ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley found a girls girl in Dunedin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Hello, I just want to say thank you so much to the kind, kind girl's girl that I came across in Dunedin over the weekend. Now, it wasn't necessary, but I'm happy to see that women are still out here doing this. Okay. So I did talk about this in the pods that. I was in Dunedin performing and usually after my show
Starting point is 00:00:33 man I'm fizzing and I head out for a few drinks but I was tired and I don't know that many people in Danedan and I just I went back to the hotel both nights and got Uber Eats both nights the second night which was
Starting point is 00:00:45 the Sattee I was up in my room had a glass of wine I ordered my Uber Eats I got Birriot tacos Delivered Yeah Birriot tacos delivered
Starting point is 00:00:57 In Danetan In Danetan It's very ethnic for Dunedin, isn't I? Very. Yeah, I know. C-PAPI. And so I got there and then I went downstairs because it was an apartment. So, you know, it wasn't like, they couldn't like knock on the door or something of an Airbnb.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Yeah. Went downstairs to wait for my Uber Eats and I was a little bit early. And where the apartment was was on sort of a main street connecting into the octagon. And there was just like a shop front. You know, they had like a little lip out by the window. Yeah. close to the concrete ground I'm not going to call it a gutter
Starting point is 00:01:29 but like I was sat on that like this on the side and I was on my phone like this and bless this chick she came up to me and like walked past and then turned back and was like well Hon are you alright do you need some help
Starting point is 00:01:41 like I was a girl in Trubbs you know like too drunk on the side of the street that's nice and it was nice but like you also look like a Deero drunk girl I'm in like a track suit I had my Chuck Taylor's on but I didn't tie them up
Starting point is 00:01:59 because Chuck saw a nightmare to get on or on Oh my god aren't they So just shove them on just to have something on the soles of my feet I had my hair up in a top knot But I still had my show makeup on So I had like glittery eyes like big black Eyeliner and stuff You look like you'd been out all night partying
Starting point is 00:02:14 And I sit on a boom you know waiting And yeah bless her she was like Are you right Hon do you need some help And I was like oh no I'm all good I'm just waiting for Uber-Each She's like are you sure I did Can I get you anything? Well so even after you
Starting point is 00:02:25 spoke, she was still a little concern that you might be too pissed or like... I was like, oh hon, bless you. But honestly, I mean, we've got to be doing that, you know? We've got to be looking out for the girls checking in. Yeah. I might have needed help in another world. Yeah. I just love today. And then you get that thing where you're like
Starting point is 00:02:41 trying to over-explain that you're not drunk and then you just come across as drunk. And even you're like, no, no, no. I'm actually okay. I'm okay. No, no, I'm fine. I'm just waiting for my Uber eats. Oh, are you sure? I can get you some help. No, no, I'm good. And then like sitting outside a shop on like, not a main bit. Do you know what? You were really close to 7-11, you could have just been
Starting point is 00:02:57 like, I would love a pie. I could have been like, maybe a little cake. Maybe a little bit of cake. And she could have got you a water or some cake. Some food. Yeah. And a bag of, I'm a fizzy coke bottle. I'll see if they've got a Turkish July.
Starting point is 00:03:13 She ends up paying like $15, $20. Memphis meltdown. I'm going to get a minute's melt-melt-down. I get a gooey-goo raspberry, Memphis Mount Down. Just if you're paying, if you're helping. I'm so drunk. I watch my friends. And she'd be like, can I get you an Uber anywhere?
Starting point is 00:03:26 But like, can you pay for my Uber in the morning? Because that Uber is literally 30 minutes. Just that merchant offer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a little liquor store. You get me a pussy got. I'm so drunk. I need to help me.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Anyway, what a good bitch. Yeah. Stopping and waiting to see if a stranger was all right. I was all right. But good for her.

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