ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd August 2026

Episode Date: August 2, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Patsy's back with her marketplace punishers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, did I mention this? I mentioned this. Was it Pod or on The Big? When I said to my mum, here's a light, you know. Here's a light, and it's someone selling a cheap version of the expensive light that you wanted. You did mention it.

And she swooped in on Trade Me and purchased it. And purchased it, using my credit card. By the way. Not reimbursed yet. Also, you've got to get your money. her own credit card. But she's an unemployed pensioner. She doesn't have an income.

They won't give it to her. Unless you rock into retirement with a credit card, no one's going to give you one. Get a debit card. She's nearly on hardship. Or it's extremely expensive, you know, jumping between Italy and New Zealand. I'm really surprised your credit card company

hasn't cancelled it, considering it's being used in two countries at once. Yeah, it's like, where the fuck are you? Yeah, I don't know. So the saga continues with this effing light. This is a light because you're going to do some renares of the garage and turn into a flat for them so my parents can love me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep them out.

They'm not insulating it, not plumbing it. You know, fuck them, they can freeze to death. Now I'm doing it all proper, but I know she's wanted this light for ages. I was like, well, I'll put it in her space out there. Cheap, cheap, cheap, she gets it. Fine. End of. I led you to this, you got your light. Just messaged me this morning. Uh-oh.

How you placed next week. Now, if anyone ask me that question, they know terribly. Terribly, yeah. Horrendous schedule at the moment. I said, why? She said, they don't want to courier the light, and it's too big, and it's pick-up. I said, yeah, yeah, but it's Auckland, no, she said, yeah, yeah, fucking Walkworth, man. Oh, no, that's not Auckland, that's upper Rodney.

That's like saying Wellington, but it's in Levin. Yeah, like, she does this all the time. Oh, I bought this, can you pick it up for me? Oh, I bought this. It's Auckland, it's Auckland, and it's always miles away. And now I've got to do this, go pick up this thing, got to drive for miles for this light that she's just, she didn't fucking want. Also, is that going to fit in your car? It feels like Vaughn's going to need to take the Ute. I mean, it might be that Vaughn just has to go and pick it up.

What did you pick up for me? This was good. Patsy did this as well. My whole life, I've dreamed of owning a something-ar-the-dresser. Cow-y-Tor-boy. Yeah, a Cody-Tor boy. That's right. and you went and picked that up.

And it's got these things in my whole life. I was like, I've got nothing to do. I've got nothing to offer you, Patsy. And so ring and born. It was in the early days of when I started seeing Amy as well. I was like one thing to do before we pop out to my place. She's like, what is it? I was like, just, it's hard to explain.

I'm just picking up a small set of drawers. It's a monster. It was a three-man lift to get the fucking thing on. It was. The Uth, Tailgate was down. I had straps everywhere. And then we're calling it and Patsy's like, oh, a lovely thing is so much.

Okay. She did pay me in a bottle of Jamison's though, so I'll 100% drive to walk with. Oh, wow, the cheapest whiskey you can get. Anyway, so let's carry on on this bloody gripe with my mother then on this note. That dresser, right, it's a project. She's doing it out.

It's been sat in the garage since you dropped it off. Yeah. And, you know, so the garage has to get emptied so I can transform it for you, Patsy. That thing sits there and she's like, no, please, you know, it's a program. I'm going to work on. It is falling apart.

It is flaking apart. It is riddled with borah. I was going to my house. You only just got rid of the borer in your house and she's importing more borrower. I said, that's not going to my house. I put it in the big skip that you're getting. I've got a skip literally arriving in a couple of days. I sent her a picture.

I said, final chance. I said, are you actually going to do this up? She said, yes, it's my dream. No, get rid of it. I'm just going to take an axe to it. Yeah. It would burn, really. It would burn nicely.

Cody. Cody. Oh, way. Nice. Native burn on it. Jesus.