ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd December 2024

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I would like to advocate for the entry of a sixth love language. Okay. Okay. We have acts of service.

We have touch, words of affirmation, gifts, and quality time. Those are the ones we know and love and we identify with. Is it you spending all the money? That is an act of revolution. Defiance. Yeah, defiance and disobedience. No, I think you could, it's almost acts of service adjacent. And this is something I do for Aaron when I know that he's having a bit of a hard day,

a tough day, an exhausting day or a bad day. Yeah. I know what his soul desires and I don't tell him I'm doing it. What I do is I just provide it. Okay. Now, he has been working very hard on the house day and night, day and night, day and night, day and night, no days off. Yesterday, I could feel he was drained. I was like, oh my God. Now, he has been working very hard on the house day and night, day and night, day and night, day and night. No days off.

Yesterday, I could feel he was drained. I was like, oh my God, the boy. He's working very hard. You took him to Rainbow's End, didn't you? High-end handjob. No, but Rainbow's... No, no high-end handjob. He's too tired for that.

And no Rainbow's End. He's too tired for that. Okay. There's no point. Also, I've got quite calloused hands at the moment. It'd be like getting, you know, a bit of a gym handjob. It'd be hard. That's what's high-end about it.

Yeah, it's not great. It's not great. Excuse me. Keep it getting a bit of a gym handjob. That's what's high end about it. Yeah, it's not great. Excuse me. Keep it clean, please. A gym handjob. You're telling her to keep it clean when you've probably had one. Put up your hand if you've had or given a gym handjob.

I haven't had a gym handjob. Liar! Have I both my hands on the desk? Mine have, on the floor. I haven't had a Jim Hanchop. Interesting. Interesting. Anyway.

That's actually Jim's mowing his new franchise, Jim's Hanchops. It's the latest in the franchise. It is none of these things. And I've done this three times. You've done this three times? I've done this three times. And you've seen it. I've seen it.

I've seen in him that he needs something special. And so I've done this thing for him. And you've been it. I've seen it. I've seen in him that he needs something special, and so I've done this thing for him. And you've been it. Been that thing. What I do is he comes in, and he's exhausted. He's like, done for the day. House is all locked up. He comes in, and what I provide for him is a platter

of slightly different flavoured cheese toasties. Wait, so this is the sixth love language, and what is it? Cheese toasties? Cheese toasties. But they have to be all slightly different. You have to present them as such, one by one, and describe to him the internal flavors. And he gets all excited

and he doesn't know what's coming next. I did this for him once. I was just like, I've got bits and odds and sods in the fridge. I'll just make a series of, because he'll eat like four. I'll make a series of them. And I just did that.

And I gave it to him. And he still talks about it as one of the best days of his life. He was like, that was one of the greatest days ever, hands down. Wow. And so yesterday I spotted it in him. And I looked in the fridge. I said, there's a little bit of shaved ham. There's, you know, the arse end of a rotisserie chuck.

There's some cheese. There's some vegetables. There's some pesto. There's some sauces. I'm going to do it again. And I didn't tell him. So he was outside and I laid out the bread, four

toasties like this and I curate my flavours. One was chicken pesto red onion with cheese. One was ham cheese and onion as normal. That's a classic. One was ham cheese onion capsicum and like a chilli chutney. And the other one was a pesto with a spit in it.

With a hot two in there. And he came in and he was spit in it. Yeah, with a what do in there. And he came in and he was like this. And I said, take a seat at the table. Oh, take a seat. And he's like, he turned the seat away from the table because he thought he was going to get a high-end handjob. No, he didn't. He knew that that wasn't happening.

You have to sit in like a throne when you get one of those. That's what makes it high-end. You sit in an upright position. That's what makes it upright. Vaughn, please. And you use extra virgin olive oil. Vaughn, please. Vaughn, please. Oh, Carl makes it up right. Please. And you use extra virgin olive oil. Vaughan, please.

Oh, Carl, I do apologise. Oh, Hayley, I'm sorry. Oh, you've just really turned the standard of the show into utter slant. I do apologise. No, I said to Aaron, I said, take a seat at the table, my love. I can see you're tired. And he sits there and he starts doing work. He's looking at paperwork for this. He's looking at that.

And I said, put that away, thank you. And I said, I want you to appreciate the dinner I've made. And I presented him on a small plate, toasty number one. And he goes, fuck off. And I said, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. It's happening. It's happening.

And he was like, you're kidding me. And I said, and guess what? He said, no, there's four flavors. I said, there's four flavors, motherfucker. And his day turned around. He was bright. It is better than any custom high-end handjob he could have ever received. Or like even a nice dinner out.

Like if you're taken into a nice restaurant. I could have made a slow roasted leg of lamb, you know, with gravy and all this. He would have loved it. He'd be like, oh my God. Yum. A platter of individually tasting cheese toasties turns this man's day around. It's a six love language. It's a six love language.

Cheese toasty platter. Yeah. I had that toasty ad that won the Toasty Awards this with the figs oh my god it was incredible okitty falls yes i'm just like half an hour out of rotorua town describe its contents again for those that don't remember there were different cheeses what was it called the figgy yeah the figgy something so there were a couple of different cheeses there was was fig. Fig chutney. Kind of like a chutney. Yeah. Figgy in the middle.

Figgy in the middle. That's what it was called. Let me get this up here. It was incredible. Yeah. Because I only. So it has. I do apologize again for speaking over a woman.

Oh, no, it's okay. Okay, now shut up, bitch. Oh, no. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I'm hungry. Do you want some cheese toast? Innovative combination of dill pickle cheesecake whip. Oh, fuck off.

Swiss cheese, sliced figs, Vandy's streaky bacon, toasted walnuts, rocket, and McClure's pickles with blue cheese and a generous drizzle of chili honey. It doesn't sound like on paper. That doesn't. On paper, that sounds amazing. It sounds very wanky, like a bit pretentious. A bit full on But oh my god It was incredible

It was so good Everything worked out Yeah a little bit of chilli honey Yeah Bacon The cheese Sweetness from the figs Yeah it was amazing

If you ever get the chance Well I just think If someone you know or love Is having a bit of a tough day Hit them with a cheese toasty platter And get creative Love it