ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd June 2024

Episode Date: June 2, 2024

It's Kings Birthday!.....or is it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now today is King's birthday in New Zealand. Yeah. God save our gracious King. Long live our noble King.

God save the king Do do do do Not 20 Chubby, chubby fingers Look like little sausages Little sausage fingers So today is a public holiday So the big pod doesn't exist today

Because we did not work today But here we are Can't make us We've come in on our day off No we haven't We are currently People, there was a thing On the international podcast we did not work today but here we are can't make us we've come in on our day off to do no we haven't tiny people

there was a thing on the international podcast family which is a facebook group for people to listen to this pod and uh so I was like ha they don't do the little pods

on the same day as the big pods I've solved a mystery I don't think we've ever claimed to do them we do like a chunk of them at a time there's no rhyme or reason.

Like some days, some days we might have a meeting at 11, so we've got like an hour or something to kill. Or so you get what you're given. Yeah. You should be grateful. Are you paying for it, are you? Sometimes we do them while two songs are playing between 6 and 7. If we're busy.

Sometimes we do them before the show. Sometimes we might do them for a week. Sometimes we'll do a week at one go. We load up. Some days we will just do one every day after the show. Like right want to do them for a week. Sometimes we'll do a week at one go. We load up. Sundays we will just do one every day after the show. Like right now, you said it's King's birthday. It's Wednesday the 29th of May. Oh, no, don't give it.

At 9.19am. You're kind of opening the curtain here. Ha, ha, ha. See how the sausage is made? We're all mullied up in here. Yeah, now the sausage isn't as delicious, is it? No, it's not. You're hearing us hooves and all.

Anyway, this is why... Hobos and assholes. This is why there is no big pod today. But today on The Little Bit of Pod, we are going to discuss with producer Shannon, who has spent a lot of the morning colouring in a Garfield colouring inbox. Fuck yeah, it's so great. Her new discovery here at work,

a work perk that we have here at nzme nzme media and entertainment company new zealand media entertainment new zealand media entertainment uh producer shannon oh she doesn't know how to work her microphone again again she's done this oh no her mouth's moving. I'll try to work it out. I'm Shannon. No, it's not working. I'm doing everything right here. Are you?

I am doing everything right. Does it have to be on three? No, she's running in. She's running in. It's on three. Please welcome to the studio. This is a problem with the right slider. It was the right slider. This is a problem.

Producer Jared has COVID. Yes. This is why Producer Jared's not here. It's falling to bits. This is nicer. Welcome to the studio, Shannon. Hi. Closer to the mic.

Closer to the mic. Do you know how to use it? Fuck's sake. Do you know how to use a fucking microphone? Fuck's sake. Fuck did they teach them? Hello, Shannon. Hi.

We'll just edit that bit out. Yikes. This is what Vaughn's really like. Oh, real. He's a monster. Real monster. Stop sniffing your pen. I'm going to read this up, guys. I've got an HR meeting in 10 minutes. No jokes. Oh, real. He's a monster. Real monster. Stop sniffing your pen. In fact, we're going to read this up, guys.

I've got an HR meeting in ten minutes, no jokes. Now, Shannon, we've painted Shannon in a bad light today because we said she's done nothing but colour in a Garfield colouring

book. She usually works too hard, and so we said today she could phone it in a bit. I was editing videos during the show as well, but I was

focused quite heavily on Garfield because it's quite a complicated picture. There was a few open lines. Yes, when you stop. Yeah, okay. But I was focused quite heavily on Garfield because it's quite a complicated picture. There was a few open lines. Yes, when you stop. Yeah, there was no, where do I stop? Well, it was quite clear that she didn't know where to stop.

She has gone outside of summer. It's fine, it's fun, you're learning. There was also no pencil sharpener, so it got quite blunt. Oh, I hate that. Yeah, I hate that. Must have a sharp pencil. But also, during the show,

you thought you'd pop out and fix yourself a little drinky poo. Well, yeah, normally I have a Red Bull, and then this'd pop out and fix yourself a little drinky poo. Well, yeah. Normally I have a Red Bull and then this week I've been having two a day. Not good. Not proud. Anyway, went to go get my second Red Bull. But in your defense, you also skydive straight after the show.

Yeah, she does. She does BMXing. She goes motocross riding. She's wingsuiting from the mount. She's wingsuiting. And then later on she's going to do that flying the plane through those two inflatable columns. Yeah, exactly. She's a busy girl.

Exactly. She needs her wings. So I went to get a Red Bull and then I was like, oh, I should care about my health. And I don't drink coffee. I can't do it. No. And I remembered, we get free Milo here. We do.

But this isn't how she came in and and buzzed into the studio with such excitement guys guys we get free milo here we're like yeah we know and then what did you say it's healthy it's actually really healthy for you because it felt like it because then i was full and i didn't have my second Red Bull. So it stopped me having a second Red Bull. Well, I would argue that Milo probably is healthier than Red Bull. Yeah. But I think you sold it in your tone and excitement as a sort of a health beverage of sorts.

It said that it can help with your skin. I'm on Accutane, so I'm going to come off that now and have Milo instead. I don't know if that's a thing. I don't know. Hang on. There's someone who's been on Accutane before. I don't think that's a thing. I don't know. Hang on. As someone who's been on Accutane before. I don't think that's a thing. Proceed with caution.

It also said it can help with my eyesight. Now, I'm legally blind without contacts. I reckon this could really turn things around for me. Get rid of the contacts. Are they coming out? Yeah, so I'll come off my medication. I'll just go blind for a bit. Okay. But the Milo is going to fix me.

Also, the thing that I'm most excited for, the Milo out there is not regulated. I put three scoops in. Fuck yeah. No one was there. If you can have a Milo. Yeah. Okay, so 100 grams of Milo has 43.6 grams of sugars.

How many scoops? How much grams is three scoops? A teaspoon is four-ish grams. Oh, so I only had like maybe 15, 16 grams? Per 100 grams you said. I did unloaded scoop. So it's half sugar. Approximately. So it's half sugar. And it's yum. You can tell.

And that's what makes it so fucking delicious. We used to always have it on ice cream. Yeah! Mine was cold. My dad would make Milo and you'd say six spoons, not stirred in. And it would be six teaspoons at the bottom, milk on top, not stirred in. It's called a dinosaur, isn't it? Oh, yeah.

Wasn't that called a dinosaur? Not stirred in. I'm not going to eat brie. Well, I mean, I don't bring brie to work. I reckon a well-rounded breakfast. No, but it's filling. You have health concerns in your life, and I don't know if coming off the weekend. Not anymore.

I've got my glow. Call the doctors. Cancel all my meds. Yeah. I've got an immune system now because I'm drinking Milo. No, no, no. Low GI malt powder drink. Well, I mean, look, it's a classic, and we love a treat here on the show.

Yeah, absolutely. But it's not a treat. It's not a health food either.