ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st July 2024

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan saw more than he bargained for...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod The following podcast contains buttholes Mentions of buttholes Mentions of buttholes So younger ears, please tune away now

Or you'll get an education on buttholes Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now, for those outside of Auckland, Karangahape Road is a bit of a famous road in Auckland. K Road, also known as,

just where white people couldn't pronounce anything. I miss, I used to live, remember I used to live like a couple of hundred metres from K Road? Yeah.

I love that part of town. It's so cold. It is so cold. You worked just off K Road? God, you used to sling that, sling that dick around, eh? Yeah, man.

Well, I worked in Ponsonby Vaughan with you. I worked with you. That was during the daylight hours. At night time, you were... He's always been a hustler. Crawling around. That's why he doesn't have the debt that we have. Yeah, you want a bit of this, you want a bit of this.

When you live next to me... Is that how he sold it? Yeah, you want a bit of this, you want a bit of this. You're not getting it for fucking nothing. Jesus Christ. So I haven't been to K-Road for years. Yeah. Years and years and years and years.

Got my drink spiked on K-Road. That's right. Well, my wife's drink got spiked, but I drank it because she said she'd had enough. What a hero. I've eaten my fair share of kebabs on K-Road. Yeah, same. Good food. Great spot.

Great spot. Oh, it's amazing. But much more a spot for people in their 20s than a man in their 40s. I pulled over once on the side of the road because my best friend was calling me. And I just, you know, it was before I had a nice enough car that the phone connected. Yeah. And a sex worker just jumped in the front thinking that I was. I've had that too. I was I've had that too

and I was like oh no no no no just pull over because I was like have I gone past it and I pulled over and someone's like yeah

like at the handle and I'm like oh no no no sorry there's been a miscommunication Warren starts taking his pants off there's definitely

been a miscommunication and he's like you want a bit of this and that's how we started working together that's how we met and 20 years later still going strong And that's how we started Working together That's how we met That's how we met And 20 years later

Still going strong And that's how I met That's how I met your mother Yeah And so I hadn't been To Cairo for ages We went out for dinner Very good food

What this weekend You went there Yeah yeah yeah Just gone What was the place You went for dinner Gamaze Street Gamaze

It's Turkish And do you know what Yum Moist Moist lamb Fuck off Moist Very moist

So wait Have we got an apology to Turkey? No, because if you go to Turkey, it's dry. It's dry. So you are legged. Kiwi turkey's moist. Very, actually, very, very nice meal. Okay.

Very lovely food. And then afterwards, we were just- Rude that we weren't invited. We were in for a little walk. It's actually insane. I was invited. I was invited to a small, like- Oh, right.

Okay. I couldn't invite. It wasn't, I didn't establish that it was. You were already in addition i was yeah so uh and afterwards went for a walk just to really soak up that culture of k road still still has it yep still all go uh there was a lady and she was carrying a dolly and i think she was living rough and uh she asked me if i had money for a hot pie and i said sorry i don't have any cash yeah i like, if we're outside the store, I could buy your hot pie.

She's like, nah. She didn't want a hot pie. You don't want a hot pie then. She didn't want a hot pie. Yep. And I said, that's fine, and I certainly don't want anyone to feel like we're punching down here, because it was like, I was like, nah.

But I couldn't help her because she wasn't wearing undies, and I could just see her whole, like, bottom section. What, you still wear her butthole? Yeah Fuck it's one thing to see cheek It hasn't gentrified just yet It hasn't changed enough I like that because K-Road is I also saw a butthole on K-Road

when someone was running across the road and they did a cartwheel and their skirt went up and they weren't wearing any undies It's sort of an undie, you don't need undies on K-Road Dare I say it's New Zealand. We are most likely to see a bum hole on K Road. In New Zealand. Good stuff.

On a street. If you went looking for buttholes, you're most likely to find one there. Yeah. It is disconcerting when you see a butthole without knowing you're going to see one. Yeah, it was in the wild. You're always like, oh, far out. There it is. Whoa.

And then, Shade, we got back to the table because the girls hadn't come for a walk. It was just me and my mate Mark. We went for this little walk. So the girls didn't see the butthole. The girls didn't see the butthole. And we came back and I told them the story. And then they were like, oh, my God. And Sade's like, you've never even seen my butthole.

I was like, I've seen your butthole. Oh, my God. And she could not believe. I realized how often men see my butthole. I was like, what? I didn't realise. It's right there. It's right there.

It's next door. What do you mean? Why did you think they wouldn't see it? I thought they were so into the front section. But of course, most positions... Doggy. It's that doggy and also... Yeah, it's there.

It's there. It's right there. I just didn't think. If you've got your face slammed in it, you don't see it. Fine, Alan Smith Smith I'm drinking A coffee But the face

Has to get there And all of a sudden There's a journey Where you're just like In a world of wonder You're taking everything You can see You can see the butthole

And Shana was like No I was like 100% I had to be told as well How on display it was I'm sorry This is happening at dinner

No this is after dinner Oh right We went back They were finished We went for a walk to try to find Pud. Because nothing will put you in the mood for Pud like a butthole. Talking about how often you observe your wife's beautiful butthole. Yeah. I know. I said to her, surely you've seen mine?

And she's like, I cannot think that I've ever seen yours. I know, we barely ever see yours. And shame on us. Yeah. Spice it up, for God's sake. Yeah. Get down there. Get in the butthole.

Have a roll. Enjoy the whole property. Don't just stay in the house, go for a walk. Yeah, if you need to ease into the butthole, K-Wide. Yeah, yeah. Get out there and live a little, you know. That's how you ease into the butthole. Buttholes and all.