ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st March 2024

Episode Date: March 30, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan found something BIG during a run!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Yesterday I went for a run I haven't been for like a Congratulations Yeah, yeah, an outside road run

You're back I just had this What? Are you back? Back where? Journey to Health No I don't know, I just had this weird Energy I needed to burn off

Okay Great Harness it So out I went Running along the road Good boy Don't get hurt No I wore a high-vis

I was going to say Did you wear your high-vis I wore a high-vis singlet Because that's a concern Nipples though No no I put plasters Over my nipples But I put plasters

Over my nipples Every time I exercise Yeah right What are you going to say I thought you were going to say Every day Not every Well if I go to the gym

every day. It sounds like you need to harden them up. Get them matched. Harden them up. Callous them. Yeah, like the more you do it. Get some bites in there. Some bites and some twists. Yeah. That sounds doable. Give yourself the experience of breastfeeding.

No. That's a callous nipple. And so running along the road. Yeah. And first of all. In the rural road. Do you run against the traffic? Yes. The oncoming?

Yeah, unless you're going around a tight corner and then you, I switch so the people coming behind you can see you on the outside of the line and then switch again. Okay. But it was very high of his top, so I felt like they could have seen me from a mile away. Good. Like brighter than a road cone, sort of orange. Shining bright like a diamond. And then switch again Okay But it was very high Of his top So I felt like They could have seen me From a mile away Good Like brighter than A road cone Sort of orange

Shining bright like a diamond I found at one stage Twelve nangs Used Depleted nangs Depleted In rural Auckland I guess people just

Toss them out the car window While they're driving Disgusting Unbelievable The litter Yeah The rubbish Do your nangs

To each their own But don't discard the bloody. No, those go straight into recycling. Yeah. Oh, can they? Yeah, because they've been punctured. They've had their pressure released. Okay.

And used to, of course, whip cream. Yeah, right. Because people are making cakes. Then I was like, ah, nangs. I found what? I got a photo of it. Check this out. I would.

Gold. Was it a treasure chest? It wasn't a treasure chest. No, it wasn't a fossil. It's like a two and a half foot long bong. Jeez. On the side of the road. A massive bong.

It's all dirty. Yeah, it's dirty. It hasn't been cleaned out. It's got redbacks. It's got a variety of spiders. Printed up on the outside. Not real spiders. Stickers.

Stickers of redbacks and stuff and black widows. Do the spiders know they're living in a bong? Now, I don't know a lot about bongs, but there's a big bong. Well, it's long, isn't it? Like, yeah, if I put my mouth on the bong part, I would have had to have stretched my arm out to get a lighter to the valve.

So it's a tall person. Are you a tall person or a two person? It's a jewel bong. The base was broken, and that was the only part of it that was broken. Do you wash your person or two persons It's a jewel bong Okay The base was broken And that was the only part of it that was broken Do you wash your bongs? I've never owned a bong

I think you should People don't But you definitely should wash They look manky don't they Yeah well you see it all smoked out You'd need a very long bottle brush For this bong Yeah

Couple pipe cleaners Yeah Tied together Yeah So you stopped mid run Well I was like What the fuck is that? Looked like a penis pump Oh you were thinking So that yeah so you stopped mid-run well i was like what the fuck is that look like a penis pump oh you were thinking so that's why you stopped quick mid-run pump yeah

i've got sensitive nipples the penis yeah thoroughly calloused go out for a run come back with a bigger dick hypothetically if it was a penis pump would you have taken it or pumped on the side no you'd pump on the side. It's not yours to take. Okay. You know? So you're saying it's a communal pump? Yeah, yeah. The community If it was a penis pump, I wouldn't have touched it. Yeah. I stopped and I looked and I examined.

But where it was laying on the ground, I don't feel like the photo of the bong that I was going to send to some friends of mine who may partake. I just thought the photo wasn't going to send to some friends of mine who may partake. I just thought the photo wasn't going to do it justice of how large it was. So I picked it up for a photo. So you thought that massive thing was a penis pump?

I mean, good for you. If that's what you think the size of it is. Oh, no, because I can only see the end of it. You'd need quite a skinny long one for that. No, very skinny and very long. That's the thing. It was quite a girthy bong. What was it?

Wow. Again, I know a lot about bongs, but I feel like you'd be really fucking chonked if you did that whole thing. Oh, no. No, thank you. Good on you. You're a real treasure hunter, aren't you? I love that's my favorite thing about going for a run is looking on the side of the road for treasures and like... But you don't collect them.

Nah, unless it's real good. I'll come back for it. Okay. I've seen some bricks. Oh, fire bricks? Nah, they're like've seen some bricks. Oh, okay. All fire bricks? Nah. They're like curved edging bricks. If you make retaining walls out of them,

but I put them around like the base of trees and stuff. So when I'm mowing the lawns, I can get close to that. And I've seen a pile of those. I might go back. Did someone just dump them on the side of the road? Yeah, they're just kind of like dumped in a heap. Goodness me. And I want them. Yeah, I wouldn't say no to some of them.

$4. Kind of embarrassing, though. I looked it up, $4.89 at Mitre 10. Now, that doesn't include my trade discount, so I might be looking more at your upper threes. Yeah, but kind of embarrassing, isn't it, parking on the side of the road and then cleaning up someone's just as you want it?

Yeah. Kind of a bit. Free bricks, though. Yeah, free. Yeah. It's like free dirt. Every time I say free dirt, I'm like, fuck, I wish I had a trailer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, free. Yeah. Oh, well. It's like free dirt. Every time I say free dirt, I'm like, fuck, I wish I had a trailer. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. I'd get that dirt right up on that trailer and get that home. Always a place to put some more dirt. But he loves a discount, old Smith. He doesn't he? Oh, he does. He loves a discount. He does.

He loves a scavenge.