ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd August, 2025

Episode Date: August 2, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch loves this controversial banned item...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch one and Haley's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod guys. I'm about to drop a very very controversial opinion do it Say it and as you know Is it that Haley and I was is it that yeah, Charlie XCX is just a it's just a it's just a poor imitation of casher I said this to a chin is just a poor imitation of Casher. Whoa! Whoa! I said this to a gen Z at the weekend and they looked at me, I was like, fuck you, tell me something Charlie XCX is doing that Casher didn't do better in 2009.

Wow. Okay, well the look on Carlin's face. Oh wait, Casher's songs are catchier. Oh, don't get me wrong, I love them both, but have you sat down and listened to the entire Brat album? Yeah. But have you heard Charlie XCX talk about her own lyrics? Do you?

She laughed when she was like, it's not fucking Bob Dylan, is it? I feel like Charlie XCX is funny. Funny. Is funny. But also like, did you feel it in your soul when she talks about like, do I want kids? Am I gonna miss this opportunity?

Like, did you not feel that in yourself? I don't feel anything. My soul. I'm dead myself. It's dead. Yeah, the only soul left in my body is my asshole Asshole you mean to say the only soul left in my body is my asshole You've got to emphasize the soul. Asshole then you lose the joke. Yeah, you've lost the joke No, you lost the joke. I thought I gave it half half. I thought I blended the two words. No, you said asshole. What if we took a fucking breath in between the two?

What if you had the beer soul and you were just full of soul? What the fuck did you just say? Sorry. What if I had the beer soul? I'm turning Shannon's mic off. What's the beer soul? The beer, like the beer brand soul, like Corona.

SOL. SOL. Oh, like Corona. Sol. Sol. Oh no, it sucked. Wow. You're lucky Shannon's joke sucked that hard because your one was the worst. It's really mine's shining now. Well, while I do agree with your opinion

that Kasha is greater than Charlie XCX, my controversial opinion, and we were very fortunate recently to be in Europe. We've mentioned a lot of our Europe travels. Yeah. My controversial opinion is I miss plastic shopping bags. Wow. Because they do have them over there.

Oh my god. Every, everywhere you went, you got a plastic shopping bag, you didn't pay for it, and it was fucking great. You could put your old laundry in it while you were traveling. Wet togs. You could put your wet togs in. Yeah. You could take stuff to the beach.

Your shampoo bottles and you didn't want them to leak when you're traveling around You could put your wet togs in. You could take stuff to the beach. Your shampoo bottles and you don't want them to leak when you're traveling around. It was amazing. It was like going back in a little time machine, 10 years or something, or whenever we've been in six or seven. I think President Trump is a cunt, right? Yes. I mean, don't hold back, Haley.

Please don't bleep that out. I want everyone to know how I feel about him. But bringing back the plastics, or I'm on board with it. I know, because the paper, I just had a paper store at the weekend and I wasn't even halfway bleep that out. I want everyone to know how I feel about it. But bringing back the plastic straw, I'm on board with it. I know because I just had a paper straw at the weekend and I wasn't even halfway through my Aperol and there was a gaping hole in the side. It was like it had a titanic iceberg. I had one of those hideous cornstarch ones that keeps snapping and cracking and stuff. Plastic. No. Steel ones. Bars should have steel ones and just hundreds of them.

And I know that it's a good thing that we did ban the plastic bag. Yeah. Steals once, bars should have steal once and just hundreds of them. I know that it's a good thing that we did ban the plastic bag. It is good because in Europe, I realize how many you acquire just over the course of a couple of weeks, two weeks and every day, you're buying a few things. But God, it was good.

They're so handy and I miss that. I miss that bag of plastic bags you had at home. Yeah, oh my God, the drawer exploded. I miss it so much. Yeah, I miss that bag of plastic bags you had at home. Yeah. Oh my god the drawer exploded I miss it so much. Yeah, I miss them too eh. I know it's a controversial opinion, but you know Passion about suffocating turtles this guy. Yeah, I mean I feel like we're past the point of no return with the world You know, so let's not bother. I'm kind of the same like let's just face up to it. We've ruined it We've ruined it. Let's drive it to the ground fast harder faster Yeah, exactly. Good time, not a long time. Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. I couldn't agree more actually.

My mum passed me a place and I said mum do you have something I can put these boots in? Yeah. From the farm to put back in because I was taking the Mustang and like if it was just my car I'd just fucking chuck em in you know shit goes everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to look after something. It's a lone car isn't it? It's somebody else's car. Um and she got me a plastic bag. And I was like, where did you get that from? She's like, when we were overseas in America, she said, yeah, I bought a few home. I reckon she'd agree with me. She, she yearns for the day. Yeah. Cause all of mine are made out of bladed corn flour and whatnot, you know? Yeah. I've got those compostable bin liners. What are they?

I tried those. Not cornstarch. You put one, you put your- It's corn something. It's corn something, eh? You put one soggy anything in your rubbish bin, and then when you take that to the big bin, it falls all over the floor. It falls apart, I know. Yeah. I want you to decompose, but not just yet. Not yet.

Give me a- Give me two weeks. Give me a fortnight. Give me at least two weeks. And if I haven't empty my bin in that fortnight, be it on me. That's on me. That's on me.

That's on me. I need it to last until the little truck comes, tips the red wheelie bin upside down, and it needs to slide down, then whatever. Then do what you want. Whatever, but I don't, cause I'm anti-raw dogging the big red bin, you know this, it fucks me off no end,

I get wheeling it back up the driveway and I look at some stuff stuck in the bottom of the bin. Yeah. I tell you who's gonna have to clean that, you fucking guessed it, me, for me. So I'm anti-raw dogging the bin. Yeah. I tell you who's gonna have to clean that. You fucking guessed it. Me. Me. So I'm anti-raw dogging the bin. Yeah. So I want a big bin liner to go on that fucking thing. Oh right so now he's on the big plastic. Some people do. I think there are some that do do them so that they can keep their bins all night. You can buy massive black plastic garden bags. Yeah yeah yeah. Don't tell me they're not breaking down. Yeah yeah yeah.

They're not breaking down. They're not ever. Just hose your bin down. You could live in