ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st January 2025

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; One of us is a new parent!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is very, very exciting news. We have a new parent on the show. Definitely not me. Definitely not me. Definitely not me. Definitely not me. I'm an old parent. You're an old parent? Yeah. Not planning on having a third? No, ma'am.

Too much of a gap to go back? Nah, yeah. God. No, it's producer. Many reasons, but that's one of them. Producer,

Carwin, has become a mum. When is it due? Oh. What? Oh, God. Oh. Without a due. Oh, one of them producer carwin has become a mom when is it due oh what oh god oh without a g oh it's um it's it's already been born oh my god you wore that pregnancy so well hon like i i honestly couldn't tell thank you so much oh my god when i was rubbing your belly i was just doing it out of love you know what what I mean? And just admiration.

Just a little bit, oh, you can remove a little bit here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, so you've already got a kid? Yeah, I have a kid. He's an 11-month-old kitten. If you fucking, okay, great. If you, I, it is such a pet peeve of mine when people say, my babies. Maybe me.

This is my daughter. The fur baby. Yeah, the daughter. It's a cat, it's a cat. I think fur baby's okay, but when they say, like, my son, this is my son The fur baby It's a cat I think fur baby's okay but when they say My son, this is my son, my dog Did that come out of your No, you can't say that Did you get a kitten?

He's 11 weeks, I just said months That's almost not a kitten anymore at 11 months That sounds like it's pissed someone else off When it's 11 months and you've got a cat That's going to eat your couch How did this come about? You didn't even say you were thinking about it That sounds like it's pissed someone else off when it's 11 months and you've got a cat that's going to eat your couch. Yeah, a dud cat. Oh my God.

How did this come about? You didn't even say you were thinking about it. I think. I don't know. Probably because like Vaughn would say, no, that costs a lot of money. All they do is die and I want to talk about it. Yeah. Sorry, that was really mean actually. That was really insensitive.

He's lost a couple of cats recently. He doesn't want to talk about it. No, he doesn't want to talk about it. recently um no i've been wanting one for a while and now i'm kind of in a situation where i'm not in a rented flat that the landlords don't want yes yeah you're living in the european boyfriend's mansion yes right yeah yeah they just they spend half the year in europe yeah i'm not here right now i'm on zoom yeah yeah i know it's so, no, no. You're here because it's summer here. Because it's summer, yeah. You chase the summer.

No, I chase winter. Oh, she chases the snow. Oh, because they ski. Oh, yeah. They ski. Expensive sport. Very expensive. At the chalet.

But yeah, we just went to the SPCA. They're doing cat-a-days, which is like walk-in days for cats on a Saturday. Oh, don't. This is how I got my risky cat. You went online and you transferred a bunch of money and you waited until it was bred i mean i like your cat it's great cat great cat great cat is it so far personality check because when you rescue a cat or that like we did you don't know you kind of you get a very short amount of time to actually bond with the cat

before you go okay i'll take that one. So, no, this one showed his personality straight away. So, obviously, you're allowed to wear the little, I want to say cages. Yep, cages are. Canceled. We got her. We got her. It's the SPCA.

She's pro cage. Yeah. Checker eggs. Checker eggs. Yeah, she loves chickens and pigs and cages and cats. I literally heard her saying this morning, the smaller the better, and I think it was about the cage. Well, she's a vegetarian, and that's how she does stay away from meat.

She cages it all so she can't get into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, if I can't eat this, no one will. She puts them in tiny cages. Yes, but anyways, so you put your little finger through the grates and stuff, and then they were like, do you want to open the door and meet him? We were like, yes. do you know what he did launched himself right onto european boyfriend's chest and onto his shoulders oh he's love that's cute that's love but then also

i'd be like oh no i'm not getting this cat he likes him better yeah do you know my cat at the moment because it's my cat aaron bought rollie for me it was a gift and then you know my cat at the moment? Because it's my cat. Aaron bought Raleigh for me. It was a gift. And then, you know, we live together, so it's kind of our cat. But we've always said it's my cat. Raleigh, I'm just not fucking flavour of the month at the moment. And it really upsets me. Oh, really? He just will always go for Aaron, always cuddle up next to Aaron.

We have pets. I like petting him. He just moves too far away, goes over to Aaron. It's devastating. You know why? It's because Aaron's a giant man you're too skinny you don't give him enough warm oh my god you're so right i'm too thin this is what's happening you're not warm enough i'm a frail tiny petite lass oh my god of course thank you no it's it it's because he's trying to win aaron over because when aaron's just like

and you're like give me love and he's desperate. Cats do like that more hard to get. Hard to get, yeah, they do. Yeah, I know I am. I'm too desperate. Because I tell him he's the light of my life. He's the love of my life. He's my best friend. He's just like, he is the joy of my life.

A lot, yeah. Well, congratulations. That's so cute. What's its name? Sesame. Sesame. After the street or the seed? The seed.

Because he's black. Oh, cute. I love black cats. I grew up with a black cat and I called it Shaq. You do the math. After the straight or the seed? The seed Because he's black Oh cute I love black cats I grew up with a black cat And I called it Shaq You do the math That was That was the 90s

It was a different time That was a different time It was the 90s It was a different time I remember my mum would People would always ask It was a female cat I called it Shaq

Shaquille but Shaq Yep Because my brother was into basketball And then my mum would say This is Shaq And I'd say Where'd they get the name from? And I'd always say

Because it's black. Join us on tomorrow's podcast when we discuss what the black cats on Vaughan's farm were called in the 90s. I don't want to. I don't want to. Sooty would be the only acceptable one. That's the scratch in the surface. Borderline.

Oh well congrats mama. Congrats mama and little bubba. Has it made the grid? No I posted a little story. I saw the story on Instagram. Sorry, I went to see a picture because I'm quite a fan of all black cats, but I went to your grid. Hasn't made your grid. No. Soon enough. Soon enough.