ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th June 2026

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Two items to discuss. Laser tag, bow and arrows. Let's start with laser tag. I used to do archery when I was a kid. No, I did. I did.

He shot an arrow into an arrow. I've shot an arrow into an arrow. And then in 2010, we went to Sherwood Forest and did archery. Wow. The actual Sherwood Forest. The actual, yeah, Robin Hood. Have you still got it? Um, my bow and arrow said.

No, no, no, like got it, the skill. Oh, um, I don't know. It's like riding a bike, I reckon. Yeah, maybe. I'm sure you don't, do you. Well, it's not, it's hard when you just go, like, if you go to a winery or whatever, or you go to these places, they're just set up the bow and arrows. You need to, like, get the sighting.

I don't think you should be shooing bow and arrows at the archery. I've done one. No, they do. They do. I know. All the time. Nah, when I did one, they limit you to a drink before you. You do the claybird shooting and the X-Rone and stuff, so you don't just like, right.

What about you into archery when you're a kid? Not having any friends. Well, because you're a fletcher and, Fletches put the arrows, put the feathers on the arm. We just did it at school. Right. Which is wild at primary school, like doing archery. Yeah. No, it's good.

Is it? Yeah. And I was just like, this is fun. And so I did it. And then it just got boring doing it every Sunday morning. I was like, I don't want to fucking do this. I did it at a henst do. You're miss church.

And you miss church. Yeah. Mine was like, I'd go like this. And then it was. would rock on my arm. You wear an arm, you wear an arm, you wear a forearm guard. Bad technique, isn't it? Yeah, bad technique, I think I'm, you're bumping the arm.

It's got to sit between the thumb and the index. Yeah. Like that. So Catness Evadeens from Hunger Games is the reason we did archery because it was all this birthday. But I did it before. But who, why were you, was it Robin Hood? Robin Hood.

Probably Robin Hood, yeah. A boy from the Avengers. He did Bowen at, Legerless from Lord of the Rings. Yeah, see, I was doing this all before it was cool. Again, I've got the same coffee machine as Jewelie Leapie before she was on the billboards. Yeah, right. That's true, man. I'm actually a bit of a leader.

Pre-influenced, actually a bit of a leader. It's revolutionary. So we did, um, bow and we did archer. I'll start with archery then. We did archer. I set up some hay bales. Yep. And put a target on the front.

You did this at your house. Wait, where did you think you're bow and arrow from? Oh, I bought one in hunting and fishing. What? What? This is wild behaviour. Proper one. Like a kids one, but like I can use it.

It just, you can't get insane power like you could from a full size bow. Yeah. I wanted to buy a full size bow, but the step up and price from like entry level kids one to a proper bow and arrow. Yeah. Crossbows are so chude. I couldn't crossbows are insane. And so affordable. They're so hard to draw.

I did one in a short film once and I had to do this crossbow. I just couldn't even get it. Don't do. And then modern ones have a crank on it, like a lever crank. It pulls it back down. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm so crossbows. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to go bow hunting.

Imagine getting a crossbow into you. Oh, no, thanks. No thanks, yeah. That'd go through, eh? Yeah. I tell you what, hunting and fishes at a bad shot for a little bit of a look around. They've got all the guns, but they're all locked up. But you can still look at the guns and admire the guns.

But the bow and arrows and the crossbows and stuff, you can just have a tinkle, have a tinker. Have a play in the shop. I've got to set up a pad. Yeah, yeah, have a shoot, shoot. But it's just what a kids won for August's birthday party. We did some archery. Fun. Yeah, that was real fun.

So hang on, hang on. You go to a proper shop and buy a proper bow and arrow. Yeah. And then you have other people's kids around at your house just with no, like, just the dad's shooting bows and arrows. This is 80s, 90s loose. With some hay bales piled up so when the arrow goes through the target, it sticks into the haybal. Yeah, yeah. But only conventional size haybal, so a lot of room to miss and hit whatever's behind it.

So we put it against the wall of the goats. The chicken. The chickens. Yeah. But it did make me think, you know, hunting would be fun with the bone arrow. So that was one of the, that was fun. And then you guys, laser tags. Yes.

What? A bloody day you've put on, mate? I think we laser tagged once for work or something. It's sweaty, eh? It's sweaty stuff. I love it so much. Laser, you know the best one? I've never played laser tag.

We had the whole place to ourselves four people. It was proper, like, stalking and planning. Usually it's just everyone running around. Ah! Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Kids everywhere, chaos. I still walked. Yeah, right.

I still walked. This is what he does. I've played laser tag with him before. He hides in the corner and covers as many of the senses as he can. That's not playing. No, he snipes them. You little shit. I did do a little bit of camping in a low spot, though,

and then whenever I thought I was still in the low spot, I went to a high spot. The best have got a lot better now because there's senses everywhere, like shoulders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two shoulder, shoulder reach, chest back. And gun, you can get hit in the gun. Oh, so if you just can't hide around and go, and you've got to have two hands on the gun, otherwise the gun won't shoot. I think of say gunned.

Chest, shoulders, back, tummy, gunt. Got me not in the gun. Fat ass, gun. You're back ass and you gunt. Oh, yes, that was fun. What a fun weekend. Yeah, yeah, it was really, it was lots of, it might sound aggressive. It might sound.

That's very aggressive. But it was a Hunger Games themed birthday weekend. Oh, okay, right. The hunting and the archery and the, you know, we did the eating. We did a campfire. We talked on the campfire. El gaggle of gays and friends would be down to do laser tag? No.

100%. I don't want to hear my beautiful skin. I hate it. I'm stunning. I don't want to welts on the skin. I've got a couple of pussies. I've got a couple of pussies. Yeah.

Two big pussies. I don't want to be hit by them. Trust me, I'm saying I'm talking tough now. If we got there, I got hit. You'd hear about it Ow! Right on the spy, Mike! Oh, you shot me from too close they said don't over the head.