ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st December 2023

Episode Date: December 30, 2023

This episode contains explicit content & themes, and is definitely not one for younger listeners!On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Morgan Penn joins us to discuss Adult Fun Toys, and Period Sex!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and today may not be for younger ears. Definitely not for younger ears. I'm 42 and I felt like I was just a little bit too young for some of it. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and the big pod, and the show is is back January 15 and what a surprise again, she's here. She's back. Morgan Penn, somatic sexologist, host of Sex.Life podcast. Binge it now. Binge it now, wherever you get your podcasts.

But for now, you talk to us. Yeah, so we'll just minge it now, shall we? We'll minge it now and we'll binge it later. Yes. And we've got all of your listener questions to put to Morgan. First question. Okay, help for a first-timer when it comes to sex toys. I don't even know where to start, they say.

To be fair, some of them are quite expensive. Shit, yeah. And you can't kind of like test them out or... The first sex toy I ever had... That's frowned upon, isn't it? Testing them out in store. They don't have a little tester bottle like the pharmacy has for perfumes. The first sex toy I ever had, besides my electric toothbrush...

Was it Fisher Price, My First Deli? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. With the phone, remember the phone? Big phone, colours, easy to handle, buttons. I always wanted that kitchen That was cool Do you remember that Yeah

That was cool There was a few of them A few different ones of them No mine was like A ten dollar bullet You know One of those tiny little Purse things

Where you're just like One speed And you're like Cool Cool Cool Ow Yeah

It can be pricey And we've come A long way since then We've come a lot of ways. Yes, we have. Technology in the sex toy realm is incredible. Would you say the Satisfyer dominates the market? Would that be the number one go-to?

I would say for vulva owners, yes. That's probably what has just climbed to the well-known ranks. Yeah. And we've got pretty good results from that. And we've got pretty good results from that and we've normalized it like the amount of chit chat about sp2s yes is it's become almost part of our zeitgeist our culture that that's acceptable rather than other ones that we might go oh they're a bit full-on or yeah a bit grotesque yeah that's right it's interesting how we have normalized that and um

yeah but i mean there's lots of stuff there and i don't know if this person that's asked this question is a vulva owner or what their what their genital configuration is so in terms of like getting their first sex toy i would say to go quite general so a vibrator that is um i would call it a wand vibrator it almost looks like a microphone and so it just means it's got quite a big head which is like means a lot of surface area a bit like a microphone. And so it just means it's got quite a big head, which means a lot of surface area. A bit like this microphone here. Yeah. Yeah.

There's no taper here, though. There's no taper. This is a real rammer, this one. The wand ones have not a taper but a bulge. The head is bigger. Oh, okay. Like a classic microphone. I've just Googled the must-have sex toys for 2023.

Mr. Vanilla can't breathe. Number one is the Hot Octopus digit finger vibrator. Heard of that? Yes. It clips onto your finger. Yeah. What? It's like you, it slides so it slides onto the finger but then also. Link in group chat please.

A support. Just link in group chat, please. Well, I can send you the whole article and you probably need to go probably halfie down. But yeah, it goes on the finger. Would you say that's a gentle one, Morgan, to start? Yeah, it's not bad, actually. And I guess because what I do like about finger vibes is that it's easy to kind of take it off. Pull back.

Pull back a little bit yeah yeah yeah and because it's little surface area you can easily sort of move around different places so you can put it on the gooch which is you know the perineum the piece between the arsehole and the genitals so regardless of gender this could be something quite fun yeah silly question but do people do like how to like video like youtube videos for that or yeah a lot of a lot of um adult websites do actually show how to use the toys not on actual body part like but they will kind of show how it is it's actually a porn genre unboxing unboxing and they do they open the uh so i've heard uh they open that

i promise i promise you and they're like if you've bought one of these and then they show And they do. They open the... So I've heard. They open the... Is this true? On my travels? No, no, no. I promise you. And they're like, if you've bought one of these, and then they show you how to use it. Okay. Link and chat again, please.

Link and chat. Yeah. Link and chat. No bloody work Wi-Fi. That's not happening. It does. Yeah, right. Okay.

This is a good list. It's got the pros and cons of each one, too. Yeah. Unfortunately, though, the Lilo's are on there, and that's where your money starts to leak out. Yeah, but do you know what? Sometimes it's got the pros and cons of each one too yeah unfortunately though the lilos are on there and that's where your money's that's where your money starts to leak out yeah but do you know what sometimes it's worth it like it is better to invest in like for your first time because you know it's quality it'll be like silicone like medical grade good stuff because don't forget there is a lot of shit coming out of you know other countries where it has not it's

just like not been tested it's just like bad quality, hasn't been tested, it's just like a high vibration, don't know what you're doing. You actually do want it to be specific. And I guess that's the thing about SP2. It has created this air pulse technology, which is amazing for clitorises because it kind of, that's it, that's it. It simulates like a tongue suction action

Which clits love Which I will speak on behalf of all clits Four out of five say yes Yeah What is Lilo you said Is this a very expensive brand is it It's sort of

Because they've got a lot on this top ten list Yeah But it's like high end classy Really nice stuff The design Like speaking from a design perspective alone, they're very well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Almost artistic in their shape and function. Are they the Apple of Dillies or the Dyson of Dills? Yeah, they are. They're the Dyson of Dills. They are the Dyson of Dills. Now, on the same topic, someone's got an adjacent question about recommendations for couples toys. Yeah.

Where are you at with that? What's your thinking? Well, there's a couple of things for me. I think, you know, a lot of people are doing long distance relationships these days. So those ones that you can pair up and one person can actually...

That's what I'm looking at right now. Remote control. Can you control from a distance? I've heard about this. Yeah. Some people do it at dinner, eh? So maybe I would slip something into the undies

and we'd go for dinner and then maybe Aaron's sitting there with a bloody remote. Exactly. And I'm eating my macaroni. Please don't do that at dinner, eh? So maybe I would slip something into the undies and we'd go for dinner and then maybe Aaron's sitting there with a bloody remote. Exactly. And I'm eating my macaroni. Please don't do that at our house.

Please also don't do that when I'm at, with dinner at you. No, I'm good. No, it's good, yeah. But I... To the toilet. Aaron, get over a word, please.

I have talked to a woman who was a waitress and she said that they would see when they were trying to link up their Bluetooth for the music and stuff, they would see people's toys and stuff. Toys on the

Bluetooth? Yep, and they'd see people going. It was normally a buffet restaurant, so one partner would sit there and they'd see the other person trying to put their... Now, Valentine's Day, I could imagine you were paying per dish, but at buffet you were there to eat as much as you can.

That is fucking insane. I thought you were going to say you were talking to a waitress whose partner put it in with her, and she'd be walking around carrying plates and then be like... Oh, you spilled milk. It literally just drizzled over us. Fuck, wait, Stop drinking so much milk I get yelled at

Because I leave milk in my bowl I'm going to need to clean up on our fingers Would you say So you've got these little remote ones But would you say like toys that are Specifically used for vulvas, vaginas Could also be used By penis owners as well yeah but what i also think

of abortion yeah but i think what what is great is tools so things that are like heightened the body senses so things like you know whips that aren't necessarily used as whips but like to drape over the body and she gave me one of those yes Yes. Or Wartenberg pinwheels, which look like a baby little pizza cutter, you know, that just like gives this like spiky little thing. Oh, like a little stirrup or something on a cowboy boot. Exactly. That was made by a neuroscientist to actually figure out nerves and where the body was affected.

Oh, very good for skin as well. You can roll it over your face and get some blood going. Very gently. Very gently, right. But things like that are good for couples as well. You can roll it over your face and get some blood going. Very gently. Very gently, right. But things like that are good for couples because you're both interactive. You're both using them. You're having to communicate. Sensual.

And it should turn you both on. Now, final question for this ep. In your podcast, you talk about let it be messy. So I'd love to know your advice for making period sex fun for everyone. Oh, my God. Yes. I know you've really opened up the doors because I said in the podcast everyone. Oh, my God. Yes. I know you've really opened up the doors because I said in the podcast that it's not my cup of tea. For me.

Also, it's not a huge deal for me because I don't menstruate a lot because of my hormonal things. I think if it was something every month, it would get in my way, you know, more often. Well, that's kind of one of the things that I say is like, why should sex stop for one week of a whole month like if you are a bleeder that bleeds every month you know if you're wanting it and so I do what I will preface this with is like listen to your body if you actually want to because a lot of women don't want it at that time of year in fact you know it feels like an evacuation zone so just listen but it is also a time where your body is getting more blood flow to that area and there's a hormonal flush to that area. And so the arousal levels can be escalated.

So I think there's a few things. If you are worried about the mess, and like I said, let's embrace it. Let it be messy. You can put like a dark towel down on the bed. And then as soon as you're done, you just put that straight in the wash. You can do it in the shower. Jesus, be careful if you've just recently cleaned it though and it's slippery. Yeah, you don't want it slippery, dippery.

No. No. I want to have some good anchor points in the shower. Yeah. Yeah, I've got those sort of old people hard, you know, those bars and stuff. Good, good, good, good, good, good. There's also, Awa have actually just created a period disc. And so it sort of sits up and around the cervix

Like a diaphragm It's like an old school diaphragm And so actually that might take away the mess If the actual blood is in it So you can put something up there Yeah It's just at the end by the cervix Yep

There's also like tampon sponges Which are made out of sponge That like if you were to be penetrating in there, it would just feel like squishy goodness. We love squishy goodness. So there's a few options there. Listen to your body. Listen to your body and just don't let it stop you from the goodness. Well, if you haven't already been to sex.life, the podcast, Morgan Penn, thank you so much.

Thanks for having me.