ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd April, 2025
Episode Date: April 2, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; once again Producer Shannon's Guardians are in full forceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions.
Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague.
Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down.
Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son.
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From the ZM Podcast Network,
it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's
Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to A Little
Bit of Pod. And this is us, Shannon's
guardians, as we are known in our group
chat. Crossing over to
Shannon, who apparently is having some more problems in her life.
How can we help you today, baby Bert?
I cannot, for the life of me, do two-factor authentication.
Not the like, hey, go on your phone, your email, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
I've got that one down.
Yeah.
I cannot do when it's like, pick four bridges.
I get it wrong. Oh, I might it oh my dude i'm with you i've failed four
times in a row trying to get my blood test results my blood was raising like this is the stress yeah
and we're gonna need a retest but don't that's not two-factor that's you're not a human test
that's to see if you're a human test okay i'm the same it's like any square that has a bike in it
and i'm like well this one has just the
Slaughter of a wheel
So I was like first off it was like
The bike and I was like oh I can see the handlebar
I'll chuck it in and it said no
I said okay we're playing fast and loose
What constitutes a bike okay
Am I a robot no I'm not fucking rich coming from you robot
And then it was like pick the bridges
And I obviously like
Golden Gate, Harbour Bridge Got the vibes one of them was like An over bridges and i obviously like golden gate harbour bridge yeah got the vibes one
of them was like an overpass of a motorway but the photo was like focused on the car but in the back
i could see a bridge there's an overbridge that's technically a bridge well i didn't click it because
i see we're playing fast and loose oh yeah yeah yeah oh no i'm usually i'd be right here giving
it to you so i'm saying like you're a dum-dum, but I'm on your side 100%.
I've just Googled these, they're called captures.
Captures, which apparently they are working to do away with
and they're going to be a thing of the past, but they're still around.
I hate them.
They work by comparing your answers to other people's answers.
So if 80% of other people pick the box with a millimeter of traffic light
or a bike tire or a bus.
If we collectively agree.
If we collectively agree.
And I think it's also based on...
Are we relying on other humans?
Are you kidding me?
Have you met them?
And we're also...
It's also based on time.
Like, if you take forever
to decide if that's a slither of bike tyre.
Yeah, right.
Got you.
Got you.
Don't feel bad.
Actually, Shannon,
this is one of the least
embarrassing things that you've done.
Fail this four times.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's just like humiliating because it's like, well, I promise I'm a human.
And there's something like really like sad about trying to prove it and being wrong.
Yeah.
Being told by a robot that you're not a human.
Yeah.
And it was like, because on TikTok, when I switch between the Fletch one and Halo account in mine,
I get to do this fun twisty one.
I know.
I love the twist.
I like the twisty one.
That's what I was going to ask before,
if you've done the puzzly twisty one.
Or you've got to turn something the right way up.
Yeah, I love that one.
I love those.
I hate the text one, because I can't really tell the difference.
Oh, yeah, it's like, Y, X, 1, 3, 3.
And you're like, what is that?
What's an I and L L, and a 1?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
What fun do we have?
I'm on board.
Yeah, I'm on board with all of this.
This is great.
No.
This is a really big day for me.
Yeah.
You guys agree with me.
We do.
It might be a mock, but it's full support.
Yeah, we're on your team.
We're on your team.
Team Shannon today.