ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th September, 2025
Episode Date: September 29, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley found a girls girl in Dunedin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
Hello, I just want to say thank you so much to the kind, kind girl's girl that I came across in Dunedin over the weekend.
Now, it wasn't necessary, but I'm happy to see that women are still out here doing this.
Okay.
So I did talk about this in the pods that.
I was in Dunedin
performing and usually after my show
man I'm fizzing and I head out for a few drinks
but I was tired
and I don't know that many people in Danedan
and I just
I went back to the hotel both nights
and got Uber Eats
both nights
the second night which was
the Sattee
I was up in my room
had a glass of wine
I ordered my Uber Eats
I got Birriot tacos
Delivered
Yeah
Birriot tacos delivered
In Danetan
In Danetan
It's very ethnic for Dunedin, isn't I?
Very.
Yeah, I know.
C-PAPI.
And so I got there and then I went downstairs because it was an apartment.
So, you know, it wasn't like, they couldn't like knock on the door or something of an Airbnb.
Yeah.
Went downstairs to wait for my Uber Eats and I was a little bit early.
And where the apartment was was on sort of a main street connecting into the octagon.
And there was just like a shop front.
You know, they had like a little lip out by the window.
Yeah.
close to the concrete ground
I'm not going to call it a gutter
but like I was sat on that
like this on the side
and I was on my phone like this
and bless this chick she came up to me
and like walked past
and then turned back and was like
well Hon are you alright
do you need some help
like I was a girl in Trubbs
you know like too drunk
on the side of the street
that's nice
and it was nice
but like you also look like a Deero drunk girl
I'm in like a track suit
I had my Chuck Taylor's on but I didn't tie them up
because Chuck saw a nightmare to get on or on
Oh my god aren't they
So just shove them on just to have something on the soles of my feet
I had my hair up in a top knot
But I still had my show makeup on
So I had like glittery eyes like big black
Eyeliner and stuff
You look like you'd been out all night partying
And I sit on a boom you know waiting
And yeah bless her she was like
Are you right Hon do you need some help
And I was like oh no I'm all good
I'm just waiting for Uber-Each
She's like are you sure I did
Can I get you anything?
Well so even after you
spoke, she was still a little
concern that you might be too pissed or
like... I was like, oh hon, bless you.
But honestly, I mean, we've got to be doing
that, you know? We've got to be looking out for the
girls checking in. Yeah. I might have needed
help in another world. Yeah. I just
love today. And then you get that thing where you're like
trying to over-explain that you're not drunk and then you just
come across as drunk. And even you're like, no, no, no.
I'm actually okay. I'm okay. No, no, I'm fine. I'm just waiting
for my Uber eats. Oh, are you sure? I can
get you some help. No, no, I'm good.
And then like sitting outside a shop on
like, not a main bit. Do you know what? You were
really close to 7-11, you could have just been
like, I would love a pie.
I could have been like, maybe a little cake.
Maybe a little bit of cake.
And she could have got you a water or some cake.
Some food.
Yeah.
And a bag of, I'm a fizzy coke bottle.
I'll see if they've got a Turkish July.
She ends up paying like $15, $20.
Memphis meltdown.
I'm going to get a minute's melt-melt-down.
I get a gooey-goo raspberry, Memphis Mount Down.
Just if you're paying, if you're helping.
I'm so drunk.
I watch my friends.
And she'd be like, can I get you an Uber anywhere?
But like, can you pay for my Uber in the morning?
Because that Uber is literally 30 minutes.
Just that merchant offer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a little liquor store.
You get me a pussy got.
I'm so drunk.
I need to help me.
Anyway, what a good bitch.
Yeah.
Stopping and waiting to see if a stranger was all right.
I was all right.
But good for her.
