ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd October, 2025

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; A celebrity bullied Hayley into making a purchase...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and just a reminder you have until the 31st of October to get in your Christmas cocktail special requests. You can go to our Instagram, FVH, ZM. There's a link in bio or ZM online our show page and submit your info and we'll do those over December January when we're away. Yes. And we have a few cocktails and record the special in November. It's fun. Yes.

It's fun. We've actually nailed it. We've sort of adjusted the event over years, haven't we, on how to do it right, how to have fun and not be in pain. The next day. The next day. I mean, we're doing it on a Tuesday. And so there will be a Wednesday show coming up in November where it's a bit, I'm probably out the gate. The first one I did, I had a gash on my leg.

You know what I mean? That's how out of hand it got. Now we're responsible. Now someone born has a new phone inbound. Oh, yeah. So. Do you know why? You know I've been raw dogging this phone for about a year now.

And what is it, a 13? A 14. It's a 14. It has a cracked camera lens. It is chipperoo to smithereens. The glass on the back is shattered, but I have just... It was almost like a sort of badge of on it. It's like how I held onto my iPod for ages.

You know what I'm not letting it go out. I held onto my discipline for ages. When I see people with no case, I just don't understand how you can do it because I drop my phone so much. Clearly same. Yeah, but they can get it. Anyway, okay. Anyway, and the phone is just cucka anyway. Like, it's just shit.

So, but I was like, I don't care it's been working for me. And then you may have saw that, you may have sawed that I was over in Australia recently hosting the Australian, have you been paying attention. Yeah. And on the show was guest quiz master Tim Minchin, who is like one of my comedy icons, legend, someone who I was so inspired by. He wrote the modern Matilda musical. He did. Which is phenomenal. phenomenal.

Yeah. And he also, what TV show was he in? Was it California Cations? Drugs, California Cachian. Yes. Upright. Apparently is amazing he's in that. It's about like getting a piano across Australia or something.

Yeah, yeah. He's just, yeah, Aaron raves about upright. He's so, so talented. And I was, like, starstruck. Wow, yeah. Meeting like, you know, someone who's inspired me so much. And so I met him.

Did you play it cool? No, fuck, you know me. No, yeah, I know. Oh, my God. It's like, anytime I meet anyone I, like, love I'm attracted to or I'm, like, really inspired by, or a huge fan of. That's why coming to work every day with us is so hard for you. I have a pep talk down in the car, play it cool, you know?

It's just fletch and vaughn. It's just fletching for. Straw buddies, just chill. Just buddies. Yeah, yeah. Just legends. Living legends I get to work with every day. So, anyway, I meet him, and I'm sort of really shy and whatnot,

and then we do the segment, and I just, like, can't work up the courage to ask for a photo. and then so we're doing the show we did a little rehearsal and then the show's recording in front of a live audience and I quickly say to one of the producers like can you grab my phone I'm going to get a selfie and I was holding up the phone and I managed to say like oh can I get a quick selfie and he'd like to

we got on like a house on fire it gave me a big hug and he followed me on Instagram and he thought it's funny and oh I was chuffed and then I say okay we get a quick selfie so I hold out I've got a good selfie arm I always tell people that holding it out like this and I went like that and the of light was reflecting like a shadow on me from my phone.

He was like, God, you get a bloody shadow. Pass me the phone and I'll do it. And he picked up the phone and was like, holy crap, ooh. He said, ooh. It's a 14. I've still got a 12. I know, but it wasn't just that it's a 14 and obviously it's so small. No, but it looks like, it looks like a 10.

It looks like a 10. It's so cheap. It's got 10 energy. It literally like cuts your hand a little bit at the bottom with the glass shards and everything. And I was like, when Tim Minchin says, oh my God, ooh to your heart. phone that's time for an upgrade and so it's only for the fact that he shamed you and peer pressured you i've ordered the new iphone you've ordered the new iphone yeah i mean i'll benefit greatly from it and i tell you what that thing's going in a case yes i have made haley buy a case also maybe

maybe buying an expensive one we are probably going to need to be ready vaughn for and this happened to me when i upgraded the last time i got an iphone because i'm i'm already been ahead of you yes um not to brag yeah but the selfie camera is fucking awful why because it's too good oh like it's hair's chin hairs the forward facing cameras now are insane and you see everything because even on this 14 you see more than you would desire to yeah i want to blur you know know what I mean? Because I'm a hairy, you know, wrinkles and I've really been seeing the eyebags recently.

You might have to take filter photos and save those and post those. Yikes. Right. I'm just saying we might need to be here for support one because there could be some lows. Wait, are you saying she keeps the iPhone 14? For front facing stuff? For the more blurred front facing stuff. Okay, so a double fire.

It's that bad. Or buy an old 10 for the selfie camera. Hazy fog. Hazy fog. Hazy fog. Oh, perfect.