ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd September 2024

Episode Date: September 2, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We find out what's on Hayley's 'frequency visited' section of her internet browser.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Tech quest. And I'm gonna... Tech quest. I've got a tech quest.

Okay. And I'm going to... I'm going to... Regret asking us? No, I'm just gonna be open because we're in the podcast. Okay. Do you know what I mean? And we're all friends here. We're all friends. And like I'm not...... Regret asking us? No, I'm just going to be open because we're in the podcast. Okay. Do you know what I mean? We're all friends here.

We're all friends and like I'm not, you know me, I'm very open about my love of pleasure. Now, what I've noticed in the last couple of days and I need help with is when you open Safari on my iPhone, I just use the stock standard browser on iPhone. Safari, right? And then when you go to put in a website, it's got your favorites,

and then it's got frequently visited. Oh, God. On frequently visited, there's only one little tile, and it's porn. How do I get rid of that? Hayley Day, where have you been going? I'm trying to think of when I'd watch porn on my phone. I'll go for a laptop incognito.

You know this. I wrote a song about it, for God's sake. But on my phone, I don't think there is incognito mode. Is there? Yeah. Well, how? So you go to window and then you go to this guy. New tab.

And see down here, it says private browsing mode. Where? Wait, where have you, show me your Safari. So if I go Safari. Press on the one that brings up all the windows. Yeah. The little square by the square. 20 tabs.

Scroll that over. On the side it says private no other way there oh my god shut the fucking tabs down in private oh no no no there's none there's boots i've just done that by mistake is that in private yeah that's in private everybody knows incognito mode shut all the tabs go back to another website i didn't realize well i've just been raw dogging it in normal public mode and now the tab is there for youporn.com which is my, I prefer it over

Pornhub. Really? Why? Are they the same people I believe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of a Disney situation there. Disney rocked in and just bought up everything so they own, you know. I don't know, I find the interface easier to navigate. It's a monopoly. It's a masturbatory non-monopoly. It is. But okay, well, whatever.

I've been using the normal browser. How do you, I don't, and I don't usually use my phone. Can you, if you hold your finger on. If you hold your finger on it, does it let you clear it? No, no, no. It's just opening it. Oh, Hayley, Hayley, not on the work Wi-Fi. It won't let me go.

Okay, go back. Hold your finger on the square where it is. New tab. Okay. Does it let you remove it? Like if you hold it down? No. Frequently?

Like that's the problem. I don't give a shit. But frequently? I don't even think I've even got it frequently. No, I just looked at mine. I don't. And if I tried to Google something, if you were over my shoulder and you were like, can you look up where I can buy yellow gumboots?

And I'd be like, why? And it goes right there. Oh, Hayley. How do I get red? Hayley. How do I get red? I don't have an answer for you. I feel like you're going to have to Google that, I think.

Well, here we go. If you click and hold on it. This is what he just said. Yeah, but it doesn't give you anything. Oh, there we go. Hang on. Wait. Delete.

Yay! Now she's back to being a secret pervert. What have we learned from today? You swipe to the left and there's private tabs. Private tabs. And then when you're finished. Swipe back to the right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Shut it down. Shut down the tab. Shut down the tab. Unless you really like the video. Like the video. In which case. Leave it there. You don't want to lose it. But also you're playing. Oh, no, no, no. Shut it down. Shut down the tab. Shut down the tab. Unless you really like the video. Like the video. In which case, you don't want to lose it. But also, you're playing on the easy level. Because that's your phone.

No one else uses it. Yeah. I've got kids. I'm playing on hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a wife. Yeah. And a wife.

Yeah. The worst thing that can happen is that someone sees it quickly and I'm like, ha ha. But you're, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a chat once with someone, I won't name them, very well-known New Zealand comedian. Oh, okay. And he was talking about how. I want to know who it is now.

I'll tell you. Okay. You're my guest on this story. He was mid-wank. He was mid-wank. He was on an iPad. He was on an iPad. His wife arrived home.

He slammed it and shoved it under his pillow. Yeah. Which. Doesn't turn it off. Does not turn it off. Effectively pauses it. Yeah. And then.

Oh, fuck. Went about the day. No, you don't go about the day. He went about the day and completely forgot about it. And then his oldest kid was like, where's the iPad? And he's like, ah. He's like, oh, it's in the bedroom somewhere. The kid comes out with the iPad folded and that's when he's like.

No. Running at it. The kid's about to open it. He's like, grabs the iPad and he's just like, I said no iPad, which he did not say. And he said it's his biggest piece of fatherly guilt's like, grabs the iPad and he's just like, I said no iPad, which he did not say. And he said it's his biggest piece of fatherly guilt was like making this somebody else's fault. Making this kid feel bad about it. And then went in and he said the minute he opened the cover, started playing again.

Who's that close to disaster? Oh my God, that's terrible. Absolutely. Oh God, it's a nightmare. And that's a lesson for us all. It really is. Lessons learned all round. That's what happens when you play on play life on hard yeah the zm podcast network