ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th July 2026

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... One of us had an intimate retail experience... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. Now, Vaughan, you just spoke the other day about buying your new knickers. I did get new knickers. You've got your new jockeys? Yeah, I do. While we've been working today, I've actually put on in order for my jockeys of choice. Felt like some freshers.

Fantastic. Well, producer Carl and you went and bought some new undergarments. Yeah, there must be something in the air, or is it the time of the year? I don't know, but I decided... Bloom the season. I decided that I'd just been wearing some really shitty Kmart bras that weren't doing anything for me and you know as a fellow fluctuator I just decided I need to go get measured. Yes, yeah.

I'm thinking the same. I haven't been measured since I was a teenager. I used to love going to like the Bend on outlet and be like, oh my God, what are these fun prints that no one wants to buy that I can because they're cheap. So just for the, because I've never experienced this as a man. But as a woman, I'm assuming you go in and another woman, you stand in front of another woman nude. You can do bra on or tits out. Yeah.

So I... This would be a great job for a lesbian. Well, it's because also you want to go... I go tits out because... Or miss is down fine. Then you get a better measure on it. Because the bra you're wearing isn't changing how they hang. No.

Hang being the word that I'm really dealing with. So did you go tits out? No, well, actually I didn't go tits out. She just measured over the bra that I was already wearing. but... Yeah, but then there'll be an extra couple of mills there. With the bra you were wearing? I was just wearing a bralet.

There probably wasn't actually that much. To be fair, not that much difference. Anyway, so this lovely lady, when I walk into the store, I just go straight to the lady and I say, can I please get measured? And she's like, yeah, let me go get our professional. And I was like, oh, wow. Bend-d-old. It sounds like you must have to do a day course to get certified.

It would be good, though, because you don't want some, like, you know, 17-year-old coming in and looking at natties and being like, probably like an A, and then your thumb and, you know, honkers in. Yeah, and so then she goes and gets this other lady who I actually don't know her name, but honestly, she's giving like a beverly. She was nice. We love a bra fitting with a beth. Yeah, she was like quite short in comparison to me, which felt weird. Right. Nice, where you want them. That's what you want them, tit height. You do. Older lady. And she did. She measured over the bra, but then she was like, are you had comfortable with me being in here when you try them on?

I was like, hell yeah, I want a full service. You want a few. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a fit. I want to make sure we're doing it right. Anyways. Is this a job you applied for after school as well? I'm constantly applying for it. Yeah. Applied many, many times. And it looks like you're digging in there.

Can I just get my eyes on that? Do you mind if I'm in here while you try this on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see why they didn't. There's a matching undie as well. Do you mind if I'm in here? We need that size up. I can see why they said no, Vaughn, to that after school job.

So anyway, I just became best friends with this woman because, anyway, we did end up going tits out because it's the best way to get the fit. She would loosen the thing, which everyone knows is the worst part. She would perfectly do it too. Like she knew this many centimetres each time. She would put it on my arms. Like my arms was straight out as if I'm like planking or something. She would put it on my arms and then lift it over and then pop it together.

Look, what a lovely service. And I was just chatting. She would love my nails. We were discussing nails. She was asking what I do. We were chatting away. Just having the best time as my dits were constantly out. Yeah.

on off, on off, on off. And did you find a nice fitting bra? I did. And, you know, I went for a nude and a black because staples. And one is one size and one is the other. Yes, this is the thing. You can't just go in and be like, oh, I'm a 14 double D or whatever. And then in one brand you're a 12e and another one, you're a 16c. But it's the same exact bra, just different colours. And one is this size and one is the other size.

Wow. I hate it when this, when they're a wild. different sizes. Yeah, you're just like... But they're the same size? Are your titty's the same size? You're left and your right? I think so.

Yeah, I think mine too. Wait, is that a thing? Oh, yeah. I thought that was always like feet slightly different. Slightly, but some people... I have one friend who has a whole cup size different. Oh, wow. And it's really obvious.

And so she gets custom-made bras, one that has a bit of... She gets a top-up. Gets a top-up in one of the cups. What she could do is buy two bras and cut down the middle. Stitch the mid. Stitch the mid. But you still have leftovers. Yeah, but just find another person with other uneven tithies.

True. Just on Facebook Marketplace. Yes. Your perfect match. Yes, yeah. You've got a friend who's got a 12E and a 10B. Your titty balancer. And then she's 12B.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that would have to be on the other side. Yes, opposite side. But that also means you could slow dance and fly together. But then two bras sold together might be cheaper than getting a custom bra. Could be. Yeah, could be. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is great. This is a timely reminder. I think I'm due to fit as a fluctuator who's fluctuated right, bloody, back up. Yeah, because I feel like we've become adult women and we've gone, we know our boobs. And then, actually, I was wearing like two sizes too big. Well, I've done all, you know. I've done all the courses.

I'll warm up my hands. Oh, no, I don't want you all my daddies. One, there was a reason you didn't get that after school job, even though you applied ten times. But I did get the job once, but they come in, I'd be like, ooh, yuck, no. No. You only wanted to serve hot people. Can I have a fitting young man? Yeah, not by me, you can't.

What'd you call her?