ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th June 2023

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan overheard an...Interesting conversation?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Pissing on the Dyson. Yeah. We already know what this one's going to be about, ladies and gentlemen, but... Just clarify the topic. Pissing on the Dyson.

No. Just to clarify, Pissing on the Dyson. Fletchorns are starting here, but I think that's good. No, like, we're real here on the show, aren't we? We're real. We're being real. We're real. We're more real than be real.

90% of my job is reminding Vaughn what we're talking about. But usually it's just before we go back on air. 10 seconds after I've just told him. Not once we've started recording. I was at my daughter's hockey game, and there were these obnoxious teenagers standing behind me They were playing Shoot Shag Mary

What's the Is that the PG version Yeah but the PG version of it Oh okay What's not Shag still And I was about I was about to turn around and be like That's inappropriate

You should not be talking about your female teammates like that Yep Or the people on the field that you're watching playing. It's disgusting. And I took a breath to turn around because he's like, oh, let's play shoot, shag, marry. And I was about to be like, and he's like, okay, so Shrek, donkey, and the dragon.

Okay. What the fuck is wrong? This is even worse. Good question. You can't fuck the donkey. I'm not fucking the donkey. The donkey's dead. But then Shrek. I don't want to marry Shrek. I don't want to live in a swamp. You can't fuck the donkey. I'm not fucking the donkey. The donkey's dead. I don't want to marry Shrek. I don't want to live in a swamp.

But he's a good man. Is he? No, he's a curmudgeon. Marry Shrek. Fuck the dragon. Kill the donkey. I can't be a donkey fucker. Yeah, I'm fucking the dragon. The donkey fuck the dragon. No, I'm marrying the dragon.

She's a flirt. I'd shoot the donkey, but then the donkey could be used for transportation. No, he's so lippy. He's so lippy. I won't have to have fucked it. Give me a break. I didn't say I'm going to fuck the donkey. Well, no, but you're either marrying it or shagging it. I'll marry the donkey.

You're marrying the donkey. No, but I said I'm going to shoot the donkey. I'm going to shoot the donkey. Yeah, but then you said I'm gonna marry Shrek Yeah And who's the other one? The dragon The dragon

The flirty dragon Okay yeah It should be a rambunctious situation Yeah I'm not rambunctious But anyway I'm I'm disgusted enough Getting involved in this On such a level

Yeah Because I was really And then I was like These kids are insane And then there was this one kid And he was the kid That when I was telling Sade the story

She's like So he was you as a teenager. I was like, I beg your pardon. He did not stop talking the whole time and just talking the most insane amounts of shit. No, that's Vaughn. So totally could have been me as a teenager. A little Vaughn.

And he's like, oh, guys, I didn't tell you what happened at school today. Oh, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, my good day. School day. He's like, oh, have you seen those new hand dryers in the bathrooms?

And they were like, yeah. So it must have been a posh school. Intermediate, because that's the grade Indy plays in. It must have been an intermediate or a school with intermediate age kids. Right. It must be a posh one, because what he described was the Dyson Airblade or some sort of equivalent. Oh, wow.

You put your hands in, you slowly pull them out, and it blows them. Yes. He's like, oh, I just thought it was a new wall-based urinal, and I pissed in it. Oh, yuck. You know, sometimes when you put your hands out of those things, they do smell a bit pissy. And they drip.

Yeah. Because you put your fingers too close and they touch and you're like, I'm in the mankid water. I used to love them, but I've gone off them. Yeah, same. Well, the new ones are wall-mounted and are the V-shaped. Oh, like the downward blow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's just as much blowy. It blows harder. It's his new logo, Dyson. Blows harder. Blows harder. They need us on the marketing team. Yeah, they do. They really do.

Sick of getting all wet and drippy? Try a Dyson. We blow harder. Yeah. Yeah. Easy campaign. Yeah. What, are you telling me you're not running out and buying a Dyson?

Sick of a soggy, soft mess? We blow harder. We blow harder, yeah. Perfect. Easy campaign. Yeah. What, are you telling me you're not running out and buying a Dyson? Sick of a soggy, soft mess? We blow harder. We blow harder, yeah. Perfect. Dyson. Yeah, but either he was lying or he's an idiot. No, he could have been both. A lying idiot.

Yeah, because the hand dryer's always a little bit too high. He was a tall kid, but he still would have had to have really pointed it up. Yeah, yeah. Pointed it up and over. Yeah, so then I think he probably just did it on purpose for a story. Yeah. Pissed in it. But then also if it senses you weighing into it and then starts blowing,

then it's going all over you. You're going to get wheeze all over your feet at the very, very least.