ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st October 2023

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has suffered a..."Tragedy!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This sucks, man. Tragedy has struck. Tragedy! When you feel it's gone and you can't no more, it's tragedy!

Wow, you really picked that note? I'll go out and say it. I cannot stand the Bee Gees. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious. I'm soz. The Bee Gees live, one night only, is the best live album

of all time. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? The Bee Gees do rule. I am a massive Bee Gees fan. They're like top ten for me. Really? Yeah, I know.

Would you prefer I played you the Steps version? No, this is so bad. I don't know, Warren. It's so bad. Oh,'t know, Warren. It's so bad. Oh, yuck. Oh, yuck. And it goes ding-a-dong.

Ding-a-dong. Ding-a-dong. Ding-a-dong. Ding-a-dong. Ding-a-dong. Ding-a-dong. Okay, I'll go on record. I prefer this version better.

I'm going to go on record and say, fuck you. Whoa. Wow, wow. Guys, calm down. We can't let the Bee Gees tear us apart. Okay. Can't believe you don't like the Bee Gees. Anyway, so tragedy has struck us.

You know I'm reading the Britney Spears book at the moment. You're doing this so slowly. I know. I started with a hiss and a roar, and I've just been getting into TV shows when I get home. Yeah. And then hopping into bed and trying to read a page and be like and falling asleep. I just pulled it out

of my bag today dripping wet. It's soaked. The pages are fucked. Your Frank Green drink bottle. Frank Green has been leaky, cheeky

because it's a piece of shite and it's leaked all through my bag and I've got my book wet. Now it's going to have that thing I'm going to air dry it and it's going to go crispy. And it's never going to

shut properly again. The book's going to be flayed. Could you going to air dry it. It's going to go crispy. And it's never going to shut properly again. The book's going to be flayed. Could you iron the pages? I don't own an iron. I've got an iron. I don't think that would do it, though. Nah, I think that's screwed now. I also promised it to at least four people over the last week. And I was like, once I'm done with it, you can read it.

Now I'm going to have to hand them a skanky book. Do you know what Indy was telling me yesterday? She had something in her bag was wet. I was like, what happened here? And she's like, some kid is going into the cloakroom and sticking their hand into people's school bags and giving everybody's drink bottles a half twist in the loosening manner.

Is she hypothesizing or she knows this? No, she just said they walked out there and everybody's bags were just dripping. So they'll tip the water over as well. Well, they'll just undo it a bit so when you move your bag it flops so the idea was they'll get you when you start walking like leaving like a prank yeah but they did it to everybody's bag all the girls had leaky bags bring back hiding say so i i actually said we're gonna make one is because said, once it's happened once, everybody's going to be trying to be cool and doing it.

I said, we're going to make something go around the base of the lid that's got red ink on it. So when they put their hand in, because she reckons to get it done quickly, nobody's looking. They're just feeling it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they're going to have red ink on their hands. Put a rat trap in there. A rat trap. That'll get them.

Snap them and they'll be like, ow. But then Indy's very forgetful and clumsy, so she'll just stick her hand into the bag and get rat trapped. Yeah. T. Better get them. Snap them and they'll be like ow. But then Indy's very forgetful and clumsy so she'll just stick her hand into the bag and get rat trapped. Yeah. Trap her own finger.

What a little shit. I'd do. What a stupid prank. It's a shit move. Yeah. You know why?

It's all these prank videos that kids watch now on YouTube. Lol pranks. Lol pranks. They get millions of views and make

lots of money. And then this shit happens. Gosh. Well my book's wet. You put it in the hot water cupboard overnight. I don't have a hot water cupboard. We're out on gas, baby.

Oh. Yeah. Must be nice. Must be nice. But even a hot water cupboard, even if you weighted that book down, it's never going to be the same again. I know. I'm going to have to get a hairdryer through it so I can close it.

I'm not even finished. And the bit that's the wettest is the bit I haven't read. Well, just do like a page while you're reading. Hairdryer. Get my GHD on it. I'm not even finished and the bit that's the wettest is the bit I haven't read. Well just do like a page while you're reading. Hair dryer. Get my GHD on it. Yeah, hair dryer. You almost want to be drying pre-read. Oh, do you reckon? Maybe just sit the hair dryer

down. No, but if you're reading a wet page and you're hair drying it by the time you've got to the bottom, I reckon it'd be nice to turn. Nah, there's only five words on each page in this book. You're turning it wet and it's going to rip. This Britney Spears book really does feel like, you know, when you're really trying to fill a couple of pages

of a school project and you go 24 font size. Apparently, I just googled how to save a wet book. Wrap it in wax paper, freezer paper, paper towels or unprinted newspaper and then stick it in the freezer. Huh? What? I feel like I'm going to really, really ruin it.

No, that doesn't sound right. Because it would freeze together. Yeah. Oh well. Good luck. We all know how it ends anyway. In tragedy. By the Bee Gees. Tragedy. We turned on the instrumental part so we couldn't even hit the high notes

Is it coming back though? No It's building up I reckon it's soft 3, 2, 1, go Tragedy Oh, fuck Not yet, not yet

Tragedy Oh, no It's a mess, Vaughn It's a mess, Vaughn Fade us out