ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th May 2023

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Exec Producer Carwen brings a lil something to the table!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. No dilly dally straight to the producer's booth. No dilly dally. No dilly, and it's a little bit of dally.

No dilly in the dally. No dilly in the dally. That's full of meats. Yep. That's the meat. No dilly dally. No dillies in the dally. We are Carween That's full of meats. Yep. That's the meat. No dilly deli. No dillies in the deli. Carween at the producer's booth.

Hello. I'm a vegetarian. Wait, your mic's on. I don't know if your mic. You're on the wrong mic there. We can hear our mics on, but not your one. That's it. There you go.

Hello. That's professional broadcasting. Oh, that's weird. Okay, well, they're all on. Okay. They're all on. Well, they obviously weren't all on, were they? They are.

I can see it. Mic's alive. They're all on. It's red, weren't all on well they are i can see it it was off oh well it was down um what am i talking about someone called you miss yeah no lady lady yeah no so i was out for a walk a little hot girl walk um and there was this very cute kid with like a tiny bike at the top of a little slopey hill bit in the park and her mum was like, oh, you can go shortly. Just wait for this lady to go past. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow.

But what would you have preferred? Girl. Just honey. Wait for this hot piece of ass to get past before you don't want to plough into it with the attractive people on the bike. Aim for the mingers. More cushioning when you fall off into them.

Or maybe just like, oh, wait for this person to go past. What if I don't identify as a woman, you know? Oh, well, that's the landmine of taking a kid for a walk in 2023, isn't it? Yeah, it really is. You misgender someone, next thing you know they take your kid off you. But it just hurt because she was probably the same age as me, I would say. Or just maybe a little bit older. She was quite a young looking mum.

She might not have even been the mum to begin with. But then you wouldn't say girl, would you? Because female, the person. I don't know. Lady just hit me. Because after we talked about how Hayley had been called Miss quite a while ago. Yeah. I was like, oh my God, I've never been referred to as a lady before.

You need to get used to these things starting to happen like soon they won't even bat an eyelid at the self-serve checkout when you buy a bottle of wine yeah like they won't they'll just say old instantly they'll be like old i feel like that's been happening for a while actually yeah that's the wrinkles a kid called me sir and i want to say what the fuck did you just call me because i'm in no position of authority i'm not a teacher no excuse me sir no excuse me sir i yeah you're a sir i reckon excuse me old man excuse me old man or excuse me old geezer no it's not it's not a label uh i want sir i'm not in a position of authority my mum used to go crazy when she coached hockey and people would call her Miss.

She'd be like, I am married. And they'd say, Mrs. And she'd be like, no, Mrs. Smith. You can't just say Mrs. What did she coach? Just call her coach. Yeah, call the coach. Call the coach.

Don't call the Miss. Yeah, no. She was a married woman and had been for quite some time, even then. That's not a time to be calling you Miss. So did the kid wait or did the kid just go? Yeah, the kid did wait and then I turned around

to watch. You've got to respect your elders, don't you? Oh my God. Oh, God. Speaking of, now I wish I'd seen the kid plow off the bottom

on a balance bike. Gone too fast. I just watched a very funny video of pandas. Oh. They tumble down their slides, don't they?

Dude, they're just so clumsy. One fell out of a tree and threw like this platform thing and it was like a WWE move through the table. It was very impressive. I can see why they eat so much bamboo now. Get that extra padding for all of the wild stunts that they do.

But pandas are great. They're a great beer. I was just watching a video of a rhinoceros and a hippopotamus. Face-to-face! Face-to-face. and a hippopotamus. Face to face! Face to face. And the rhinoceros just put his whole horn front of snout into the hippopotamus's

open mouth and it was like this truce. It was like, Now what, fuck? Yeah, fuck, you've got me there. Yeah, you've got the slamming power of... Yeah, like,

I can't chomp down on this because ouchies. It'll go through the roof of my mouth. And then he was kind of like... It's like a CC corn chip when you put it in your mouth and it's on the wrong angle. Or a toad-orion when you try to bite off too much of a toad-orion. Yeah, you thought you were It'll go through the roof of my mouth And then he was kind of It's like a CC corn chip When you put it in your mouth And it'll retreat

And it's on the wrong angle Or a toad oron When you try to bite off Too much of a toad oron Yeah you thought you were The apex predator And then a triangle Got in your mouth

I was like No you are not The strongest shape of them all Is it? Yeah it's an engineering thing Isn't it? Triangles That makes sense actually

Because it's square It's only relying Yeah no that's the shape of it Bracing on bridges And it's all triangles Triangles Strong shape See I paid attention And um And it's only relying on... Bracing on bridges and everything. It's all triangles. Triangles. Strong shape. See, I paid attention in school.

If any shape was made out of rope and there were people in it and they all walked out, it would always form a circle. So a circle is the most voluminous shape. Yeah, right. With the same amount of rope. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. Yeah, you know you're right.

Yeah, sure. I agree with that. Well, the closest you can get to a circle, I believe, is the most area covered. Anyway, look, we know you're right. Yeah, sure. I'll just agree with that. Well, the closest you can get to a circle, I believe, is the most area covered. Anyway, look, we could talk about... We could talk about shapes, volumes all day. Area equals pi radius squared. Centan cos.

Angles and buttons on a calculator. But nope, not nearly well enough educated to do that. We've run out of time. And we're not educated enough. A bit more maths next time.