ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th August 2023

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; an unhygienic discovery was made this morning!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Hello listeners. Let me paint a picture for you of our studio, right? We are in a big sort of glass box all together. Glass box. Glass box.

Altogether. Altogether. It's a little bit like the lake house with Sandra Bullock. Lake house with Sandra Bullock. No, it's not at all. Lake house with Sandra Bullock. It's a very glass. It's slightly more corporate. Slightly more corporate.

It's a corporate lake house. It's a corporate lake house with Sandra Bullock. That's right. Why are you rapping everything? I'm reiterating things in a musical style. I'm liking it. I'm picking up what he's putting down. It's very Hamilton.

Very Hamilton. What he's putting down. Wow. Wow. Anyway, we all sit around a big desk. Big old desk. No, I'll turn your mic off if you do that one more time. I'm serious.

The desk is white. And I am too. Yeah, we can tell because of your rapping style. Yeah, we can. Now, the desk is white, right? And it's a big round thing. This was before you came in, Warren. You might not know how disgustingly close you're sitting to this.

Yeah, we gathered. No, there's not a shit in the studio. Wheeze. No, no wheeze. Nothing from the body. Well, kind of. We were having a meeting. Scab.

And then, no. And then producer Shannon was like, put her hands like, I'm putting them now. And she's like, ooh, some rat bag Has put gum Under our desk In our professional workplace At the mic one position What is this Is this a podcast

Fucking high school Are you kidding me Now I reckon These are my thoughts I don't think it's someone that works here No way Because that is a guest mic position it's someone that works here. No way. Because that is a guest mic position. That is someone that's come in for an interview,

and they're like, oh, fuck, I've got chewing gum. I've got chuddy. I've got to put this somewhere. There's no rubbish bin in here. It's closest to Vaughan, and I feel in my soul you wouldn't do this. You're not a chuddy. I don't like gum at all. Yeah, none of us are chuddy people.

Who sits there in the afternoon? No one. No one. Gum at a stretch if you think you might have a little stinky breath. Yeah. You'd better rather a mint. Do the afternoon producers, have you guys seen them chewing gum ever? No, I don't believe so.

Anyone in the office a gum chewer? Nah. I've seen a guest chewing gum in the past. Who? Celebrity? So these are my thoughts. It's a guest chewing gum in the past. Who? Celebrity? So these are my thoughts. It's a guest. It's one of the fucking wiggles.

The purple one. No, he never got that close to the desk. No, he wasn't chewing gum either. He wasn't chewing gum. What about under your desk? Is there any gum there? Because that would indicate we've got someone in a shared space. Oh, I might look under mine.

Okay, let's check the rest of the desk. I'll look under mine. No. No, we're good. We're good on this side. None under mine. Okay, let's check the rest of the desk. I'll look under mine. No. No, we're good. We're good on this side. None under me. Yeah. Okay, so this is what I reckon.

It's not a producer. It's not someone that works here because we wouldn't treat our own space like that. I don't know. This is a guest that's come in. Who has been in? Teddy Swims. Didn't sit there. No, didn't sit there.

He sat in Hayley's seat. Okay. So that's the other side of the desk The Wiggles were there though Who was it Carly? It's hard No Some people that happened to visit that were in a TV show

That Aaron might also be on Oh was Uncle Tim Robin Robin Malcolm No she was having a scone She just thoroughly chews her food Like a cow No, Robin was chewing. Was Robin Malcolm? Robin Malcolm had a scone. No, she was having a scone. She had a scone, not chuddy. Now, you wouldn't have gum. She just thoroughly chews her food.

Like a cow. No, because she was midway through scone. Was she? I'm ruling out Robin Malcolm and Timuera to Madison. Of course. Boba Fett. Who else? Who else has been in re...

I mean, it could have been there a while. I think it's been there a while. It's very hard. We're thinking one of the 660 boys. When I had it, I felt a reverb. It was it's been a while. It's very hard. We're thinking one of the 660 boys. When I hit it, I felt a reverb. It was old. That's been here a long time. There have been so many

guests that have sat there. It was white as well. Chuck me your knife. It wouldn't be bad news, Brad, would it? No, no, no. What about We need to send this straight to the police. You're right. No, put it in a tissue. Don't put it straight on the plate. You're right. Can I get a plate to pop it on, please?

No, put it in a tissue. Don't put it straight on the plate because we're always going to know it's been on that plate. And every time we get a plate, I'm going to think, is this the gum plate? Put a tissue on it. This is what people do

when they feed their cats food off of their snow plates. No, no, no, no. You don't use the same plates for yourself. No, people do. My cat uses a glass, a glassware glass. And then you wash it

and then you drink out of it. No, God, no. And it's his glass now. Okay. How long do you reckon, Vaughn? Oh, it's well on there. Yeah, that's what I thought. This could be years.

I mean, God. I lost it. Oh, no, there it is. Oh, gosh. It could be Fifth Harmony going back like six years. We don't know. It could have been Taylor Swift. It could have been Taylor Swift.

Has she been in here? No, she hasn't been in here. Taylor Swift. It could have been Taylor Swift. Has she been in here? No, she hasn't been in here. Ed Sheeran's been in here. Who else has been in here? Tiny piece of gum. That gum could be worth quite a bit if it's Taylor's. This could be celebrity gum. Tiny piece of gum.

It's big juicy fruit energy because it's small. Small. PK. PK. One little tablet of PK. Dainty, that's a girl-sized chewing gum. That's more sexist. No, I think he's right, though.

Guys always go two to three pieces. Hubba Bubba? No, it's not Hubba Bubba. More of a stick. It is a PK. Could you sniff it to see? Because you can always get the kind of the... Oh, shit.

What are you getting there? Mint? A juicy? The Wrigley's PK, but the orange... Yes, yes, yes. Not like really minty, just basic gum. Just gum. A menthol.

Is that a menthol kind of a orange? It's sort of just a flat gum. Wow, well, that's quite disgusting, isn't it? Quite disgusting. We cannot let the investigation die here. We're going to have to go back. Every guest that's been in the studio for the last five years, I'd say. Yeah.

And figure it out. Okay, this is apparently the orange PK. The Wrigley's PK is a light peppermint flavor. Okay. Yeah, right. What does the PK stand for? It stands for Philip Knight Wrigley. He was the man that invented PK gum.

Was he? He was Wrigley's Wrigley. Wrigley Wrigley's. Steve Wrigley. Steve Wrigley's great granddad. Okay. Hey, we've had a lot of comedians. They're pretty skanky and rough.

You know what I mean? Yeah, that rough is nuts. Guy Montgomery, Chris Parker. Oh, no, Guy Montgomery was raised better. It's got to be someone from a group because normally people will sit. That's the last mic that gets used. That is the last mic that gets used. So that means there's got to be more than two guests.

L.A.B.? Yeah, maybe. We've had so many bands in. Who knows? Well. The mystery continues.