ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -3rd July, 2025

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it's a Naughty Little Poll about adult fun times in the shower!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bitter Pod. Vaughn's knocked over his coffee and... No, I was banging it, bang, bang, bang. During our mid-winter holiday break, we are bringing you some naughty little poles. Vaughan. These are too naughty for on-air. Naughty little pole today. Have you ever had adult fun times in the shower? Yeah, naughty little poll today, have you ever had adult fun times in the shower? Okay, if you have a shower at my house, you will see that one of, because I've got a double shower, thank you, pause for applause, it is nice, privilege, born this way. If you ever have a shower at my house, you will notice activity, where the shower head got knocked off the cradle

and it went boof onto the hard tile and our nice brass brand new dent is. I was lucky it didn't crack a fucking tile. Wow. I was like, I can replace that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't replace the tile easily. Tile's a nightmare to replace a single tile.

Oh my god. But I remember my mom, I remember she had a shower, she was like, your bloody shower head's dinged and I was like, oh no. Oh is it? Oh no mother. Oh no mother, how did that happen? Well nine years shower, have some. Why do you think we made it bloody two meters long? It's a great idea. To get wet. Have you ever had adult fun times in the shower? 91% of respondents said yes. Oh my god you horny big ass. 9% of people said no. Some showers aren't big enough for this. This guy being a ghast.

Yeah. This guy. Speaking of big showers. Yeah. So I shower in your shower when I stay at your place and I never feel clean. No. You know? What? It seems to be.

Cause I may spirit nose. Yeah. You can't exit mold away of sin. You can't. You just can't. You just can't. Scream as you might. I have a very clean shower. It's a clean shower. Thank you. On the outside, spiritually though. Spiritually, very clean shower. It's a clean shower. Thank you.

On the outside. Spiritually though. Spiritually it's corrupted. It needs a surgeon. Actually we need to get a comat with. Yeah for a blessing. For a blessing. It is a good sized shower though eh?

A bloody good. Yeah. Yeah yeah with the core. I can't believe that's a high number eh? Never again! Says Emily. Too cold and not as sexy as you think. That's the thing, the person who's not getting

the water on them, they do get a little bit cold. And then you do an awkward rotate. That's the thing about my shower is, if someone's under the rain head, you're just standing there, and if it's winter, you're like, my turn now. Yeah. Yeah. You need a double-head shower.

Thank you. You just need a hot, or a heater in the shower so the air's warm in there. Yeah. Or just a shower individually, go to the bedroom. Grow the fuck up, do you know what I mean? And it's slippery, I'll say also, some slippery. Oh yeah, dangerous. Some showers are too slippery for it.

You gotta check that. Well, no, I put, tell me one of those mats from the hotel, the sucker, the octopus. Yeah, the octopus mat. That go like that yellowy-brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's coming. Dirty body. Can't say I'll do it again, says Loz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cropped off, I couldn't even know this name if I wanted to,

but I do want to know their name because they said, Passed out in the shower giving a blowjob once. For not your language! Passed out? I thought we were on air for a second there. You got a Friday, did you see her? I found her going, I knew it, I forgot we weren't recording for on air, we were recording for a podcast, and so she just said BJ, I said blowjob.

It's the music. Okay. Wish you're not getting enough air. I don't know. Steamy. Woke up to him carrying me to the bed. Oh wow. That's romantic.

That is romantic. At least once at Fortnite said this person who, I don't know, am I saying their name? No. My partner loves it and we have a huge shower. Cute. Yeah, lovely. And then you don't need to like go from the bedroom to the shower to clean up.

Yeah, you're already in there. Quick rinse after. Stacey said, too much head work though, not an everyday occurrence, too much hard work. Oh yeah, that'll be it. Too much hard work. It's not natural, a lot of bending. So the standing, someone's gonna have to lift.

And then bending at the knees. Yeah, someone might be a little bit crouched. You know, all these things need to be taken into consideration. It's the best, says Petra. Oh, Petra. That's all she'll say about it too. It's the best.

Katie, it's never as good as you think it's gonna be. Water is not a good lube. No, water is not a good lube. What, are you taking notes there? Did you just write down water is not a good lube on your little notes? No, I'm writing down. He's learning. Don't give away the secret behind the sausage. Water is not a good lube. What are you taking notes there? Did you just write down water is not a good lube on your little notes? No, I'm writing down.

He's learning. Don't give away the secret behind the sausage, I'm writing down some notes for the show. Okay, good. Water equals not good lube. Katie's not on, I'm not on board because of the water bit. Like I need to be told that.

Show sex sucks. On lube king. Shay says, you know I've got a good bulk buy. Yeah, that's- Because every time I stay, I nearly moisturize with it. Yeah. Because he used to have in his bathroom, sorboline for the skin.

I still do. Where is it? It's next to the lube. Oh no, that's why every time- That's like when there's an unmarked bottle of soap and hand moisturizer. I don't want the hand moisturizer. Oh my God, and then you do that.

And then you get that and you gotta wash it off and get the soap. How often in a bathroom is the soap next to that hand, like we don't need a hand soap, a moisturizer. Oh yes you do. A lotion. I've got lotion in all of my sinks. You bring your own.

No, I've got lotion on all of my sinks. Do you lotion after every. Yeah, laundry, bathroom, end kitchen, there's lotion available. I'm a dry woman. I'm a dry woman. So Shay says, shower sex sucks. One of you you is drowning the other one of you is freezing plus for being wet it's ironically dry down there. Yes! Yeah. To be honest he's able to have tried it but we're not getting a huge amount of fans.

No no no that's not true. I'm the respondees so I will say in a summation of sorts whilst 91% of people who responded to our naughty little poll have had sex in the shower, not all enjoy it. Beautiful summation. Yeah, beautiful summation. We're born in this language that we've received notes and we're taking them on board. Yes.