was no, I could see some pink clouds in the distance, but no sun. Just pitch black. A windy, cold, but that's why it was a nice hike anyway. Yeah. And so I did this hike. It's in New Plymouth on Mount Taranaki. The Puakai Ranges, which are in front of the mountain. Beautiful.

You know that iconic photo where there's a lake and on a still day, it reflects the mountain perfectly. You get an amazing photo. The time. It's beautiful. And it's, yeah, it was in Lonely Planet like, what, 15 or 10 years ago. And it since then has boomed. Really? Like, the hut's always sold out.

How coincidental. I just got served up a Facebook post by NASA Earth. I don't follow this page, but it's Mount Taranaki in the- Yeah, it's almost a perfect circle, isn't it? The farmland. Yeah, when they made farming up to the national park, they stopped, didn't they, and tried to circle it. Make a nice circle.

Looks like a titty. It does look like a titty. Like a beautiful peak. Yeah. Perfect little titty. Please don't say perfect. How good are titties, eh? Hand to God, I love them.

No word of a lie there. No word of a lie there. No word of a lie. I wouldn't lie to you guys about this. Hand on the Bible. Hand on a titty. I love them. Oh, they're good, eh? Even my own sometimes, I'm like, what fabulous, fun thing.

I know you've got nothing. I've got a bloody surfboard over here. You do. I know. You've got to get yourself a nice set of man boobs. I was on top of this range. On top of spaghetti? Because I was in all my hiking gear in my winter gear,

so I sat behind a rock, sheltering from the wind, the southerly, cold southerly wind. Brisk. And I was like, well, I'll just have a coffee, because I had my little thermos, my Yeti. Of course, of course. He loves his Yeti. Not my cocktail Yeti.

Did you take it with you? Yeah, I made coffee in the morning before I went up. Had a coffee. No, there's a little cart up there. Is there? Yeah, yeah, gorgeous little cart. No, it's a lady in one of those trailers. I thought you meant you. Yeah, I made coffee in the morning before I went up. Had a coffee. No, there's a little cart up there. Is there? Yeah, yeah, gorgeous little cart. A lady in one of those trailers. I thought you meant you had a little gas guy and you boiled the jug and everything.

No. So I'm like, well, I'll just have a coffee. I'll wait because, you know, it can clear in a second. And so I was like, I'll give it 10, 15 minutes. And then I had my coffee and I was like, okay. Were you alone on Timanga? There were other people around. Yeah, right, right.

But I went by myself. And so I was like, well, look you alone on Timanga? There were other people around. Yeah, right, right. But I went by myself. And so I was like, well, look, it's not clearing. It's a waste of time. So I'll go down to the hut, I'll warm up, and then I'll get back to the car park. Went into the hut and there's a tent in there. Someone set up a tent in the hut. Aren't there beds?

Yeah. But I'm assuming what happened is that the hut was booked out because it was full and a big group had left. Right. Oh, so they just pitched a tent in the hut. I'm guessing they were going to be sleeping on the right because a lot of people pitch a tent. Oh, screw that.

And, you know, you have the stars under your eyes and you've got a mountain. Oh, stars under your eyes. What are the stars doing? Stars under your eyes. Because you've got a mirror. You're thinking of stars in your eyes. Great show.

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be a tent set up inside a hut. Dressed as Elton John. Dressed as Shania Twain. So I don't go breaking my heart. Oh my God, he sounds just like him. But I'm imagining that they were like, well, screw this. It's too windy. We're getting blown away.

Let's go to the hut. But instead of just sleeping on the floor of the hut, which they did, they set up their tent inside the hut. For a little extra privacy. But it wasn't, because this guy had got up, this British guy, and I just assumed the tent was drying because it was wet. Yeah. And then so we're talking to this British guy,

and it's like six o'clock in the morning, like it's quite early. Yeah. And I'm just having a normal loud conversation. And then I hear from this tent. Somebody clear their throat. And I'm like, there's someone fucking sleeping in there. What a weird thing to do. How did they pitch it?

How did they secure the thing down? I don't know. It was one of those, because they had the poles. I just guess that they didn't tie them down. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what are you doing to sleep on the floor? Yeah. On a mattress.

On your sleeping bag. Weird. Some people are weird. Did they come out while you were there? Do you think it was a masturbation shield? Yeah. Wank tent. A little wank tent.

Some people go to extreme lengths. To ensure that no one's going to see them because they might be a quiet yet vigorous masturbator. Yeah, yeah. So if they're doing that in the hut, hard to hide it. I mean, just wait until you get back down to the car park and get home. Actually though, when the moment strikes. Yeah.

In a cold, damp dock hut. You pitch a tent so you can pitch a tent. So you can pitch a tent. Yeah. Yeah, yeah dock hut. You pitch a tent so you can pitch a tent. So you can pitch a tent. Yeah, that's the irony here is there was a tent pitched inside a cabin, but really on the next level, there was a tent pitched inside a pitched tent inside a cabin. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Wow. And so that's why he cleared his throat being like, hey, I'm trying to wank at you. It was a she. I think it was a feminine cough. Oh, really?

So she was trying to. But there also could have been two people inside Having a Humpty Dump A little on the side spoon sesh Just so bizarre Really weird Weird move Weird move