ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th March 2026

Episode Date: March 29, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has poison and isn't afraid to use it!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. You may notice I've got some post. Yes, you do. This is sending, by the way, this isn't receiving. You've been filling out forms while we've been in the studio. What is this about? This is a tootin test.

A what? A tootin' tutin' test. A tootin, toten, it's a rootin tootin test. Test your toots. Oh, test your toots, boy. It's a tootin test for the honey. Tutin Carmen. Now, Tutin is a toxin, and people have died of tootin poisoning in New Zealand.

Well, now we look bad for laughing. Oh, it's been a while. But why would you have poison? Honey. It tests the tutin. I was getting there. If you will, let me craft my own stories. Just tell a quicker story.

You've got to say. Little bit of pot. You've got real people in initially, Vaughn. You can't just go on a tangent. I did with them. I've got mail. Okay. I've got post.

What I would have done is, for example, Welcome to a little bit of pot. Guys, I could have a deadly poison right here in this envelope. I'm hooked. Okay, yeah, okay, I give you that. I'll give you that. Instantly. I'm not a, I'm not a, wow.

We lost so many people already because they're like, here's another fucking, born smith. What are you, the clickbait headlines. I'm going to be like, what shocking behavior? They shocked, the behavior was shocking. And you click on it and it was like, they were just real nice. And they bought everybody coffees. Because they were, because they were. Well, I'm not click plate.

I just like to, mm. I want to be genuine. So Tutton. You grow, and I'll just reset Vaughn's story for him. You have a lot of hunting yourself. It's been a boom of summer time. This is my job, by the way, listening. You'll notice me resetting the story.

So what we're doing here is? Because no one knows where the fuck they are. I've got poison and I'm not afraid of fucking use it. Stand back. Stand back. See, that's great. Stand back. I'll poison you.

That's how you should have started a little bit of. I could have poison. Okay, start again, do it one more time. Okay. Welcome to a little bit of... Watch out, everybody! I've got fucking poison! And I'm a rammed on your throats!

And you're all gonna die! You're yelling at like you've got a bomb. Yeah, there's too much. You harvest all your honey at home, and it's what, sitting in buckets or containers. I've got it in a container at the moment. But you're not allowed to put it on bread or anything. Well, you're not supposed to eat it,

and you're certainly not allowed to sell it, and I'm not going to be selling it. I'm just going to be stockpiling it for the end of the world, and that's... Eddie Day, Al. And so you've got to... get it tested before you touch it because of Tutin. Right. So Tootin is... What's Tootin? So bees go around

and you know those little wee If you'll excuse the use of the M word Haley? You know those little wee vinehoppers? You know those little wee, we're They've got that tiny little wing formation, that tiny They're always eating vines like passion fruit vines and stuff So they can eat something and then they excrete the stuff That's shit on it? Huh?

They're shit on it? They're shitting and bees confuse it for Poland. Oh no! I thought bees were smart. I'll pack that all up on my leg. They take it back, they chew it up, they spit it in with the honey, and it's toxic. Right. Not to the bees, but to us. Oh, dear.

Isn't that insane that's something so tiny like that? Yeah. And just some kind of nature's, you know, mess up there. Yeah. Could kill us. So, too. You're saying people have died in New Zealand from this. Poisoning chew to Tutton and honey, the report of an outbreak.

Tutton and apiculture. Tutin is a toxic plant derivative. So the problem is also the plant that, that, feeding on when they excrete the tootin is a native plant. So it's not like we can be like, let's burn it all down. Right. So what stop? Extruten in its derivative hyena nitin is extremely toxic to humans.

So you've got this little container of your honey that you send away. A sample of honey. But what is stomping like is the whole, like what if it's only in a tiny bit of? No, I would, I think it would be spread throughout the hive. Right. Okay. Yeah. Because I took it, but I did take the honey.

I got little bits from a few different spots. Oh, okay. Mix it all together. Yeah. And they would, I think they like it so much. they would keep going back to it and getting more tootin. Yeah, right. Tootin and bringing the tootin back in.

It's a neurotoxin. It's prison in tutu bushes. Tootin baby. Harmless to bees but toxic to mammals, including humans. Right. And it gets into honey via those gross little vinehopper things. Probably if you're just worried about it, even if the test comes back, fine. Maybe just give Haley a pot all first.

Why? See how she's going. Oh, we're sacrificing me as the tootin sacrifice. Just, I don't know. You've had a good run. Last one off. You've had a good one. Can you wait because I'm sort of restructuring my life insurance?

And, okay, well, actually, get our names on that bit of paper and we could hurry out of the two-intest. Am I being blackmail? Put us in your insurance. And we won't kill you. But then we'll kill you. We're going to because then we get a payout. Yeah, right, right, right.

In order of 2008, an outbreak of toxic. Honey poisoning was identified. The outbreak was not recognized initially until three cases from one family group presented to hospital with a common factor of recent consumption of locally produced honey. Yikes. And this study is to investigate the potential cases of honey poisoning and determine which toxin was involved.

How crazy it? So how much does it cost for you to test in the lab? $60. Oh yeah, that's not bad. I send this to Hamilton. This goes to Frankton and Hamilton. Shout out Hill Labs. So what do you do if you are infected?

I guess you just chuck it out. Oh, no. The bees. No, the bees can stay. Right. But you get rid of honey. When do you pour it just down the drain. Run a lot of hot water and then maybe add some lemon.

And a bit of ginger. And my septic tank's like, yum, yum, yum. Oh, my gourd.