ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd May 2026

Episode Date: May 2, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley has a bone to pick with her parents actions while she was away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. You know, I've said it multiple times. I utterly adore living with my parents, them living with me. I just, it's so good, and I came home from almost four weeks away, and everything was great, everything's organized, it's just the most beautiful thing. I think your life's going to fall apart soon when they move. Well, they're going over to Europe for five months, and I'm like,

what about me? Why these undies stink? Who's doing my washing? Yeah, I'll put these undies on. They stink and they're all yuck. I don't want to... Where is the washing lady gone? So I came home and everything was lovely except I opened my pantry and I was like, Patsy!

Because it hit me. Fijos are in my pantry and I have a strict no Fijer in the house, and she's been made aware. What do you mean you've got a no Fijeroying? There are to be no Fijer in my vicinity. There will be international listeners listening now that are like, What is a Fijewa? It's a pineapple guava. Is that what they call her?

That's what other countries call Fijol. Do they? Yeah, they're also known as pineapple guavas. And when you think about it, it is. The taste of it is, it's a half pineapple, half guava. No, the taste is... I love them. They're delicious.

I've got so much to bring them in. Yeah, bring them in. My trees in that off year. No. They're bisexual trees. On one year, they're like, oh. One year, they're going to go. I'm into girls.

I'm into girls. All my fruit trees are hetro, man. They hit every year. Oh, they're men. But no, don't bring them in. You can have a private, you can go down to his car and collect them. Why do you hate them? I'm a victim of 42 below.

Yeah, dude, we've all been a victim of 42 below Fijah vodka. So, my mum knows this. And I was like, that little beer, she snuck some into my house because my mom and dad loved them. They just suck them and just eat a whole bowl. So when I was 16, I had a night on the Fijo of Vodkas, and I vomited on a bus, and I had to be, like, walked into the door, and my mom found me asleep on the toilet. It was the first time they'd seen me drunk, and then I had a two-day hangover. It was like that thing.

And now the smell of them. And I said to mum, I said, Mum, I told you there's no Fijos in this house. She's like, well, I don't, you were away. And then, you know, Paula brought some up for us. I said, get them out of my pantry. And so she gets them out of the pantry. And I was like, okay.

Then I go to feed Raleigh. And I put up the laundry. And I'm like, fuck that bitch. They're in the laundry sink. And I was like, Mom, you can't just move them from one room to another. So now the laundry stinks of Fijio. She's like, fine, I'll move them. I made her put them in the garage.

And then. Now they're lingering in my pantry. I can smell the ghost of them. Right. And I can't be having it. But see, this is why I mean, I don't drink Jim Beam, but if I smelt it, I wouldn't be that enraged. No, I know.

And I've had whopping nights on bourbon and coke as well, but it's just something about that particular evening. Uh-huh. The first ever took it too far night of my life. Yeah, yeah. You know, 16, I didn't know. And it's just, it's cursed me. And now I'm a strict no Fijoa house.

And my mum has broken that rule time after time, and she will be punished. She will be punished. I don't know how, but it's just disgusting. Because that vodka, it's still around eight. Does the Fijol vodka still around? I think so, yeah. It is.

It is, and it's 42 below it. The only idea it's still doing it. The smell was... I know. It smelled more like Fijas than Fijos. Than Fijeras. Yeah. It was a wild time.

It haunts me, I can smell it now. So please don't bring them into the office. I can't be hearing of it. This is a real... This is a double down on the fact about Fijos. The bloody guava moth. Ah! I'm sorry, but now she-

You just rumoured down. Now she knows that those Fijals sitting in the sink not only left a stink. They may have been harboring an invasive... No! No!