ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd June 2023

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley FINALLY gets a day off - How will she spend it??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I am filming at the moment, and in the three-week filming period, we get one day off, and it's coming up. And this Sunday, I've decided I'm going to get a massage.

Oh, okay. I'm actually thinking of doing maybe like a full two hour at a foot, at a head. Oh, at a two hour. See, I think an hour is the perfect amount of time. Sometimes. No, hour I'm always like, oh, it's over. I'm sad. Yeah, wow.

I was asleep for 45 minutes. So what do they do? Because, you know, in an hour, by the end of the hour, they're always like faffing about. Maybe they've turned's over. I'm sad. Yeah, wow. I was asleep for 45 minutes. But what do they do? Because, you know, in an hour, by the end of the hour, they're always, like, faffing about. Maybe they've turned you over. You're getting a bit of the shoulder, a bit of a head. They just spend longer on bits. Like, I want longer on the shoulders.

Yeah, they take longer. That's the only difference, right? And maybe sometimes they add a foot. Like, you know how sometimes they give you an arbitrary squeeze? Whereas I love my feet to be worshipped. Bit of reflexology. Oh, you push me in the heel. So I'm going to do a big fat massage.

But we were chatting about massages because I was like, do I want to go to like a ooh-la-la? Like a day spa, you know? Yeah, nice. Get your foot bath beforehand. Yeah. Get the robe Get the slips But I go usually

To quite like a grimy Maw Thai style No god no I don't I don't fuck with maw You don't Fanny's

Is it fans fingers Or magic fingers Or fans I have cried On the table Of a fans massage Oh no For an hour

So not You've got to say You've got to speak up. No, I'm a woman. I can't. I can't. Too meek and mild. No, I go to a Thai place because Thai style I'd say is my favorite massage.

I do love a Thai massage, but then I don't like at the end when you get twisted and stuff. And they do that thing with your neck and your back and I don't like it. And your pussy and your crack. Yeah, neck, back, pussy and crack. If you think it's bad for you just know that when we're doing that bit with your arms all behind you

yeah they do my boobies are out yeah yeah yeah it's so funny they're like I don't like it I don't I want them to stop

when they get to that bit I like everything up to there unless sometimes they walk on your back yeah well the place I go has a rope from the ceiling. Oh yeah, right.

She holds onto it and walks on you. I just love it. I love it. I'm so excited to be touched. You've always got to go oil though when you get a massage, right? You know, sometimes it's a little less cheaper. They'll go dry. A little less cheaper. It's a little cheaper to go a little less cheaper to get oil.

A little less cheaper with your education. A little less cheaper to get double negatives? I thought that went less cheaper with your education. I did go to a decile. What's the low number? One. I did go to a decile. What is the low number? Oh, for God's sake.

It's a little lesser than two. I thought sometimes decile 10 was the low one, but no, that's the higher, the posh schools. It's not golf, mate. The higher the number, the better. Yeah. Well, I just, I can't wait. But it's been a while because my last massage was in Bali.

So that's literally like a year ago. Okay, so here's a question about, because we're talking about massages and I know that there's like Hawaiian massage. What's a Hawaiian massage? That's the one my mother-in-law knows how to do. Hawaiian. It's probably just got a coconut oil. Hawaiian.

It's probably just coconut a coconut oil. Hawaiian. It's probably just coconut oil. Massage. No, it's an official Lomi Lomi. Lomi Lomi. Okay. Lomi Lomi. That's Hawaiian massage. It's beautiful.

So what's in there is Fijian, which has a name that is called Fijian massage. Bobo. Okay. Bobo massage. I've had one in Samoa that was fofo. Delicious. But all very similar to like Thai and Chinese, right? And then Asia

you've got your Chinese, your acupressures and your Southeast Asian, your Thai massage, your Balinese massage, your Indonesian massage on a whole and then like then we go to Sweden. Oh, Swedish massage. Yeah, deep tissue.

What is, Europeans weren't doing the massage therapy. No. No. The Swedes are like one of the most popular style massage. But yeah, other than that. What, do we have a New Zealand massage? Is there a French massage? Yeah, the New Zealand.

Is there Maori massage? Yeah, the New Zealand. Is there Maori massage? Oh, yeah. Midi-midi is the traditional Maori healing technique that's basically like massage. Trigger points and stuff. Yeah, my mum does that, and then at the end, my mum's really into it, the Maori massage, but at the end, the woman does a little bit of Reiki. Oh, so it gets a bit of touchy, a bit eerie, fairy at the end.

I'm paying money, motherfucker. Hands on back. Hands on shoulders. Massage. Sing your Reiki songs by all means, but massage my scalp while you're doing it, you know?