ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd March 2024

Episode Date: March 2, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley "faced" a Betrayal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I've been absolutely, uh... Betrayed Betrayed, in fact, by my own cat, Rolly And one thing we always say to people is, you know, people ask, oh can I pet him? No, he'll never attack you. You can pat him anywhere.

He loves belly rubs and all that. He's not like those cats that are like, don't touch my belly or anything like that. Major Murray Fluffington's the same. He never attacks. Yes, yeah, never attacks. Then just the other day, I went up to him, and I just, like, went. I grabbed him from behind to, like, pick him up. And he doesn't love being picked up, but he lets you.

And he'll never attack you. He'll just eventually be like, and then you put him down. Yeah. I picked him up like that, thumbs on his back, hands under his belly to pick him up. As I was lifting him, he contorted in my hands and swiped and got my nose, lip and neck formed. Because I thought you had a pimple. I know, no. And I was like, I got such a fright that I like dropped him

and he like scarpered away. And then I was like, oh, and then I just felt this like cold and it was really like he got a claw, especially my lip one and I dripped blood all on my deck, all through the bloody, like on the furniture, on my top and stuff. And I was like, oh my God. And then Aaron was on the phone and I wanted to blood all on my deck, all through the bloody, like, on the furniture, on my top and stuff. And I was like, oh, my God. And then Aaron was on the phone

and I wanted to be really dramatic. You know when you bleed? You know when you bleed? I've been struck. It's like, you know, when you're a kid and you fall off your bike or whatever and then you're like, okay, and then you see the blood and you're just like.

I was like so in shock. And then instead of wiping the blood, I was like, I want Aaron to see how bad this is. And I, like, went in and I're just like I was like that I was like so in shock and then instead of wiping the blood I was like I want Aaron to see how bad this is and I like went in and I just like he was on the phone and I like walked in like I'd been like hit by a bus bleeding he was like what the hell and then yeah so my cat

for the first time in my life has attacked me had he just eaten no it was like the middle of the day imagine you're walking along after a big, like, nice lunch. So he grabs your belly. And two giant hands come out of the sky and pick you up around your guts. I genuinely think I just gave him a fright. I think because he didn't hear me, which was a little odd for him,

I think he just got a fright. And so he just lashed out before he knew it was, you know, the love of his life. And it's photo shoot week this week. I know. You've got a gash. I know. I've got a fright, and so he just lashed out before he knew it was the love of his life. And it's photo shoot week this week. I know. You've got a gash. I know, I've got a gash. I've got to be concealering it up. I'm more than happy to give you, I've been allocated 45 minutes

for hair and makeup for this photo shoot. Now, it's never taken longer than five in all my years. Yeah. Never taken longer than five. A quick tame of the beard. They don't even bother with that. Powder. They assume this is how I want it.

A light powder and just some, I don't shine too much. I'm more than happy to give you the extra 40 minutes from my time to take care of the gash. Take care of the gash. Are you going to get a beard trim today before the photo shoot? I wasn't going to. I was, over the weekend, I was in such a cheeky little mood. I was honestly going to shave my beard down real short apart from the moustache and leave the moustache real long.

Just on my photo shoot day, people would be like, what's the story here? What are you doing? What are you doing there? Yeah. It's like a bit. So we're sort of a younger targeting female friendly radio station and you look like a fucking...

Truck driver. Truck driving sex offender. How dare you judge me on my appearance? It's 2024. You should have done a David Brent goatee. That would look so... Yuck. Thin down the side.

Yes. Because their last photo shoot, the big, like, station photo shoot, that's lasted over two years. Fantastic. So we've got to commit. Because I was going to say, I've got pink hair at the moment. And I was like, I'm just going to have pink hair for two years, I guess. Pink hair, moustache.

Pink hair. Facial tattoo. Wait, moustache on Hayley? Oh, yeah, I'm rocking a moustache at the moment. I had a makeup artist yesterday. I was doing something. And she thought she'd left a brush here on my chin. Classic. Oh, no.

And then I felt a little tuggie-wug as she tried to get rid of it. It's fine. She's Brazilian. She was like, oh, fuck, I don't care. Because she is. Because she also is of a more hirsute race. Anyway, what are you going to do to make the shoot kooky Facial tattoo Devastate