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Episode Date: August 30, 2024On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan hung out with the Lads, Lads, Lads! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I had a moment with some friends.
I caught up with some guys and we were trying to work out
when we were last all in the room together.
It was over 10 years ago.
No, we didn't jerk each other off.
You're obsessed with it.
I said we sat up till 2am in the morning talking without a lot of booze
because by the time we went to the Warriors game and left and came home
and got through the traffic and everything, all the booze stores were shut.
You should have swung past my house.
We had plenty of booze.
I thought you cleaned it out by that time on Friday.
Oh, is this Friday night?
Yeah.
Yeah, man, we were doing the dribs and drabs.
Okay, so there was none there.
Anyone want a little Cointreau?
Why yes?
I've only got enough
for two
oh okay
and so we're hanging out
and I said to everybody
well I've got half a bottle
of whiskey
I hope that's going to do
I poured everybody whiskey
and then my friend Callum
said do you have any
quickies
oh yeah
and I was like
what the fuck
are you talking about
and he's like
oh no because we went
out for dinner
and we had to rush
our dinner
and I got a bit of
indigestion
I need a little bit
of quickies
and I laughed at him
and then Mike's like I usually have quickies but I I laughed at him and then Mike's like, I usually
have quickies, but I don't have any now.
And Robsy's like, oh, there's some in the
ute. I always have quickies.
I was like, what the fuck? Who am I hanging out with?
When do we all get so old?
They all get bad indigestion
apart from me. Mike gets it from
whiskey, Callum gets it from it ain't too fast, and Robsy
gets it from any breads or whatever.
How do you not get heartburn or indigestion
when you eat red meat
and lots of booze?
It's dead down there, right?
No! I get indigestion.
If I've had a big drinky
weekend, man, the acidity from my wine
and stuff. I never take quickies.
No!
And then Robsy went and checked and he's like, oh, I'm out. I had the
last two cookies on the way out.
I'm like, what are you getting?
Midday indigestion?
What is that?
For like a podcast listeners overseas, like, is it Pepto-Bismol?
Antacids.
Antacids.
Yeah.
If you've got indigestion, you take it and it comes.
But it's like, whenever I have cookies, if I'm going through a period of indigestion,
I put them in my handbag, but then I just eat them like lollies because they're sweet
and yummy and minty.
My dad always had them growing up. He always had a half a finished one beside his bed and we were the
same we'd sneak in and be like doesn't really taste like anything yeah so then these old boys
when there was no cookies were like have you got any baking soda I was like yeah there were baking
soda in the cupboard because that's all it is right and they're baking soda and mixing in water
so we had no booze they were doing shots of baking soda water.
Oh, God, what a cool host.
I'm going to bed.
Yeah, that's a cool host, man.
We'd be talking.
It was like, ladies.
I was like, God, we're all old boys.
But you knew they were coming.
Why didn't you stock up?
Because I was like, we'll get something.
Because I didn't know what they wanted to drink.
You know, your mood changes.
So I was like, we'll grab something on the way home.
And then there was nothing.
But God, thank God we didn't drink.
They were bloody all burpy and indigestion enough as it was after the cookies oh god it was
i was just like wow getting old getting old man getting old