ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th March 2024

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon popped to the Pharmacy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Why don't I do that guys? I feel like we need to share around the leadership a bit Yeah but do you know what happens when I normally say Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod

Vaughan doesn't have his headphones on You're doing something or eating and so it's it needs me to remind you both that we're working still i don't know let's get we'll get send us some dms on the on the social medias uh now shannon has had a moment i i it's similar to a moment when i was called lady some referred to me as lady and I really didn't like it. But you were referred to by a term. Yeah, I was at the chemist checking out and she said... I thought you meant,

I was like, who are we checking out? Who was at the chemist? A hot pharmacist? Not a hot pharmacist. Oh, you know Vaughan's brother's a hot pharmacist. He's not a hot, he's not a hot. I was at the pharmacist the other day. Shut him down, lady.

And a lady was, he's not. He's not, he's not. I was at a pharmacist the other day And a lady was there for pregnancy tests Don't fuck with me like that He bombed in my hotel room and just left Remember that? Do you remember that? That's not hot

Yeah that's not hot That's not hot No he's not hot Something's wrong with him And then that hotel room was demolished in the Christchurch earthquake I'm blaming Vaughan's brother The vomit stains Yeah

For weakening the structure in the first place. Isn't it wild? The space of time between the vomit and the destruction is now less than the destruction to modern day. Yeah, you keep doing this. I know. Stop it. It was six years between vomit and destruction,

and it's been 14 years. God, this has gone so left. Let's stop talking about spooks. What was I going to say? Oh, the pharmacist. I was in there the other day and a lady was getting a pregnancy test. And she didn't know how to use them. She'd never done it before. What's up the nose?

Everyone knows that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you count to 10 while you're twisting it, right? And then you do the drips. Yeah. And the lady said and then the best first thing in the morning when you've got a powerful stream of urine to put the end of it into the stream of urine.

And she was like, what end? And she's like, oh, this end. And she's like, what if I pee all over it? She shouldn't be allowed kids. She's like, oh, how late's your period? And she was like, four months. Wait, you were hearing all of this? Everything.

Oh, my God. Four months. I was like, Han, the baby is almost here. We need to start painting the nursery. I feel like chemists are all set out and laid out wrong. Like, when you go and talk to the pharmacist, it should be in a booth. A private booth. You know what I mean?

Well, Vaughn, you shouldn't be sharing what you overheard me say at the chemist. She's very pregnant. I gave her a ride. No, no, no, no. I'm not pregnant. It's all good. But no, I was at the chemist. I am.

Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. It felt so good to announce it here. No, I'm not. You were at the chemist getting a non-pregnant related item. Yeah, no. I was at the chemist warehouse.

So getting goodies. Oh, I love the chemist warehouse. Me too. It's so great. I can spend hundreds. I know. You just go in for something. Yeah.

I was doing a stock up. Like it was all the razors, the conditioners. Like, this was my big stock up. Yeah. And so I was checking out for quite a long time. Like, I'm talking, like, a few minutes. So I was like, oh, how's your day? Like, trying to make chat.

And it was, like, midday-ish. Like, I'd finished work. So she's like, oh, like, are you on your lunch break? And I was like, no, I start early, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, at the end, she she goes thank you dear and i was like whoa she called me dear quite weird and then i don't know why i just went you're welcome dear and i said you did her back i did how old was she because i feel like if you're old you can get away with calling someone a dear she wouldn't not old enough to get away like Like, she was like maybe 50. Oh. Like quite a, like, maybe a mum's age to me. Right.

Yeah. Dear. And then we just kind of looked at each other. And then, like, my card wasn't, you know, when it takes quite a while. And then at Chemist Warehouse, they have to roll up the receipt and tell you how much you've saved. Yeah. So we still had to do that whole exchange after we both just dared each other. Oh, dear.

I don't call anyone dear. Hello, my dear. Hello, dear. Yeah, no, it's an old lady thing to say, isn't it? But then it's also like when old mates call young females like, I don't know, like, thanks, love. Oh, lots of sweethearts is what I get. Yeah, sweetheart.

Sweetheart. It's all like, bleh. This pharmacy chat reminded me of a Reddit post I just saw, and I've just found it. This person said they recently had to go to a new pharmacist. And you know how when you, like, take it, here's my prescription, and it's all very, like, here's my prescription. Yeah.

Don't read it out. Yeah, great. And then they're like, okay, 10 minutes. And then you just ferret about the pharmacy looking at different things and looking at, like, bubble baths, Paw Patrol bubble baths. Yeah. Just give that a sniff. Sniff some different things. I don't baths, Paw Patrol bubble baths. Yeah. Just give that a sniff. Sniff some different things. I don't think you should be taking the lid off.

Look at the Irish moth coughs. Oh, yeah, those are always good. Yeah, those are yum-ass. And then a few minutes later, they'll be like, Carl? And then you can walk up and they just, it's very discreet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This person said they went to pick up their, they had to go to a new pharmacist.

They went to the counter and they were like, okay, yep, it'll be ready soon, which was their indication. It was a bit louder than usual. Yeah. Then, as loud as possible, they said, I'm just going to use your name as an example, Carl, here's your Dexys and your sleeping pills in front of everybody.

Oh, delicious though. Yeah. Dexamphetamine? Antidepressant? I don't know. Yeah, it's an antidepressant. I don't know if it's dexamphetamine. Yeah, that's not I don't know Yeah it's an antidepressant But I don't know if it's dexamphetamine Yeah that's not good is it?

That's what they said They have to take it It's like a price check on aisle 4 for Vagisil I know it is That kind of level of embarrassment Bing bong Vagisil Hayley come get that Itchy Fandango sorted

I've got you The thrush queen herself Back again They actually just announced it over the chemist PA when you walk in though, don't they? Yeah.

Oh yeah, absolutely. They're like, you're back, are you? Not this summer though. Not this summer, made it through the

whole summer. Now that's two summers in a row. Is it? Yeah. Good work. Thank you. Well,

last summer we didn't get a summer. Did you get a certificate? It was hot and damp last summer though. That's thrush conditions. Tell that to my fanny, man. She kept happy the whole time.

She kept happy. What are you, going to get a dry winter thrush? No, God, I hope not. Don't curse me with that. No, I'm not saying. I was just wondering. Now you've got an insulated house and a fireplace. I reckon it could be the winter of thrush.

Of dry, dry thrush. Yeah, yeah. Maybe a late autumn thrush. When that Auckland humidity takes off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I would never wish thrush Yeah, yeah God Maybe a late autumn thrush Yeah When that Auckland humidity Ticks up Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know You know I would never wish thrush on you

Thank you And I would never wish it on you You do wear Those really thick woolen pants A lot on winter And I'm saying It's like when I wear a woolen sock I'm more prone to the athlete's foot

Yes Which is thrush of the foot Yeah, it is the thrush of the foot The thrush of the foot Either that or you've got a vagina on your foot. You've got a foot, Fanny? Both highly possible. You've got Fanny feet?

Yes. I knew they looked off. Yeah. That's why he doesn't wear open-toe shoes. Yeah, I know, because he doesn't have toes, he's got little labias. The weirdest part is I've got one in between every one of my toes. You've got 10? Like 10 mini vaginas.

In the webbing, there's actually a full vulva. It's only eight mini vaginas though. Yeah because there's only eight gaps in between. I'm not a freak. I don't have an open

vagina on the end of my foot. Oh my god no not a freak at all. Just eight small mini vaginas between your toes. Well I guess we've

found our season three of sex.life. Yeah. Yeah god the man with eight vulvas between his toes. An episode for every fanny.

We explore The fanny This week Big toe and second toe Yes I'm looking forward to Pinky And whatever the one next to that's called That useless son of a bitch Yeah get rid of that toe