ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st January 2024

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; The Middy organised a Hens Night, and Producer Jared discovered what game she was taking along...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Grab any medium cafe hot coffee for just $4 only in the app M's Feb 9. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. The following Little Bit of Pod is not suitable for young ears. It's very naughty. You could feed my, I'll give you, I'll play the sound of what gets said a lot. Drinks day. One of those. One of the sound of what gets said a lot. Drinks day.

One of those. We say that word a lot. It's said a lot. In a silly little game. So if you've got little ears, probably not one for them. I mean, by all means, do whatever you want, but you're going to have so much explaining to do. You have been warned.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Producer Jared has brought in a little game for us to play after his midi went to a hen's party, I believe. Yeah. She organised the hen's party as one of the bridesmaids. Oh, okay. Did she order the penis straws?

So many penis-shaped things. Did she have to pay for heaps of things and then spend the next few months chasing people for the money for it and then inevitably paying more than everyone else. I think she's doing that currently. Yeah, man. Yeah, chasing up. Chasing up that money.

Just know I will never ask any of you to throw me a hens do. Aw. Yeah. It's too late. The planning's begun. Oh, my God. Seeing as we have been invited to the wedding. And not all the straws are penises.

There's a couple of little vaggie ones. Oh, pussy straws. So she organized this and organized this game that you've brought in for us. Yeah, so there were a few games that caught my eye that could be radio worthy. This one that I've just put in front of you, probably the least so. But your reactions, I think, might make it pretty good. So you just ran to the printer and there was a bit of a kerfuffle because you printed black and white and then you went to print in colour.

Yeah. These pictures need colour. Okay. Yep. I think the flesh colour from the printer is now... Okay. Oh no. Did anyone see you printing whatever this game is?

Yeah, Mikal from down the other end of the office. Okay. Did she get a copy? No, I think she's going to use yours after. Buy her off with a copy. Oh, my copy. My pen's been on me. Okay, wait.

Are we going to flip this over and there's lots of decks? Maybe. What's the name of the game? It's called Cock or What? Cock or What? What's the rules of the game? It's called Cock or What Cock or What What's the rules of the game? So there's a bunch of little pictures In the picture is either a penis or something else

Okay can we flip? Will we be discussing each penis? And deciding as a collective? Yes I love that idea Okay we're flipping We're a team The first one is a cock Definitely a penis

The second one looks like a spring roll. We need to write it down. We need to write it down. Wait, wait, wait. Jared, we'll say, we'll decide an answer and you say cock or not. Okay, first one, definitely a penis. Cock. Cock.

Yeah, I can tell. The next one to the right, not a cock. That looks like a bit of chicken, doesn't it? It looks like a bit of jerky dried meat. Yeah. Not a cock. I'm going to say not cock. Not a cock. It jerky dried meat. Yeah. Not a cock. I'm going to say not cock. Not a cock.

It is a mole rat. Which is like a living cock. Now the next one could be a well-cooked sausage or a cock. Or the cock of a black man. Yeah, I'm going to say not a cock. I'm going to say not a cock. Because do you see there's a little nick out of it? That looks like it could be like a sausage or a kumara. We want a little nick out of your dick, would you? Not a cock. I'm going to say not a cock. Because do you see there's a little nick out of it that looks like it could be like a sausage or a kumara.

We want a little nick out of your dick, would you? Not a cock. Cock. And that little nick is someone's mouth. What? What? Wait. No, the nick is on the dick.

Oh, no, we're talking about the little nick halfway down. I was looking at a different nick, sorry. That's going into a mouth. Can I see that one zoomed out? No, you can't. I need context of how that's a penis. Okay, that's not. Okay.

The next one's not a cock. It's a kumara. Look at the veins though. Yeah, no, it's a kumara made to look like a baini cock. Or a parsnip or something. Is it a kumara or a big fat one? I'm going to say it's not a cock. Not a cock. Not a cock. It it a kumara or a big fat one I'm going to say it's not a cock Not a cock it's a kumara

Yay 100% a cock Are you going left second row Yeah we're going to start at the second row I can see there's trimmed pube Yeah that's a cock That is a glorious cock Next one's a nose of a mouse

It's a baby. It's a baby puppy or something. Baby panda. Baby panda. Not a cock. It does look a bit cockish, though. It does. It's got a head.

It's got the lips. Next one, if that's a cock, that's too smooth to be a cock. Not a cock. What is it, though? It's a finger. Is it a finger of like a burns victim? Or it's a fake cock. Is it a dildo?

It's not a cock. It's a rubber glove. It is not a cock. It is a ice block. Oh, Jesus. We're doing so good. Next one is definitely a cock. Definitely a cock with tiny little balls.

Can you see them in the back? That's only the start of the stroke. Tiny balls. Are we correct? Yep. Cock with tiny balls. Next one. Cock. Not balls. Yes. Next one. Cock.

Not cock. Not cock. No, that's a cock. No, that's a fake cock. That's the leg. No, look at the leg. That's a fake cock. I'm going to say cock.

Do you think it's a cock, Vaughn? I think fake cock. But does it matter if it's a fake cock or just a cock? No, I think it's a fake cock. I think it's a rubber cock. You can see the hand touching on the cock. Do you think it's a fake? Also, she's got long fingernails.

Have you ever been scraped on the cock by a set of fingernails? Oh, yeah, the fingernails. It's touching a cock. It's a cock. It's a cock. It's a cock. Lock in cock. That is a cock. Thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry. Trust me. I know what a cock is. I've got one. The next one's a horse's neck. Yeah, the next one is definitely not a cock. Not a cock. What is it, Jeremy?

A branch. Not a cock. It's a tree trunk. Yeah, tree trunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, we're so good at this game. Next one's a cock. Next one's a cock.

That is a cock. Big bang. The next one's got a big eye on it. That, yeah, yeah. God, we're so good at this game. Next one's a cock. Next one's a cock. It is a cock. Big bang. Next one's got a big eye on it. That's not a cock. No, is it a... It's a finger with a... It's a thumb with a cut on the tip. Yes.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. You can see underneath, they've touched a hot screw. Yes. You've all touched a hot screw. We only got one wrong.

You guys are really good at that. We know a cock. We know a cock. We know a cock when we see a cock. Did she just download this or did she make this herself? I think she bought it from, she got a Harry Potter themed one from somewhere. Oh. A Harry Potter themed cock or not? You can't sully Harry Potter by playing.

I did want to look at the top. There's a broomstick and at the bottom there's Harry Potter's glasses. Oh, goodness me. Very fun, though. JK Rowling is a wholesome woman. She doesn't need to be dragged into the silver. She doesn't need to be playing cock or what. Great game, good fun game, and well done, team.

We know cocks. This one needs a warning.