ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd September 2026

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... we once again venture back to Meth Manor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and we go to another chapter of Meth Manor. This is the affectionate term for Shannon's apartment building. Yes. Actually, you know what we didn't mention Shannon is you're, are we allowed to say what was scribbled on the door of your neighbours? Oh my goodness, yes. Oh, double episode, double episode. And a bit of an update on that as well.

Oh, fantastic. Okay, well, let's start with the photo we had a few weeks. ago, which was your neighbours. Yeah, let me find the photo. It is crazy. So I've sent you guys a photo of this neighbour situation before because we spoke about in a little bit of pod. They had an eviction notice on their door. Yes. And it said because they kept

putting stuff in the, what's it called, outside your doorway? In the doorway. Foyer, yeah, yeah. You're not allowed to put anything outside your door. No, I'm sorry, a foyer is the main entrance. Downstairs's main lobby. I see, I say that's lobby. No offence to meth manner, but there's no foyer. There's no foyer. There's certainly not a foyer.

It's a whole. It's the hallway. You'd be lucky to call that an entrance. Yeah, yeah. So I walked past their door, this was about two or so weeks ago, and scribbled in the most methy handwriting I've ever seen. In vivid? In vivid. And the spacing is all cooked. It says anyone entering this apartment without owner being here,

being will be in court for trespass. Yeah, that's great, actually. One more time, one more time. Anyone entering this apartment without owner being here, A being will be in court for trespass. The human being will be in court for treasper. There is a lot of pressure when you're riding with permanent marker. Especially when you start too big, you're going to trail off and get a small down the side.

Yeah, that's what that permanent marker is really on the person. Yeah. Start straight. Instead of a lot of gusto, don't you? So as I said, there was an eviction notice and then this appeared. So I was like, okay, well, they're gone, but they're trying to like keep their stuff there was kind of what it was giving. That they weren't allowed to be there, but their stuff was there. there is a sign on their door saying smile for the camera but there's no camera.

So is it still on the door? Yes. I walked fast at yesterday, it's still on the door. But an update on it, outside their door, is the exact same clothes hanger washing situation that got them evicted in the first place. So I think they are still in there. They're drying their clothes. They've got a bath mat and some towels.

Do you think they're living there, like after being kicked out? Squatting. Squatting in their own previous apartment. Or they're the ones that wrote that on the door so their landlord doesn't come in? I think the handwriting is giving it's a methiavicti. I will say. Okay, well, good luck with that one. Yeah, no, and these are my direct neighbours as well.

Yeah, like your doors are next to each other. Would you say you share a wall? No, so they're my other side. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, too many Ks, Haley, that was free to row. I said KKK, and then I was like, say more, say more, say more. Yeah, so that's an ongoing situation. But no, also in my building, weirdly there's advertisements,

on a TV outside the elevator. Well, we've got to get some flexed for, and Haley, you know, listen, 6 to 10. I don't know if we want them, do we? You did get recognised in you. There is a listener, isn't there? Already in your building. Yes, someone said, it's a lovely day in Meth Manor, and I said, yes, it is. Meth Towers.

Yes. So there's this TV, and often it's advertising things for Auckland Live, the locals. It'll be like go to the Civic and watch the show. So in theory, actually, FEH Live should be on there. Sure. We're not doing an Auckland show this time. But next time, if we did an Auckland again... It would be on there.

It's a simple 55-minute drive to Hamilton. I mean, come on. True. I could put a note in. But there's also... So it rotates between ads and also instructions. There's a new rule at the building about pigeons. They've gotten really strict about feeding them.

We're not allowed to bring them in anymore. No, well, they've always said you're not allowed to feed them, but it says like... Are you going to roast them? No, well... Or poached? We thought... We thought... We thought...

We said that... Oh, I think you meant, like, make fun of them. They're like, hey pigeon. Oh, yeah. Your mum. Your mum are so fat. She can't fly. She's like a, uh, Tarkahey.

Yeah. Take that bitch. The pigeons just like, I've written to management about this. It's on a very high rotate, something saying you will be evicted of court feeding the pigeons. Okay. They're taking it very seriously. But one thing that is showing up on the TV, more often. I'd love to see that stand up in the Hague, though, to be honest.

Yeah, me too, actually. Yeah. A new ad says the S sticker. This sticker helps promote patients. respect for senior drivers and then there's a QR code and a website called thes sticker.com and it shows off imagine like a learner L plate there's an S plate now and my ad my saying is telling me senior I've seen seriously slow yes that's got a connotation as well you can't do SS in here yeah yeah um I've seen this advertise I've seen news stories about this

as well yeah it's like um it's just for people wanting they want people to give patience that's fine I'm happy to give you patience but get out of the fucking right lane because that's the fast lane. It is just weird though because my building is not super senior Ford. Like it's a lot of, mainly international people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's not a lot of old people.

I have not really seen many. But now they're telling us to respect the senior drivers. I'm going to get one of these for mum's car. That'll piss her off. Oh my God, Bevan hate that. Bevan, that would actually spit at me, I think. Admitting that you're old. Yeah.

It just won't do it. An old sticker. And also, if you're that dottery and driving like that, you probably shouldn't be driving. I sort of want one on my car and then they see me being like and they're like, go Nana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they look at you and they're like, oh yeah.

And then they're like, Nana's keeping it tight for an elderly lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would she get her face done? I feel like it would encourage cops to pull you over though because they would want to check if you're too old to drive. Like if you do anything morally wrong, they'd be like, yeah. You want them pulling me over.

Just to say hello. Yeah, get their number. Have a look. Oh wow. Okay, so the Meth Manor continues. Yeah, lots more ads, lots more pigeons and maybe a meth addict next door.