ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd July 2023

Episode Date: July 2, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley play a round of The Bank Transaction Game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Today it's the return of a summer favourite game that we played. Yeah. I don't know why we've gone for the DuckTales theme tune. Because Uncle Scrooge had lots of money and this is about money

because we stroll through our bank apps and then have to explain a random purchase that we stop at. Okay. Do you want to go first, Vaughn? Yeah, I'm still logging on. Okay, I'll go. I was finding the details. Oh, right. Okay. So I didn't have a chance to log on. I'm going to go on my personal

account, not the one I share with Aaron. Are we on credit cards? Well, yeah, I just go on the one you use the most. I'm going on the one that I do all my secret transactions on. Okay. Okay. Stop. $35 at Sky City. Now, I'm pretty sure that's...

Gambling. No. I'm pretty sure they have that when we have our brunch, our breakfasts. That's where they do it. Oh, yeah. It often comes up at the Fed. Yeah's where they do it. Oh, yeah. Often comes up at the Fed. Yeah, Fed, at the Fed. It does, yeah.

That was on April 19th. Yes, that we went and had a little brunch that morning. So that's all right. I'll do another one. Okay. Oh, I thought we were going to take turns. I thought we were just going to go all off at once. Okay, stop.

Personal trainer. God, that must have been a long time ago. Yeah, you were strolling a long time. Yeah. Strolled that whole time. Didn't your personal trainer, like... She's become a flight attendant. Yeah, like she was like, I can't win.

Like, I can't do it. Yeah, she was like, I cannot fucking work with these people anymore. So she's changed careers and now I don't have a PT. Who else did she have? Just Hayley. She had lots of clients. She had lots of clients. did she have? Just Hayley. Lots of clients. She had lots of clients. And she was like, Hayley kept going to brunches, cancelling.

She's just like, I can't do this anymore. Yeah, okay, we'll do three each. Okay, stop. I'm in last year, by the way. $159 at Superior Hair. I would have been buying some hair extensions grown by probably a young Indian child that didn't want to cut their hair

off. But had no choice. Had no choice. And I wear it on the TV. Wow. That's the way the world works. You've got to face up to it. Okay. Okay, you guys. Stop. Bivouac. Oh, what did you buy at Bivouac?

The outdoor store. What the fuck are you doing at Bivouac? Oh, what'd you buy at Bivouac? The outdoor store. What the fuck are you doing at Bivouac? What do you mean? What am I doing at Bivouac? I get outdoor stuff. What did you buy? At home, he eats those little dehydrated meals. He does.

He boils the jar. Well, I make the couch cushions, and I make a fort, and I pretend I'm camping with my little camping stove. No, I bought, it was $29.99, a compression bag. Because when I go on holiday now, I take my pillow, my memory foam pillow. So I stuff it in this bag and it goes to like- Tiny. Like not even a foot.

Like it would be like 30 centimeters long in like a roll, like a luncheon roll. Right. And I put that in my suitcase. Like a luncheon roll. How do you do it that in my suitcase. Like a luncheon roll. Well, how do you do it with a vacuum? Or does it just do it automatically? No, because it's memory foam, you just stuff it in. You roll it up real tight.

So this is just a hard little bag. Yeah, and then it's got straps and you pull it down. And so I take my pillow away and it's heavy as fuck. Wow. But it's like tiny. It's tiny. And then I get a nice pillow on holiday. I'm happy with a hotel pillow, honestly.

Nah, because they're hit and miss. They're either too thick or too thin. Yeah, I'm never just right. And then I don't want two big pillows, and then I have a shit sleep, and I'm like, well, if only I had my pillow, and I do now. Well, there you go. All right, give us another one. Okay, go.

Stop. We're in sync form. Avianca.com. That's your Russian bride Is it? She's finally coming That's the airline of Colombia Sea puppy

Sea puppy Sea puppy Great there from us That's only two You've got to do one more Stop Sea tickets us. Cheap flights New Zealand. That's only two you've got to do one more. Okay go. Stop. See tickets.

For a band that I'm seeing. Oh okay what band are you seeing? Cubsport. Cubsport. I think it's pronounced club sport. It's a hold on club sport. C-U-B Cubsport. By the way Australian pop group. Yeah Australian pop who are touring while we're on holiday. And do you know Tickets are like $15

Oh $15 I was like gonna go In Australia And they were like $100 and something Oh okay That's just a point Their latest album

Is called Jesus at a gay bar Oh yeah you made us Listen to that on a road trip It's a great album Great album I mean they're not Doing anything Moby

Didn't do 20 years ago You know They're nothing like Moby Jesus Yeah Okay that scene Vaughn you're up Stop

Oh recent The Dobin That is in Wanaka That's the bakery of the Dobin That's when we went to What'd you get? So it's pre-wedding A pie

And Vaughn went for a little run To get us all While we were getting Succed up While the girls were all getting ready I popped into town ton went for a little run to get us all while we were getting suited up. While the girls were all getting ready. I popped into town to get a... You ran into town to get a pie. No, no, I drove.

Oh, okay. I drove into town to get a pie. He did a big order for everybody. Actually, do I owe you money for that? No, James got yours. James got yours. James got it for the show. Yeah, no, I go to...

It's a lovely pie. That's a great bakery. The Dobin. That's not a bad one. Yeah, that was one of those situations where I could foretell using my sixth sense that my wife was going to get fuck-faced. Oh, really? It was the traditional term for how boozed she gets at these sorts of things.

So I wanted a little lining in the tum before we went to the wedding. So it was a pie and something else. A pie will do it. Averted crisis averted. Good stuff. Oh, that was a great round of... Hang on. He's still going. Oh, he will do it. Yeah. Averted. Crisis averted. Good stuff. Oh, that was a great round of... Hang on. He's still going.

Oh, he's still going. Yeah. Stop. We should call this segment Show Me The Money. Show Me The Money. Show Me The Money. Show Me Where The Money Went.

What a great idea. Show me the money. Yeah, I stopped. Don't pick a good one. Don't pick. And how did your finger land on? No, okay. So on this page

There's a few that's like New world New world New world It's like that's just Family shopping He's man of the people It's just the closest one

It's the smaller amounts Because it's just like The little bits and pieces But Parkinson's Is the more regular guy And Kebab King Oh yeah Good song

Kebab King Did you go for rice Kebab on rice Or did you go for The kebab wrap Tuesday the 4th of April At 12.38 I didn't get kebab king

That's our shared credit card So Sade may have got kebab king Yeah I'm kebab king She may have got kebab king Is it the one by you Stop I don't know I think you've done four now

This is my third Oh Barefoot brewery Barefoot brewery Barefoot brewer Oh Barefoot brewery Barefoot brewery Barefoot brewery Barefoot brewery That was when we went to the pub together That was when we went to the pub

Yeah And that was when I wasn't invited famously Well because you don't want to come out All the way to where we live This was the first of what has become And I feel terrible about Like this time was one we said to the kids We'd just go for a couple of drinks

It'll be fine And we were there for hours You said five hours And then the other day it happened as well We're just going to catch up for a quick quick drink yeah at three o'clock in the afternoon and we left at like half six probably good you're probably putting them off drinking alcohol yeah probably because they're you know they're getting this kind of lifelong trauma yeah waiting for their parents lifelong trauma the poor buggers had to sit on tick tock for three hours and what would they have done if they were at home they

would have sat on tick tock for three hours yeah And what would they have done if they were at home? They would have sat on TikTok for three hours. Yeah, true. Yeah, I've thrown that in their face too. What would you have done otherwise? Been on a screen? Well, you got to be on a screen in a different location. Yeah. Now go and get that.