ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th April 2024

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Shannon has a big week of Adulting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thank you, I think it's just because I'm wearing glasses for once And an orange jumper Yeah I'm into it Where's your contact lenses, Hon? Well, I've got a big week, you see. Do you? So today I have to go to the optometrist because they're withholding my prescription because they want me to get another appointment. They won't give me my script.

That's so rude. I would walk into a pole and get an injury and be like, I'm suing. Because you're withheld there. I'm suing you. I know. Why do they withhold it? Because you've got to have another test. Yeah, because you get contacts in three months supply, so I guess it would be bad to get three months worth and then do my appointment. But that's just them making more money, isn't it? I would think so, but this is he golfs with my dad, we're besties.

He's been my optometrist since I was eight, so I think they're looking out for me in the long run. Right. But they're like, come get your eyes tested, and I'm moving house this week, and the optometrist is near my parents' house. So best to get it done. We're just ages away. Ages away.

She's the beast from the east. I am. And so I'm wearing glasses today. But this week, I also have to go to the mechanic, because believe it or not, my engine light did come back on after he turned it off. I thought we saw that. Well, he turned it off. You're telling me you're a 20-year-old Volkswagen Golf diesel as the engine lights come back on?

Yeah, well, I went last week, and he said, I'll just turn it off, and I said, that sounds like a great solution. You're not getting your money's worth when you pay with beer. You expect good service. I didn't even pay with beer this time. It was just nothing.

Just flirts. Wow. And then, so I have to go back to him, and I also have to go to the dentist, because my chipped tooth from the chocolate has got a bit more chipped. Oh, that's right. Oh, buttery teeth. It's got a bit more chipped. That's right, all buttery teeth.

It's got a bit more chipped. But you've got a real adulting week this week. A real... I know, and I have to move house in the middle of all these appointments. Jeepers creepers. So I've got to go meet a real estate agent, get my little keys. Vaughan's got a tow bar. Oh, you've all helped.

Vaughan's got a tow bar. This is perfect. This is perfect. It's a long way to come. Dan's all in distress. Sade's got the car with the tow bar this weekughn's got a tow bar. This is perfect. This is perfect. Vaughn has a damsel in distress. Sade's got the car with the tow bar this week. What's she doing? Ah, goddammit, you got me screwed. What the fuck is Sade doing?

She'll be napping. The car will be available. Fuck's sake. Luckily, it's fully furnished, so no tow bar. You must need a few things moved, though. Are you going to steam the mattress? No. Wait, the bed comes with a mattress? Yeah. And it's only fucking night. No, no, no things moved, though. Are you going to steam the mattress? No. Wait, the bed comes with a mattress?

Yeah. And a sewing fucking night. Bissell. No, no, no, no, no, no. He won't give you a tow bar, but you'll lend her the bissell. I'll lend you the bissell. Oh, thanks. Yeah, no, I'm just going to get a mattress protector.

Oh, no, they don't protect shoes. Bed bugs will eat right through that. No, it'll be fine. It's like an apartment. The people that have had sex on there before you. Yeah, I'll just add to before you yeah just add to it yeah she's just like and me it doesn't gross me out i stay in hotels all the time it's the same thing that bed yeah and the hotel was a hotel two or three nights uh max you know it is weird

it is weird because when you say that like i slept at a hotel at the weekend i didn't even think about that but if you know the shit that people do at hotels. That is rogue. So we're going to buy one of those, like, mattress toppers and then a protector. But, yeah, like, hey, my partner lives in hotels pretty much full time. It's just weird, though. Sorry? How many room jobs happen on this mattress?

People have been like, fuck it, I've got to go. Face down, ass up, room job. And it's, yeah, you're sleeping there. Yeah. You get a mattress, you put it on the mattress, then you put it on the upper, and then you put another mattress

on the top. Okay, I'll do that. And then Febreze it. I'd Febreze before the mattress. Yeah. You've got to give it time to air out as well. Okay.

Well, the people are literally only moving out the day before I move in. Have you seen what they look like? No, but I saw their stuff. Because that could be good or bad, right? Yeah, it could be. It could be mad.

You come out with like greasy hair and stuff. You're like, that's all over my walls. Or if they're hot, then it's okay. Well, do you know what was weird? You see if it needed a Fabrizio. Huffer. When I viewed the apartment, obviously their stuff was all there.

Yeah. And they had three TVs. And this apartment. Oh, they three TVs. And this apartment... Oh, they're greasy. My entire apartment would be the size of the studio. So it's like a studio apartment. It's a very small apartment. Greasy nerds.

They have three TVs. Yeah. One for porn. Yeah, porn. One for porn. One for the news. One for video games. One for video games.

Yeah. But I don't even know. You can't even fit two people in the hallway. It's a very small place. Well, you guys are going to get very close you and your boy. I know. Well, he still will probably only be there once a week. Yeah, so that's fantastic. Yeah, that's fantastic

actually. That's a great deal. That sounds like a dream scenario. Yeah, he's got the rent. He's going to be there all the time. Yeah, he's basically just subbing in your rent. That's beautiful. Yeah, lovely. Well, good luck with your adult week. Thank you. And join us next week for the bed bunk update. Shannon's got a mysterious rash all of a sudden.

Yeah, Shannon's not here today. Yeah.