ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd September 2023

Episode Date: September 2, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan gets excited over Hayleys skip!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, last week, Vaughan came over to... What? What? I was going to say, you mentioned something prior to my I'll pop over.

You said... So you just want to reiterate that it wasn't for a nice social visit. What did we have? We had an ingrowness spagliato. Oh no just an ingrowness.

Not a spagliato. Vaughn would like to reiterate that it was a forced visit. I didn't want to socialise with you. And I also saw the look in Sade's eyes

the minute she was like. She was like. I think she was ready to kick off but we had to go pick the girls up from school and as Hayley said do you want another drink?

I said, no, we've got to get the girls from school Hayley yelled at us as we were leaving You did this, you did this to yourself You chose that You chose this life Which is exactly what you want to have screamed at you When you're off to pick your kids up from school And then me and Az kicked on

That's our sweet life But you came over because we were mentioning You said you were going to get a skip. I love getting a skip. Oh, it's a big skip. I love filling up a skip. I actually scooted past one outside

a construction site today on the way to work and it was like overflowing. And I was like, and there was so much wood in there and I was like,

I don't even need wood but I was like, you could do so much with that and they're just chucking it out. Here's a little something that I'll admit to.

When we first started our renovation, consciousness was really i was thinking about it a lot like how could be less wasteful how we put less junk in you get a few months into it it's you can't keep up yeah you should be pulling shit out of the walls you're like well what do you do with these old bags you gotta put them in the bin and you can't burn the timber because it's all treated it's treated it's tantalized yeah know. So in our whole backyard, luckily we've got a long driveway, it must be nice it is, is like stacked with wood. Yeah. And as the reno's coming to being, you know, getting there,

moving further forward, it's all now junk wood, bits, offcuts, bits of shit that we're not going to use. Yeah. You can't on-sell it. Some of it's been outside. Some of it's not long enough. So it just goes in a skit. It's nuts, the waste from the construction industry.

It is truly nuts, and I am contributing to that wholeheartedly. Which is where Womble Vaughan comes in. Wandering around with his car. What have we got here? Have you got some freebies? So you offered your services today. I also love loading a skip. I love chucking things in a skip because the noise that goes,

dong, when you chuck stuff in a skip. We've got a biggie. We've got a walk-in skip. Oh, God. It's a 12 cubic meters. Like ones that you open the back end. Oh, yeah. Those are the big dogs.

But the reason this came about is because Vaughn came over. We're like, come fish through some stuff. You want to add a bit to your girls' tree heart. I want to put some benches in the garage and the lengths of wood. Perfect for that. Yeah, that kind of stuff. But then when you came over, we had a Negroni. Then you felt overwhelmed.

There was a lot. I don't know where to start. And Aaron's like, you can take that. I was like, that's like a load-bearing 6x2. And he's like, I don't want it. And I'm just like, oh, God. And then it just got too much. But then Vaughn said, look, I'll help you load the skip.

And as we're doing it, I'll take some stuff. Well, Aaron just said to me, hey, is Vaughn, because we're going to head home soon, is Vaughn going to pop by? I'm leaving some nice stuff out of the skip to see if he wants it. And I said, yeah, he's coming to help us load it. And he said, well, we're mostly there. It's 9.30 in the morning. This guy doesn't fuck around, though.

I know. I love that he's left you some treats, though. That's pretty cute. So Aaron's curated some treats. Plus the back of the skip will still be open if you want to have a proper, you know. Oh, I just chucked some stuff in. I just love getting stuff in. Rambler jambler.

Yeah, I know. Have you ever thrown glass bottles in one of those recycle ones? Oh, my god and they smash every oh so good the best is where you smash not only the bottle you threw but the bottle it hits yes it's a double smash yeah for the price of one smash it's gonna be a really satisfying afternoon i think because everything was looking absolutely terrible yeah now the other thing though that that blows my mind thinking about wastage and such is the screws and the nails. They don't get wasted. No, no. You drive over them and they pop nicely into your tire.

Yeah, yeah. That's always. Those big, beautiful tornado screws or bugles or whatever they're called. Oh, God, I love them. They're thick and they grunt right in and they grip and they go. Yeah, they're like. They hold things together and they go. They've got a hex head on them. They're an erotic

screw. Yeah. I found three of them on the ground. I think those go for about a buck each. Yeah. Yeah. Oh they just drop out of people's pockets and they just leave them on the ground. I'm bringing around my magnets. My fishing magnets. Oh yeah. I'm going to make sort of an apparatus to tow behind myself maybe and I'm going to drag

them up and down Hayley's driveway collecting all the rogues screws and nails. Yeah, good stuff. Fun afternoon, Fleece. Do you want to come over? Absolutely not. Alright.

What have you got on? We've got the gym. Mints. No, I've got the gym and Hayley's already bailed on that again. Yeah, can't be fucked. Should we get in the lifts?

Yeah, I'll be doing that. Oh yeah, that's true. I'll make sure she squats into every time she projects something into the skip. There you go. We all win.