ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd October 2024

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has found a ploy to try get a free ride...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Second time actually this has occurred. Let me paint a picture for you. This is about me, isn't it? This is about me.

Last Friday, Friday gone, I had suggested that we go check out the new outlet mall in Auckland Manawa Bay This is like it's a dress mart It's kind of like that Like outlet I said that dipshit

Woah I'm sorry I'm a little peeved with our friend Fletch here I'm a little peeved Now I said oh my god this Manawa Bay I'm just reading about'm a little peeved with our friend Fletch here. I'm a little peeved. Now, I said, oh, my God, this Manawa Bay, I'm just reading about it now. It looks amazing. And Fletch was like, oh, my God, we should go on Friday. This was last Friday.

And I was like, oh, my God, we absolutely should. He was like, oh, my God, that would be perfect. And then you could, like, drop me to the airport. And I was like, what time's your flight? And the time of your flight was too early that actually what it would have been was I drive you to the airport and then I go to Manawa Bay on my own. Yeah, it was me veiling a ride to the airport. Here's the fucking twist.

So Hayley's like, I want to go with you. We won't have time. Yeah, so I said, no, I'm not just driving him out to the airport. Then you get to the airport to find that your flight has been delayed seven hours. Karma is a bitch. So wait, before, yeah, okay, we all know what's coming. Because the outlet is next door to the airport. Yeah.

Can I just say, when an airline cancels a flight, quote, engineering issue, I want to see the fucking paperwork. Oh, quote, engineering issue. Yeah. I want to see the fucking paperwork. Oh, God. I want to see. What do you know? You know what they were talking about a Rolls Royce engine. I want to see a report with a picture of the flap that was fucked or the switch in the cockpit that was broken.

What are you accusing them of? Well, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm not accusing them of anything, but I'm saying. He was accused of tall reds. I'm saying because you're pointing two fingers. Quite a lot. And people that live in the regions know this very well, that sometimes flights are cancelled. Yeah. Engineering

issues or whatever. Yeah. But a lot of the time, it's consolidating flights because they're not full enough. Yeah, totally. And I'm not saying that's what happened at the weekend, but being bumped from midday. Well, it was your mother's birthday and you were off to a buffet. I'm just saying I want to see the report.

I want to see the broken flap or something. Shut up, because this is what happened. I wanted to go to Manawu Bay with you. You said no because you were getting on a flight and actually it was just a disguise for a ride. And then your flight gets delayed. So what you do you call up a friend a mutual friend and where do you head the fucking manawa bay with dr shawnee not me and you have a great time you send videos of yourself with new nike shoes and hanging out and having a fun time at manawa

bay i could have been there i could have been there having a fun time at Manawo Bay. I could have been there. I could have been there having a fun time. That's what I wanted to do with my morning. Yeah, you could have been. You would love it too. Anyway, so cut to this week. And I said to you, you were telling me how great it is. And I said that I wanted to go.

And I was like, I want to go. And then you were like, I'd love to go back. We should go on Friday. And I was like, I want to go. And then you were like, I'd love to go back. We should go on Friday. And I was like, we should go on Friday. And then you revealed your true colours once more that actually you have another flight to catch on Friday at the same effing time that would not allow any time for you to come to Manawa Bay with me

and actually you're just wanting a ride. Again, yeah. This is all I am to him. You should drive the other come to Manawa Bay with me and actually you're just wanting a ride. Again, yeah. This is all I am to him. You should drive the other way to Manawa Bay, come in from the south and then he's got to walk a K. Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy.

Do you know what I mean? Fuck this guy. I did feel sorry for his stupid little face when his flight got delayed six hours and he went to Manawa Bay and then went back to the airport and just sat there like, hmm. I know and then you and I were like,

man, I'd be hoon in the, because we've got a lounge membership through work. I'd be hooning the drinks. But you had to drive at the other end. You couldn't even do that. I was like, God. Anyway, you just, it's just screw you. We'll go on Friday.

I'm nothing but a taxi driver to you. We're not going on Friday. You just want me to drop you to the airport. Yeah, but then you go check it out by yourself. You'll love it. No, I'm not going on Friday. I'm going to go on my own on a day of my choosing drop you to the airport But then you go check it out by yourself You'll love it No I'm not going on Friday I'm going to go on my own On a day of my choosing

Not via the airport And I'm never driving you to the airport ever again Wow Yep Bold call You can ask your other friend Vaughn Alan Smith I'm not going

Do you want to go to a Factory outlet store? Do I want to go to a fucking outlet? No Yeah exactly Do you want to go to a Does your wife know this is open? Don't She'd love it I imagined it Because you know what I saw A jujuba What do you want to go to a fucking outlet? No. Yeah, exactly. Do I want to go to a... Does your wife know this is open? Don't.

I imagined it, because you know what I saw? A jujuba. What do you want to take her? I saw a jujuba outlet. Oh, my God. Not a jujuba. She loves a jujuba. She loves a jujuba.

A dekjuba. A dekjuba. And I nearly messaged her, and I thought, no, I'm not encouraging. Don't. No, don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Anyway. God, who knew you were such a prick?

I did. I think Vaughn did. Yeah, Vaughn's known. You should have warned me harder. For a while.