ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd April 2026

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

Just Between Us... what's the freakiest thing you've done in the bedroom..??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. The following little bit of pod contains course language, sexual themes and content inappropriate for young listeners. Listener discretion is advised. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and it's just between us. Do you know what? I shut my laptop. Just between us.

I've got all of this spicy, spicy stuff and a bloody eyed drive folder, one drive. or something. It has been compiled. It's been... Eye drive. It's combined two things. Eye cloud. I don't know what it is.

But it's right. I've been sent to like and I've clicked on it. Yeah. And my God, it's a spicy little treasure show. Easter break in the few days after, the Big Pot is away. We back live with the Big Pot and the live show on Monday the 13th of April. But in our absence, every day, just between us,

an anonymous question that we've asked on our social media platforms and the responses. And I tell you what? Wow. Buckle in. Every day. Friend of mine said, what kind of things that people like reply?

Why would they tell a radio show? Friend of yours. Hmm. Yeah. Yes. Soft launch? Uh, uh...

10. Soft launch? Nine. Eight. She said, Wee. She? It's not a hate.

It's not a hate. Three. Two. Why would people open up to a show? They do. I don't know. It's anonymous, though. It's anonymous.

And sometimes you do just need an excuse to get stuff off your chest. Okay, today's question just between us, just between us and the podcast listeners. What is the freckiest thing you've done in the bedroom? Oh my gosh, yes. Let's all do ours. Kiss, I. Three, two, one. Kissing. I went to a sex club last year.

Oh. But you talked about that in sex. Not life, right? No. No. Oh, okay. No. That was a party.

That was the undie party. Yeah, that's right. Okay. Yeah, right. What is the freakyst thing you've done in the bedroom? Now, I'm about to check up. I feel like you guys sort of abandoned me there. I said kissing.

Yeah, I said kissing to me. Yeah, same. You're a freak. At the sex club. Okay. Here we go. You're singing that in a bedroom. Anonymous, of course.

Accidental threesome with two Greek engineers on a cruise ship. It was the white uniforms. Sweety face, sweetly face, sweaty face. How is it accidental? I've had an accidental threesome. Yeah, it's quite hot. Wait, so you're having a two sim. Was it with two Greek engineers with a cruise?

No, unfortunately, no. But you're having a two-sum and then in Wonders 1 and you go, hello, and then they add the third? Is that how it's accidental? I'd absolutely love that to happen to me so I could ask them if everyone in Greek eats the yogurt. I've just had some Greek yogurt.

I know, but I wonder if it's just because here we make a, ooh, Greek yogurt, but over there it's probably just not that great. They probably just call it yoga. Or it's just yoga, yeah. Wow. Okay. Wait, but how does it accident?

This is the thing. We didn't ask, we didn't ask. I love this. I love this. I love this. To give us that much information and that much information. Because I remember, speaking to someone who worked on a cruise ship and they are forbode, forbode, forbidden,

from liaisions with the passengers. It's instant firing. It's instant firing, yeah, yeah, it is. But you're telling me. What about your magician? Is he technically part of the cruise? Shannon? So he is kind of in this grey zone between the two.

Contractor. Yeah, so he's a guest entertainer as his title. He's flowing on for a week. He lives there. So he can go to crew quarters if he wants, but he can eat with guests. He's in this, like he can eat the guests. I think that's, yeah, depends on what part of the Pacific you're in.

Okay, so did you take this as this was a passenger that slept with the Greek engineers? No, I took it as they were a worker. I took it as fellow staff. That's why I said they're a rule. It's the white uniform for me. If she's wearing the same uniform. She wouldn't be the engineers might have a different uniform. And it might be like bronzed Greek white uniform, blue eyes.

A little passenger. Okay, well, amazing. I mean, okay. Add that to the wink bank. That's a great fantasy. Okay, so like I'm just, okay, next one. Carry on. It's too exciting.

Came in her mouth last night and then had a big old page. Born, I don't think that could have been included. That should not have been included. That's actually Shannon included that. Yes, Shannon. I read these and the first time when I read them out, it's literally the first thing I'm saying. We'll go back, we need to go back and do a little, not for little ears, but we'll fix that. Oh, we'll definitely do it.

We'll fix that. Back in the day I had it. a rusty trombone. Yuck. Okay, carry on. Rusty trombones period six. No, no, no, no. It's where you? No, yep. Let's carry on.

Come on. Yeah. Good stuff. Come on, Fleets. It's 2026. I ate a nerd rope of pop and candy out of her. Wow. Wait, these are people that listen to the show. Interesting.

Wait, so they fed it into her. Can I ask producer Shannon, how many of these didn't make the cut? Oh my gosh. Guys, I had the best. worst time doing this. We need to get her some therapy? There's one response coming in this one that I have thought about daily since.

Oh God. I have cringed so much, but also thank you for sharing and I genuinely, for people who respond to this, I keep you anonymous. FVH will never see. No, we don't see. Yeah, because Vaughn would stalk you. Vaughan would look at their Instagram.

If I see, I'd eat in a nerd rope and popping candy out of where I'd be like, I'll see what this dude looks like. I'm just mad. And I'd hung him down and I'd high fire. I don't even reckon he looks like you'd imagine. No, no, no, no, they never do. They never do. They never do these freaks.

I just, I can't stop thinking about the process of getting it in because it's flaccid. Oh, yeah. Thumb and it in. Eat it out. Great, phenomenal. Phonom and ate it out. We are living! I had sex in a blow-up mattress floating down the river.

Wow. How did you stay afloat? I think it would have been a double mattress and they would have been right in the middle. Yeah. Hard on a single. Threesome. Repeat the question again as well, please. What's the freakyest thing I've done in the bedroom?

Thank you. Three-sum. Foursome. Three males and one female. Threesome both ways. I've done pegging, cucking and double-attressuret. Is that freaky enough for you? Fuck you.

Get out there. Love it. It's a shocking. Living. And they would like, they did this emoji, that shrug. Was this freaking enough for you? Can't be damn. You've got to sit in that old folks home.

You're going to be like, no one knows, and I cut them in. I had a pussy slave, reads our next response. Oh, wow. He'd come over. That word upsets fled. He'd come over. Then once I'd had enough, he'd leave. 100% recommend.

The question we ask you is, what's the freak is that you've done in the bedroom? Another anonymous answer. Still with us. I pissed on my boyfriend's face. Okay. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you? Don't say that.

They said it. I'm reading verbatim. I'm reading, I'm just going to wipe my screen. Goodness, I just finished my moccuccino. I know. Carry on. My boyfriend's face was actually more because we thought it was funny than sexy. No, no word.

I mean, it's okay in the shower if it's a surprise. And then you can be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's funny. But, yeah, okay. No, no, we asked. Yeah, we did. You know, we asked. We asked. We asked.

We just proud that you're out live out here living. Weewee. P.P. Yeah. Next one, weweeweeys. We asked. It's the freakest thing you've done in the bedroom. Another person, oh, Lord, I used to frequent a sex club.

Does that count? Oh. Frequent. Frequent. Is that like a coffee you get the stamps? I think the 10th one you get free. Yeah, you do. But they always get the ming of one to do the free 10th one.

What's the freest thing you've done in the bedroom? My girlfriend had a skittle out of someone's asshole once. And she told you? Oh, more of a minute. How did you get it? They'd have to pop it out. Wait, how does that come up in conversation? You need to always poop it out.

How does that come up in conversation with your partner? I reckon it's just when you're like Get into a nose and you're like How freaky do you get? And then just like you'd tell me. I ate a skittle out of someone's asshole. I feel like you shouldn't tell anyone that. I mean, that's a mic drop.

Go to your grave with the person who had the skittled in his assholes. Also, you know that the coloured dye comes off skittles so much. So you'd have a stained rim. I think this was lesbianos though because I said my girlfriend had a skittle out of someone's asshole once. I'm more of an M&M girl myself. Oh, okay. Oh, okay, great.

Crispy or peanut? Holy fuck. Okay. Is this a senesic? We asked. We asked. I'm on the virtue of a cold and like that's just... Yeah, I know.

I got my partner to dip his penis into a McDonald's Sunday so I could lick it a while. Food plays. Food play. We've got some diabolical. I love it. Social media. I would have been like, get it right to the bottom, Daryl so you get lots of. some topping.

Get the caribble I was like it won't reach. We'll get the balls in there too. Dimp the balls! Anonymous, clearly. Anonymous. Clearly anonymous, please. Clearly, all of it anonymous.

We asked the freckiest thing you do in the bedroom is, I had someone eat ketamine out of my asshole. What the fuck? Is that the one you think about every day? Is that the one you think about every day? Have we read the one that you think about every day? You'll know. Oh, okay.

What? It wasn't the one where someone had a horse tranquilizer right out of their ass. Wow. Okay. Okay. Good vibes, eh. I feel like it's not that freaky. I feel very vanilla after this. I'm wondering. Carry on. I'm not commenting.

I feel like it's not that freaky, but I love an ice cube up the ass. Oh, I love that. But it's temperature play. Oh, but that's very cold. Up the ass better than up the pussoir, though. Because that's way, way more gentle. Somebody said probably pretty mild compared to what you guys are getting, but I've been tied up using his belt.

Oh, that's hot. That's kind of hot. Good for you. Had a threesome while high on cocaine is another anonymous suggestion. Oh, goodness. Freakest thing you've done in the bedroom. Free guessing I've done in the bedroom eating a McDonald's caramel Sunday in bed and didn't spill it. I'm sorry, but we've had a dick dipped in one of those.

We've been elevated back. We can't come back down to ground now. A little bit embarrassing for you when there's been a dick in one. Yeah, when we're pissing on each other, you know what I mean? It's so hard. But thank you for messaging in. Yeah, appreciate it. He fucked me with a bottle of lube because he thought his dick was too small and it would give me no pleasure.

Aw, there's toys for that. Do you think that he's into humiliation? Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know what anybody's into anymore, bloody skittles at the anus. Kid him out the bum. God, I'm just trying to kiss people and then people are putting skittles up their ass off. You're like, what do you want me to do about that? Fregeasing, I've done in bed.

Someone said, held hands in bed. Oh, that's, you're fucking wild. Yeah. Don't do a pre-read. I don't think the person that hold hands in bed has made it this far through the podcast. No, I think so. I don't have to tune out.

I've actually repented all of their sins, currently bathing in holy water. The freguessing you've done in the bedroom. A breath mint when he was going down on me. Oh, ah, it depends so. He had the breath mint. You'd go spearment, you'd go the green one, not the blue. A bit more mild?

I wouldn't go one of those eclipsments. I used to socialise with a woman who once put toothpaste up her pusswa because she thought she was worried about, you know, the taste of it. She put toothpaste on. Oh, I know. Burn to her. We don't do that. For my first time when I was 28 years old, I gave a stranger a blowjob,

standard vaginal sex, and I let him hit the back door. Because I didn't want to be a virgin in any of the spaces anymore. Oh, just went back to Mickey Man. Yeah. Right, okay. Knocking it all out of the park. We've reached the end. Which one was the one you think about daily?

Oh, hang on. Producer Shannon. It's going in the chat. Oh! Okay. Oh, it's... Oh, my God! We've talked about this.

He pulled out, came in my shoe, then tipped it from my shoe into his own mouth. It was very unexpected. He did a shoeie. Shooey. A juice. A juice shooey. I don't like that. Jesus.

Yeah, I remember that's right. Shannon spoke about this. That's right. It was, yeah. This is the caliber of people. Five minutes to five a.m. And Shannon's like, you'll never guess what? Someone just in a shoe.

You sort of think, you'd be like, what is he doing with his shoe? And you'd never expect it. He's jacking off into it. You're never going to get it all out of the shoe either. No, the shoe's forever soil. Yeah, that's it. Well, I mean, we asked. We did.

We did. We asked, what's the freckiest thing you've done in the bedroom? And boy, you're a bunch of sickers, you really delivered.