ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th September 2026

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch has brand new beef with a major brand...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I got fucked by Timo. Oh my fucking God, I saw this. It's like when people think they're buying a fucking authentic Persian rug and it's a mouse pad. Yeah. It's so good. So Major Murray Fluffington has not attacked my carpet or

couch since the renovations. I'd actually like to take full responsibility for this for recommending fell away to you. I know. The pheromone, synthetic pheromone. Yeah. I show sponsor, I got a heap of the refills and you just plug in the diffuses. It just like two of them out. It just, it does, yeah.

And if you're a human one. If they're, fuck yes. If they put lorazepam in a diffuser, you're like, oh. Yeah, it's like that basically. Yeah. But so what he does a claw now. are these little like cardboard cat scratches. Oh, he's so good.

He's so good. He's come a long way. He has. He has. He has. He has. He has. He has.

He was a troubled youth. We all thought he was going to end up in juvie. He is. I thought he's going to be in the cat juvie. So the one that he's been using for the last few months is kind of getting bit munted. So I ordered and I went on Timmy. I was like, oh, this looks big.

There's a big. There's a big. An adult cat. Curled up. And there's still half of the scratcher left. It would be like so, it's so big. It's so perfect. 70 centimeters or something like that.

You're always got to check the dimensions. I did not check the dimensions. No, no, it was being modelled by a cat. There was a cat sitting on this cat scratch. I don't trust it. Which would indicate that it's... For size comparison. That it would be at least 70 to 80 centimeters.

Of course. It was not, in fact, it was 19 inches, which I did measure, and it was exactly the size it said. 19 inches. There is no fucking way that the cat in that photo, which took up half the size. and my cat sat on it and it like enveloped it it was like there was literally you couldn't even see the cat scratcher

the photo of Major Mari on this thing is so funny it's like he's sitting on like a matchbox it is so small and I was like fucking TEMU eh I haven't been on for a couple of weeks

I might actually my tip would be always check the dimensions yeah that's a good tip if there's a photo that make it look bigger than it is I'm just going to go on Timo cat scratcher, just having a little look here to see if I could find one.

God, they got some cute ones. I see why you were on. Oh yeah, exactly. And they were cheap, so I was like, well, there you go. Rolly would love that one, the wall mounted, like, so they can rub their cheeks against it around the corner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because what he comes and does that around the corner when I'm taking a piss.

Again, check the dimension. What are you taking a piss? Yeah, when I take a piss, he comes around the corner. You know, there's like a little, like, mini hallway into my bathroom, and he comes down the corner. And the corners in my kitchen are always dirty because the cat's hit. in the corner? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's dirtied it up. Oh, bros. Again, check that

I mention this because it could be a metre long. You don't know. It could be three metres long. It's not going to fit.