ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -30th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond and just a reminder, only a couple of days left to submit your Christmas cocktail special shoutouts. So you can find the submission form of ZM online or the link is in our Instagram, bio, F-E-H, ZM on Instagram. Or don't, but you just won't be included. You can listen to it still when it comes out over the Christmas break. How much more fun would have better hear your name. Yeah, it would be way more fun. Do you know who loves shoutouts?

Shoutouts to Shannon in the shop. No, we're stopping. She's in the mechanics. Yeah, shout out. She's got a different job at the bakery every time. She gets a shout out. Should we continue our sharing of our barley trip? It seems right.

Again, the juicy stories aren't making the podcast. But, you know, that's... Again, those will be in Haley's new comedy special next year. I will say the three of us are closer than ever. After five days away, stuff we can't say, and then finishing it off with me and Vaughn shitting ourselves. Yeah. We'll get pretty close.

excess thing. I don't know. I got an eight hours sleep. Yeah, I know you did, and that was, you were a new person. I was a new man. Yeah. I haven't seen you that energized for a long time. It was bouncing off the walls, but yeah. How did I not get barley belly, but you guys did? I don't know.

I don't know, but it was definitely the exact same time, the exact same type. Maybe you've just got a harder guts from all your buddy. Maybe you two were rimmed. I was actually indicating behind the scenes to keep it classy, that maybe it was the rimming you were doing that was keeping you healthy.

Oh my God, imagine you, on the last night, you went to bed and Vaughn and I went and rimmed the same person, and that's how it happened. He inoculated himself against barley belly by a little bit of rimming every day. Exactly. Sort of like, just like, just how we get, well, I was going to say it was good, it was good gut health.

It was pretty as good gut house too. All my kombucha. Yeah, he did love a kombuts. I know I bought some kombutcher over there, didn't I? Maybe that's why, because I was drinking the kombucha. I drunk at the next day to try to make it seem a bit better. I didn't No

That'd be why That'll be your asses on fire Yeah exactly We do know This asses on fire We do know someone That shat themselves on a plane And that was my worst nightmare for you too

But we had the drugs to block you We had the drugs to block it up But definitely yeah There was a moment There was a moment where I thought it might slide out But we did on one of the days Do something that we all When we, Haley and I booked something

For Bali Or not drunk drug We had a few Afternoon drinks And we thought Let's book a beach club And then Like doff, doff big

Instagram And then the next day I was like Why did we do that Like that's not my vibe I don't think it's your vibe Soon of one It's maybe Haley's

Yeah on a good day On a good day But then I was like I don't know If we're gonna like this But we actually Enjoyed it so much It was the best day

So we went to Finns Which is one of the biggest Yeah kind of a famous club And we'd booked a day bed and I think we got there and it was early enough right that it was like okay this is nice a bit of a mixed bag here music's not too loud

yeah everybody seems happy we looked at the menu we're like okay they're not ripping us off and the food was actually it had no place having that nicer food I would have thought it gave the vibe of a place that you get there and you're like oh this shit rap pizza and you know

yeah hot chips it was so good the drinks were amazing and then I guess like as the vibe of the club that we thought we weren't going to enjoy cranked up. So did we? Yeah. So then we were just like absolutely having the best time. The three of us were like get our little drink and we'd like wander into the pool. We're having a good

look around. I got to a point with the pool I was just like, it was refreshing when it was hot and then it got to the point where I was like it feels like it's 80% body body liquid. We didn't neck. We didn't go under neck. You could feel it turning around three or four o'clock to absolutely. It goes

until like midnight. Yeah. I mean, we witnessed one of the drunkenest people I've ever seen in my entire life. And I witnessed one of the grossest things I've ever seen in my life. Are we going to say it? It's so grim. Is it the girl that did the girl that. Yeah. When you arrive, you get a welcome drink and it's like a big vase of, we chose.

We call it a bucket. A bucket. Mojido. It was a glass bucket with no handle. To me, that's a vase. Actually, you're right. You're right. You're right.

It wasn't a bucket. It was a vase. It was a handle. And it was made of glass. It just does he glass buckets. And so they make these. cocktail's in there and they put like eight giant straws and you all at the table

you drink from it. Yeah. Yeah. And then they're empty and they hang around for a while and in this case a young lady used it as a vomit receptacle. Yeah. Then she forgot that she just vomited into the vase and put her straw in it and tried to take a big drink of what she assumed was water. Fuck off. Like they don't, it appears in Bali they don't have those. You know if you have a drunk person on your premises you get in big trouble. Yeah. And you know, they kick you out. No, she's stayed there. to her boyfriend who did.

Fuck all to help her. He left her all to somebody else in their party. He was a prick. He looked over because we were looking and we were giving big judgment eyes like, get that bitch out of here. For her sake. And I'm sorry, mate, that your day is ruined, but this is your problem now.

And he was doing nothing, lying in his douries and stuff. So I was giving him evils. He looked over at me at 1.8 and was just like, hi and waved. And I just went, hi. Oh my God, that poor girl. But that aside,

that aside, a very fun day. We've got our faces painted, woke up the next morning with, like, pink paint and glitter all through my bed. It's like you came out in the morning and just had glitter all over. Yeah. Good fun. Oh, great time. It was awesome. It was so fun.

For a people watch alone. That was what we did the most was people watch. It was something called it purvey. Whatever. Wow. Jesus, an absolute rig on some of the people walking past. I nearly snapped my neck about nine times.