ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd August 2024

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Someone saw an interesting smudge on their window...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now, before we get into this, am I allowed to say the full details of who saw this? Surely, he wouldn't mind Yeah, absolutely You already put it publicly on social media, so

Oh, did he? You both did No, I didn't No, it was in a group chat It was in our group chat And then I watched the But then I said to Brad, I said, oh, we'll do a phoner out of this Oh, okay, great And he seemed to like, it was in a group chat. It was in our group chat. And then I watched the... But then I said to Brad, I said, oh, we'll do a phoner out of this. Oh, okay, great.

And he seemed to like be, that was funny. So just say. Well, I love that Bad News Brad. He didn't do the mark. I didn't. Do me. Yeah, do me. Do me.

Let's rewind. Rewind. We had Bad News Brad in to the show. Economist. Principal economist. Lovely man. Lovely man. Great friend of ours. Friend of the show. And we worked out that we were on the same flight Economist. Principal economist. Lovely man. Lovely man. Great friend of ours. Friend of the

show. And we worked out that we were on the same flight to Wellington. And then so we met up in the Kauru Lounge. And then he saw me and he was like, oh my god, look at you having a little glass of wine. You deserve it. It was my third. I got there early. He doesn't drink, does he? He doesn't drink. So he got a

LMP. Oh, lovely. Got an LMP and some food. Supporting local. Yeah. And we were chatting, and oh my God. Supporting Coca-Cola Amatel. Yeah. Supporting that small local New Zealand business.

Tiny. Tiny little business. So, and I can't remember how this came up. Why did it come up? Maybe we were talking about the fact that we were like, oh, travelling with friends or something like that. Okay. And he mentioned once that he was so mortified that

some cleaners had been in and out of his room and he had spotted what was a pair of handprints on the window like that, another pair of handprints outside of those hand prints, and some perfectly round tit

in prints on the glass mirror. Like smeared. No, the glass window or the mirror. Sorry, the glass window. Yeah, because the photo you sent, he sent, was the window. Was this in Christchurch? Yes. Was it at the Crown? Yes. This is why we're talking about it, because then we were talking about

how at the Crown they've got the glass windows that look into the shower yes and i was like oh my god mortifying if you were like i was that weekend staying with friends yeah and he was like oh my god speaking of the crown this is what i saw and he was mortified because he thought the cleaners would think that he'd done it but this was straight up against the window but also another erotic view was he looking um over the crumbling cathedral or out the other side of the hotel? We look over that concrete pond that used to be a base. It has like nine bajillion seagulls. Yeah.

All morning. Green, yucky water. Yeah. I don't know. But it was like, I mean, in the cleaners defense, you wouldn't even think of looking at the, if the sun wasn't shining and you wouldn't even notice the marks. No. So Brady thought that it

was it would have had to have been the people before him because i'd clean the window more often than that but it was the funniest picture it's so funny innocent brad and up against the window who's smushing their and their partner of love up against the window like that. And we've got tit connecting with the window. So it's not like we're slightly dressed or something. No. We are pressed. Greasy tit out. Greasy tit pressed in.

Areola slightly visible. Oh, you could see it. Oh, ever so slightly. You could see the greasy nip. Jared does raise a good point. Wouldn't that be chilly on the nips? Yeah, it could be nice, though. It could be like the sensation play. Well, if it's a hot, steamy bedroom, yeah, the steamy nip. Jared does raise a good point. Wouldn't that be chilly on the nips? Yeah, well, it could be nice though. It could be like

the sensation plate. Well, if it's a hot, steamy bedroom, yeah, the steamy nip's a bit like an ice cube on the nip. Yeah. It's so funny to me.

Some people are into that. Yeah. Yeah. Smearing up against the body. What would you, I mean, I guess you can't say ring reception and say,

hey, look, I think you've missed a bit. No. Or four bits. The things you see though, and then you think you're in this bubble. Or hotel cleaners

would see the worst. Oh, everything. The worst. Also, though. And then you think you're in this bubble. Or hotel cleaners would see the worst. Oh, everything. The worst. Also, just like through windows. I'll never forget driving up north. And I was driving through Kumeu. And I remember seeing an office Christmas party. Yeah.

With two completely butt-naked, top-bottom strippers at this office party. And all these dudes with their hands like in their pocket. What was that? It was the Christchurch office party that someone filmed a couple going at it. And they lost their jobs, eh? Yeah. That's right. Bang into the workplace.

Didn't they have partners? Yeah. Yeah, I think it turned out they did. They were court cheating in the workplace against the window. Big scandal. Picture me, we were both butt naked, banging against the window, something. It wasn't me.

I mean, work on the lyrics. Yeah, yeah. Didn't quite fit. Nah, it didn't fit. It needs a rework.