ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st July 2023

Episode Date: July 30, 2023

*Today's Lil Bitta Pod is NOT for Young Ears!*On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan went to the $2 shop with August!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I will start this by saying this is not a podcast for little ears. This particular one. I mean most of the Little Bit of Pods probably aren't. Yeah. No, in fact we've talked about far worse and not given any kind of disclaimer.

Yeah, absolutely. I just know this is something that's not for little ears. It's a secret. So if you're a kid, fuck off. Oh. Oh, Hayley. Hayley. You get back to your Florence Pugh nipples.

Well, I was just trying to see. There was rumor that she had big nipples. Well, I saw Oppenheimer on Friday. And I think they're petite nipples. Although, I was just trying to see. There was rumour that she had big nipples. Well, I saw Oppenheimer on Friday. And though the areola is not big, it's just the nib is what I would say like a tater tot. Sometimes I'm always, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you see the nib of a nip. Has she breastfed? Unsure.

Because that makes the nib bigger so the baby can find it. Yeah, right. I don't have big nibs, but I've got a bigger areola than her. Right. Right. So we're swapped. Well, don't compare yourself to other people, especially celebrities. She's got a bigger house on a smaller section,

whereas you've got sort of a sprawling grassland. I've got a couple acres. In a tiny home. With a tiny home on it. And a tiny home that's on wheels so you can, you know, at some stage shift it off. Yeah, they're shifting. They're moving down south. Okay. Well home on it. And a tiny home that's on wheels so you can, you know, at some stage, shift it off. Yeah, they're shifting. They're moving down south. Okay. Well, there it is. Well, this

isn't about nipples, but I mean, if your children are still listening after that, maybe now. Now, get them gone. We went into a $2 shop. Not that $2 shop, which I don't believe there are any $2 shops anymore. Gone. For overseas listeners, that'd be like your one, two, three. Yeah, one, two, three dollar pound land.

Is that one? Yeah, one pound land. Which I was very confused when I went in there. Because you were expecting a pounding, weren't you? Oh, yeah, I was going to get in there and do some pounding. Get pounded. Went in there with your chaps. You were so disappointed, eh?

Yeah, be pounded, get pounded. Did you get a yellow harness? Yeah, I did. Which one was yellow? I can't remember. Wet Waterworks. Right, Wet Waterworks. Right, better than Works. Right.

Better than brown. And we went into the $2 shop and bought something. August wanted to buy something with her money. And on the way out, she's like, oh, what's Alf on the Shelf doing here? Because there was a little Alfie on the Shelf-y situation. Rip off, though. Not real. Yeah, not a real Alf on the Shelf.

Also, for F's sake, July. Yeah. What's Alf on the Shelf doing out? off though, not real. Yeah, not a real elf on the shelf. Also for F's sake, July. Yeah. What's elf on the shelf doing out? Hard with the Christmas stuff. Yeah. And I was like,

oh, and then she went, huh, yeah. Oh, the penny dropper. She knows. No, she already,

you could tell, this wasn't, she must have seen it on the way in and was like, all right, on the way in, I'm going to test the waters on this thing. So then when she, on the way out, she's like, it on the way in and was like, all right, on the way in, I'm going to test the waters on this thing.

So then when she, on the way out, she's like, Alf on the shelf, what's he doing here? Ah, I know, wink. And I was like, oh, do you? Because I heard that the one thing that stops them coming is when you stop believing in their magic. Right. And she's like, oh, did you?

And then we're walking and she's like oh did ya and then we're walking and she's like and she's like um cause uh I have worked out the tooth fairy oh and I went oh

very very interesting funny that you should work it out now when you've still got some teeth that could make you some money but I guess that's the same thing

no magic no and then we got back to the car and I was like quick get in the car shut the door stop talking about this because we didn't get to the big one oh right okay but she knows this is great news for you though because you can stop doing like the tooth fairy and i don't want to no i know it's fun yeah

i caught my mom for sure i had a little port like you know like a figurine kind of thing I had a little Like a figurine kind of thing And it had a fairy on it and you lifted the thing And I remember hearing the like The lift and then the clink back down And I was like And you saw your mum Yeah I pretended I didn't But you know the only reasonable explanation here

Your mum is the tooth fairy What? Oh no she was a real estate agent What a perfect cover for the tooth fairy She What? She explains. Oh, no. She was a real estate agent. What a perfect cover for the tooth fairy. She can go and investigate every single house to see the best way in and out. No, I went to her offices. What? Did the sign just look like it was kind of like written on paper and stuck over?

Oh, my God. She worked for Castle Real Estate. Yes. Fairy Castle Real Estate. Yes. It was a front. It was a great front Your mum's a tooth fairy

So your other daughter She doesn't believe in US No Yeah She knows When did it all figure out for her She's had two Christmases now So Christmas of 2022

Christmas of 2021 Probably early 2021 Right I think she said Someone in class Just straight up said it yeah there was always that dick in class

fuck yeah I know crusher of dreams but she hasn't crushed her sister's dreams I see I would have done that I can't remember

if I did that to my brother or not no they're good girls they're good girls yeah no they wouldn't she said I know but I'm not going to say anything

oh that's good handsize 100 because how did you when did you figure it out but then I'm actually looking forward to doing all the Christmas stuff more when they do know. Right. Yeah. I still get a Santa sack.

I don't sit there and go, yeah, me and my brother still get them. Wait a minute, at your age? Yeah, I'm 33, Sam's 36. And you get Santa sack still? Yeah. What's in the Santa sack? Same stuff as it used to be, but just like less of it nowadays. Like chockkeys and undies and little bits and pieces and fun things for the day and little games and little toy little voucher it is wild yeah my mom still get christmas presents send sam's to

melbourne and then i still get my presents i'm a good girl but i remember i remember being maybe like nine or ten years old and there was a shop in the 90s called HBK and that was like the coolest place to get your clothes from. I remember. That's HBK. Was it like? Like?

Super 90s fashion. Right. Did they have goth stuff? No. Would they have had the fishnet arm things? Yeah, maybe. Was it on Cuba Mall in Wellington? No.

Oh, I went to the one in Queensgate. Oh, okay. Anyway, and then I remember getting some HBK clothes from Santa and then opening up the bin to put something in the bin and there was the tags and the labels and me being like, Mum! Why the fuck is Santa ripping off the labels of my clothes and putting them in the bin?

And then that's when he clapped. It must be my mother. It starts getting sloppy. I think I remember I went looking for Christmas presents and I was in my parents' wardrobe and I saw stuff

and I was like, okay, good to know. And then it appeared in the Santa sack and I was like, you motherfuckers been lying to me all this time,

you motherfuckers. On Christmas, a nine-year-old, you motherfuckers. Wow. But good old-fashioned detective work there. Yeah.

Really. So HBK was owned By Pumpkin Patch It was the It was a tween thing It was started by Hallenstein Glassons And when They sold that

Glassons younged up Went younger Right okay Prior to that Glassons was sort of more Corporate wear Yeah Okay

And so they aged down Huh Anyway Who knew Who knew But anyway yeah It'll be interesting to see As we get closer to Vaughn hasn't said If he still believes But he does I do And so they aged down. Anyway. Who knew? But anyway, yeah, it'll be interesting to see as we get closer to it. Vaughn hasn't said if he still believes, but he does. I do.

Yeah, of course. I believe in the magic of magic.