ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th October 2024

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley is missing a toilet door...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. You'd think after doing nine months last year, no toilet, no bathroom whatsoever, that I wouldn't be thrown by anything these days. But we've got no doors in our house at the moment oh okay we're taking them off the hinges to like patch up and it's one of the last things to do

inside and then you're done who who would have thought one of the like i know i've got the wardrobe the wardrobe to do we'll be done by christmas but we've taken all the doors off the hinges to patch them up paint them and then we're going to put them back and put all new handles and hinges and stuff yeah no there's not a single bit of this house that we're not we don't have an eye over even the hinges are nice yeah that's it you can't be a perfectionist doing renovations eh yeah yeah we're fucked up there yeah yeah yeah you've just got to move into a house that someone's done and just i know and just be like oh well that's good enough because i see things that like in my bathroom just live with it. I know, and just be like, oh, well, that's good enough. Because I see things in my bathroom and I'm like, that's not right.

And I will forever look at them and think, not properly done. What's your paint patch in your hallway? There's paint. When you walk up the hallway and the morning light's coming in the hallway, you can see where the paint's not right. Yeah. What, because you tested paints?

No, no, no. Underneath it. Oh, just roll line. Whoever was painting it went roll up or roll down. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Well, Just roll line. Whoever was painting it went roll up or roll down. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Well, there's none of that in our house. Yep.

And if there is, it shall be fixed. Yep. Jesus. So anyway, the door. I know, I know, I know, I know. Anyway, the doors are off. Oh, do you know what I have worked out? Because we've got dark paint in our bedrooms, there were all these scratches on either side

of the bed and I was like, hot damn, you know, things have been getting spicy in here. But I was like, how am I reaching both sides of this ginormous bed? Not true. It's from me fiddling around trying to put my bloody chargers in the thing and it leaves these little scratch marks on the dark paint. Florida dark paint, another reason. Just spray your whole fucking house white and move on. But anyway, I've taken the doors off, which is fine.

It's a bit annoying when you're doing the laundry because steam comes out and you just turn the fan on it's fine i've got to take a shit i've got to take a shit with the door off and i totally forgot about all of that and we've still got people coming in and out of our house and i needed to poop and i was like oh god in front of your partner you would i know and then vaughn I do you were you here for this chat about shitting in front of your partner yeah what the hell

I'd wee I'd wee in front of I think in the past I have 100% because especially if you've ever flattered with a partner

and had a shower in a bathroom toilet in the same room I sometimes you just need to do you shit in front of Sade yeah I just rock in

she would never in front of you. That is insanity to me. But then I make her leave because she marks how I wipe. How do you wipe? I stand. I stand and wipe. Georgia does this in front of Haim. Unbelievable. Do you? Yeah, well we didn't have a

door for so long and then I was like I don't care and he'd always walk past and be like, can you shut the door? I was like nah, we care and he'd always walk past and be like can you shut the door I was like nah we're all good babe how are you what are you up to trying to have a gun well that's so much I do almost I'd say I do 80% of my wheeze in front of Aaron I'll never not wear I'll wear in front of most of my friends to be honest I don't really care but poops never it's the same thing it's not it's smellier and it comes out your bum bum yeah but also it takes less time I find I made poos take way less time than my wheeze Never. It's the same thing. It's not. It's smellier and it comes out your bum bum.

Yeah, but also it takes less time. I find I made poos take way less time than my wheeze. What? What do you mean? No, the wheeze is the quicker of the two. My wheeze are rapid. When you need to go poo, you need to go poo. Like, I'm turtling.

Oh, God. Oh, no. No. I apologise. Well, if you're not Absolutely repulsed You can catch Georgia On ZM I cannot believe Yeah yeah yeah I cannot believe

People are pooping In front of their partners I would never Yeah I just would never Right How long do you not Have a door for then

Two more days So it's a week in total Right Okay But we don't Aaron wouldn't do it In front of me Not that gross

Is it a smell thing I've recovered Remember for a few years I just didn't shit Yeah you didn't shit Yeah So you shit a bit more regularly. Yeah, I shit regularly.

No, it's fine. It's fine. They're good. They're healthy. But there's no need for any of that. Don't get defensive. I'm just saying, can we keep something sacred? Now you're making believe it's not.

Can we keep something sacred, please?