ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th April 2023

Episode Date: April 29, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod, Vaughan has a game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I would like to introduce a new game to A Little Bit of Pod. It's called Psychic Link. We played it when we were away as a family last weekend.

Did you get Calvin Cruikshank on the line? No, it's sillier than that. Okay. So I got a random word generator on my phone, and I would say the word and then count to three, and after like one, two, three, well, you'd say four, you would say the first word that popped into your head. So we were doing this as a family.

What we were aiming for was all four people to land on the same word. Oh, yeah. So, for example, the random generator would bring up cat. Yeah. And then you'd go three, two, three. Biscuits. Flap. Yeah.

Like that. Right. You didn't even say a word. How are we expecting for all three of us to get the same word if you don't even contribute Sorry, do another word. Okay, dog. Okay. One, two, three.

Biscuits. What did you say? Dog whistle. Whistle. I said dog poo. Dog poo, yeah. Grow up. So that's how it worked.

And we didn't do it. We played it for ages. Lots of times the three of us got it, but there was never a full house as it came to be known. Okay, bring up the word generator. Let's play. Well, I thought Carween could do it because I might be influenced. It'll influence you.

Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. Fair call. Now, are we going to go one, two, three, or three, two, one? Three, two, one. I think Carwin goes the word. Three, two, one. Chips.

A lot of pressure on me. Okay. Are we ready to start? Do I feel like we need four? No, we don't. Three is fine. We've got three all the time. Four we never nail.

No. It felt good with four. Let's do three. I'm just used to a four family. Because you know me. I like different words than you. He does like different words. Yeah.

But that's what the game became. It was like trying to work out. We're trying to make it happen. There was a time where I was like, what would Sade say? But she thought, what would Vaughn say? And so we said each other's words. And I was like, that's amazing. Because I was thinking that.

But I was trying to do what you did. And she's like, same. And then that was real cute. And we talked into each other's eyes and we smooched on the mouth. You made out. Yuck. I made out at breakfast. you, and she's like, same. And then that was real cute. And then we walked into each other's eyes and we smooched on the mouth. You made out. Yuck. Made out at breakfast. All right, let's start.

Okay, your first word is attraction. Ooh. Three, two, one. Naked. Law. Oh. What did you say? Law.

Law. Law of attraction. Law of attraction. Law of attraction. You said? Fatal. Fatal attraction. Duh.

What did you say? Naked After the TV show Yeah naked Okay Generating new word Okay School

3, 2, 1 Bus Bus You said bus No I didn't You said bus I panic I panic

Just say what is immediately there Okay okay Don't think too hard Okay Stress yourself out Okay Then when we had a couple of rounds like this Where nothing happened We were like What is immediately there? Okay, okay. Don't think too hard. Okay. Stress yourself out. Okay, hold on. Then when we had a couple of rounds like this where nothing happened, we'd be like, we need to reestablish our psychic link.

And we went like this. That's not a thing. You've got to hum. Reestablish. Okay. New word. Okay, ready? Hook.

Three, two, one. Fish. Peter hook. Peter. Pan hook. Oh, my God. That's so weird. You said fishing. We were close. Yeah, we were close. Fish. Peter Hook. Peter. Pan Hook. Oh, my God. That's so weird. I said fish.

You said fishing. We were close. Yeah, we were close. That was reestablishing our side. I'm coming, boys. I'm coming, boys. I'm coming, boys. Okay, go.

Volunteer. Three, two, one. Sanjaya. It was clearly work, guys. I feel like you went silly. You don't volunteer at work. You get paid to work. No, I'm doing volunteer work.

Nah. He went fire I went St John's Yeah volunteer fireman That was sort of emergency service You guys have worked together longer So I'm coming in Okay Crime

3, 2, 1 Place Oh God what did you do Pity Pity Crime wave Crime wave

There's a crime wave. No, don't laugh. Don't fucking laugh. There's no wrong answer. I said I have different words in here. Come. Go. Reckless.

Three, two, one. Driving. We should drive it. Two, two. We've established our psychic link. Yeah. Okay, next word. Seat. Three, 2, 1

Cushion Oh close Cover and cushion I said warm Okay new word I hope people are playing along Playing along with us Trying to get the words with us

Go Rebel 3, 2, 1 Sports Sports Nice That was influence Late That's advertising though I was going to say without a cause Go. Rebel. Three, two, one. Sports. Sports. No, I said it late. I said it late. I said it late.

Late, yeah. That's advertising, though. I was going to say without a cause, but that's too many words. I was trying to think of rebel, and then I was like Wilson. Too late. You should have said Wilson. Okay. Drink.

Three, two, one. Alcohol. Alcohol. That's telling. I really thought it would be Aperol, but anyways. We did have Aperols last weekend. Yeah, we did. Go. Tired

3, 2, 1 Now I went nah I just made a noise I'm all off Okay Okay Join me up here

Go Son 3, 2, 1 What did you say? Daughter Did you say thumb or son? Son What did you say? If you in Son Go. Son. Three, two, one. What's right? Daughter. Did you say thumb or son? Son. Son, what did you say?

If you in. Son. Fun. She said fun. Son. If you in. She hasn't developed a language. Who sang if you in?

Oh, my God. Get your bloody hearing checked. All right, come on, Carween. Story. Three, two, one. Instagram. You fucking jinxing piece of shit. Come on, we have to get one.

Go. Captain. Three, two, one. Shook. Shook. Captain Shook. You went hardcore. Shook.

We're merging, though. We're merging. Captain Shook. Okay. Offensive. Three, two, one. Language. Oh, I was going to say something terrible.

No, we can't have that. Go. Giant. Three, two, one. Man. Friendly. I don't know. Oh, my gosh.

Did you say man? We need to loosen up. Shake the shoulders. Shake the shoulders. Shake the shoulders. Shake the shoulders. Go. Basic. Three, two, one. Shake the shoulders. Go.

Basic. Three, two, one. Bitch. Why didn't you say basic bitch? I just went instant because you said fatal attraction. Still sort of sexy. We've had two. We've had two.

Okay. There must be a three. Let's go. Dry. Three, two, one. Throat. I didn't say anything. I blanked.

I blanked on dry. Hump. I really thought you'd go hump. I would have gone hump. I probably would have gone hump. God, remember how hard you used to rock your jeans as a teenager? Some heavy frottage. Yes.

I've said before, I'll say again, dry humping rules. No. Oh, my God. The pubic bone. No. It rules. I almost tipped my microphone on myself. Yeah, it's a big step up, dry humping.

Oh, it is. No one warns you what the big step is going to be between just making out and getting it into a dry hump. Yeah, I know. Big step up there. You just start sort of moving. Big step. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't rush it past the dry hump phase in your life. Yeah. Because you can't get that back. Once there's been penetration, excuse my language. You don't dry hump anymore. If I may speak freely, you don't ever go back to dry humping. So for God's sake, enjoy dry humping. How do we do here?

Three, two, one, go. Shell. Three, two, one. Necklace. Fart. Sorry. And again. I was off.

I was off. Apple. Three, two, one. Red. Oh, my God. Fuck yeah. Amy and I are insane. There was even a freaking, three, two, one. Red. Oh, my God. Fuck yeah. Amy and I are insane. That was a freaking warm-up one off air.

Core. I'm not telling the generator what to do. Jeepers. What? Train. Train? Train. Yes.

Three, two, one. Carriage. Carriage. Nah. I even slowed it down so you could have picked that up, Vaughn. Yeah, nah. Carriage. And go. Dead. 3, 2, 1

Alive I'm panicking I'm panicking I'm thinking of dry humping Get us out of here We can't let the listeners unsatisfied One more And can we have 5 rather than 3

5 seconds 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 It's just we're relaxing One more. And can we have five rather than three? Five seconds. Five, four, three, two, one. It's just we're relaxing. Yeah, because I'm giddy. I'm giddy. Last one. Relax into it, guys. Big breath.

Last one. Go. Guard. Five, four, three, two, one. Mouth. Damn it. I still said mouth. It was obviously mouth.

Mouth. Guard was not a nice easy one. Fish would have been an easy one Go into another one One easy one One more We're going to keep going This is going to be

People are going to be like Two hour long podcast? What? Okay Okay Dangerous Five, four, three, two, one Fire

Criminal Oh I panicked. I still panicked. Five seconds. Yeah. Another one. Let's just relax.

I'm hot. Okay. And go. I'm trying to find a good word. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Employee. No, it's too long. It just needs to be like cat, bush, fish, dog, light. Okay. Twilight. Five, four, three, two, one. Movie.

Oh, you fucker. You fucker. We had the first two letters. Okay. Moon. We're going to have to try and get in another podcast. Yeah, we will because honestly, guys. Yeah.

We have not established a psychic link. That's how we always need a psychic link. Yeah.