ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th September 2023

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

On Todays Lil Bitta Pod; Georgia Burt got her hands on something...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. The floor... The floor. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We do have a warning for younger listening ears.

It's a light warning. It's a light warning. The word titties is said a lot during this podcast. Sort of like a shallow dive into fake breasts. Fondling and touching of titties. Then I said that I wouldn't give Vaughn's penis a squeeze. Okay, so the word penis and titties is mentioned in the following podcast. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

Now, George is in studio because she was telling us a beautiful tale about a spicy night that she had out last night, which ended in her honking on a set of tits. Honk, honk! Now, how did this come about? She just told me to feel her tits. It's as simple as that. I did this recently because I have talked about this before.

Do you know why I gave my tits a photo shoot last night? Did you? Because they're so fantastic. Was this before. Do you know what? I gave my tits a photo shoot last night. Did you? Yep, because they're so fantastic. Was this before or after your cup of tea? During, while it was boiling. It was a quick shoot. Yeah, because they're incredible. I've got new tits.

Wait, but where were these photos going? Just for memories. Oh, okay. Just for the time that I had these honkers. Right. Just took some photos. They're not sexy. They're just sort of like documentarian.

But also like when your tits are on point, you feel them, right? They're ridiculous. The whole day keeps going, Aaron, Aaron, look. Look at that. Yeah. Poke it. Look how fun it is. I've had moments in my yo-yoing and maybe you've felt the same form when you go over

a speed bump in a car and it goes away. And they go. Good dog. That must be you guys all the time. All the time. Yeah. But usually I don't tend to leave the house without a bra on Because I don't want anyone to look at that

I don't want to feel that It's sweaty Get the snouts out Now Georgie You told us Get the snouts out I have heard some things in my time Hayley told me

Hayley told me I'd have snouts Little piggy Fletch would have little flicky snouts. Yeah, little flicky like. Which is nothing wrong with it. Like a weasel snout. Oh, like a ski slope.

Yeah, yeah. But like really gathering to a peak. Yeah. I must look at these. Do you have them? No, no, no, no, no. No, she,

I just said, I said to Hayley, if I had boobs, would I have good boobs? And I said, no, he'd have snouts. Yeah, yeah. Now, because usually

little itty bitty titties have snouts, eh? Yeah. So you'd have little itty bitties. Now, you mentioned this last night. A couple of sandbags. And the reason you were in here, we all think you got hit on last night and you don't know it. Yeah.

But if I did, I'd take it because if I get hit on by anyone these days, it's like a compliment. Yeah, same. It's been so long. It doesn't happen often anymore right so how did you end up honking

these tits well actually funnily enough the first thing she said to me because it had been a while since I'd seen her was I got fake tits

two weeks ago oh they're fake ah gotcha gotcha and she's like they're hard because I've got nerve damage

so she's got hard nipples and I was like whoa but like kind of hot hard nipples yes yeah not like

wait but permanently set at erect? I think for now. I think she needs to like massage them and stuff and they'll, I'm assuming, right? No, because when I massage mine, they only get harder. Yeah, same. Well, actually, yeah, same. But surely she needs to warm them up, cut them.

No, don't warm them up. I know because a friend of ours got breast implants and for the while afterwards, she had to like do this thing where she had to move them around i don't know why she didn't want my help though so but what i can say is it felt like so anyway we're sitting at dinner dinner's finished she's had a couple of drinks i had to drive unfortunately so i was like whatever and she's like feel because if you'd had a few drinks you would have got your head in them i would have really wanted to immerse myself but she's like feel them them. Because if you'd had a few drinks, you would have got your head in them. Yeah. I would have really wanted to immerse myself.

But she's like, feel them. So I just like put an appropriate little gentle hand. I was like, oh, that's hard. A pat. And then I was like, that feels like mastitis. What I imagine mastitis would feel like. Yeah, a big hard rock hand. Yeah.

Yeah. And then she's like, squeeze them. So I said, double hand, I'm going to do it. Squeeze. And I was like, these. How? I kept. How new are these t going to do it. Squeeze. And I was like, these. How? I kept. How new are these tits?

Two weeks. Two weeks. I was gentle. I was like a gentle, like, whoa. Did she even have the stitches out? Well, it's like under. Did she go under the breast? Yes, because that's always what I wonder if I was to get them, if I go under the breast.

You can go in through the armpit now, can't you? Or behind the nip. You can get your nipple off. I wouldn't do it. I don't think I would either. Don't get the nipple off. I wouldn't do that. I don't think I would either. Don't get the nipple off. They're very important to me. That even makes me feel nipples feel weird now.

I'd go either discreetly under the teat or through the armpit. So where was her girlfriend when you were filling up this woman's breasticles? Next to her. Oh, lesbian three-way. This is the thing. Georgia doesn't realise she's been hit on, but she's been hit on. 100%. her. Yeah. Lesbian three way. This is the thing. Georgia doesn't realize she's been hit on but she's been hit on. One hundred percent. But then the girlfriend said how many girls

like how many people have you let feel your boobs and she said well actually Georgia's the first and then she was like back off my girlfriend. Yeah.

And I was like I'm just lucky I can feel some tits that are my own. Has this awoken something in you do you think? You seem very excited. You do.

You've been very perky today at work. We'll not call her perky that's inappropriate to call Georgia very perky today. You're being bouncy. Well, not all are perky, that's inappropriate to call George's perky after. No, I wasn't. They are a little bit today though. I wasn't. Why, because you found the fake ones, you're like, right, I'm really hoisting these boys. Tightening the straps.

Literally, because I'm just wearing these nana bras and I'm like, I gotta have my game. I'm gonna hoist them up. I'll be at the knees. I just don't know how to approach a subject that I've been through so much of my life, never felt fake boobs, would like to out of interest, purely interest alone.

You've got to be invited. I've got to be invited, but also my wife is not going to be okay with me touching another woman's boobs. No, but it's curiosity. So the thing is they're not real. It's curiosity to kill the cat. Wait, meow.

It's not cheating or feeling up another woman because they're not real. That's my theory. Right? Which one? With a sex doll, it's not cheating because they're not real. You're applying the same logic. It's a quirk, but it's not real. It's a quirk!

Wow. It's a quirk that's gonna be awkward and take some explanation, but it's not cheating. Did you tell your fiancé about this squeeze? No, because he was dead asleep last night so I didn't get the chance. I actually forgot to in the car this morning. I was talking about the dinners because it was this degustation with chips and there was like a bacon ice cream. It was interesting.

I don't think Aaron would have a problem if I squeezed some fake boobies. No I don't think. I think Aaron would be like what do they feel like? Can I have a feel? Yeah right. Because they're like some days mine are pretty perky and I'm like check him out I'm walking around like that perky. And I'm like, check him out. I'm walking around like that. That was me yesterday.

What's changing? What's changing day to day? Hormones, temperature, like where you're at in your cycle is huge. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Will you be letting us feel your penis implant when you get that done? Would that be true? Actually, that might be true. If someone had a penis surgery or a vagina surgery,

I'd be like, oh, I'll have a little looky poo. A looky poo, not a touchy-watchy. Not a touchy-poo. Not a touchy-watchy. No. No, that would be cheating. Yeah, it would be. No, I wouldn't squeeze you, Willie.

But like a pet. What sort of cat? You can see what you need to see from seeing alone. You don't think you need to touch it. But like it's not a cat You can see what you need to see From seeing alone You know You don't think you need to touch it But like it's not real Yeah Well good for you

I'm glad that you had a boob experience They're great Good fun Awkward though Having this awakening Just moments before you're about to get married though Isn't it Yeah I know

Now it's like Oh shit what do I do What am I Who am I What do I like But you know what these rich housewives are like They get up to all sorts of shenanigans Once they're married

With their Louis Vuitton bags And their houses and their old Canterbury money. But you don't have a pair of RMs though, eh? Yay. Next time. More on that later.