ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd September 2024

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley borrowed from Vaughan and something broke. Who's to blame?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Just hydrating before the Little Bit of Pod. Oh, should we all have a little hydration? I think we should all just have a little bit of hydration. I've had a lot of hydration today.

And more dogging in the cup. We're in a big water test today. I filled this up before I left home and look at how out of breath I am from just drinking. Saturday I didn't drink enough water. I woke up in a big water case today. I filled this up before I left home, and look at how out of breath I am from just drinking. Saturday, I didn't drink enough water. I woke up with a headache. Yeah, nine times out of ten, it's a dehydration headache. Yeah. And the other time, it's a tumor.

It's a tumor. It's not a bit of an issue to raise. Yeah. Long time listeners of the show may remember, it has been mentioned a few times, that Hayley borrowed my old Dyson. Oh, yeah. A request was made.

Because what? You ruined your own vacuum cleaner in the early stages. Of the renovation. Nothing kills a vacuum like jib dust. Yeah, but nobody ever told us in school that jib dust wrecks a vacuum cleaner. Because I wrecked a vacuum cleaner, and I didn't even know that was a thing. That's why now we have a Renault vacuum that we're just happy to, it's one of those wet back, you know, just happy to.

Is that the Karcher WD6? Yeah, yeah. And we've got the same vac. Fuck, that thing's unstoppable. So good. And you can also make a bagless, which makes it better. And you can, you know, just raw dog out. But I needed one once the wooden floors went down.

I was like, I don't have a house vac and I don't want to buy one yet. So I borrowed Vaughan's. I said, do you happen to have a spare? The Dyson Ball vac. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Great vacuum yet. So I borrowed Vaughan's. I said, do you happen to have a spare? The Dyson Ball Vac. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Great vacuum cleaner.

What I have to admit. Better than the, I'll say, it's a pain in the ass that it's corded, but better than the battery never goes. Your other Dysons, the cordless Dysons. Well, I live in a small apartment, so I can, well, nearly get it all done. You've got to be very quick and efficient.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise you've got to charge kind of before you hit the last road. Yeah. Well, we're shopping around at the moment because your vacuum scratched our floor. Wait, so it's Vaughn's fault? I'm not blaming Vaughn.

I'm not. It sounded like it though, didn't it? Who was vacuuming? Your vacuum. It was Aaron. And then as I went to see what was wrong with it, I was like going into a bit that I knew was going to be under a rug. So I was like, okay, let's test what's going on.

I sucked it all out, and I was like, what's wrong? I couldn't work it out. And then I did it all in the bit that was going to be under the rug, and I was like, no, I think I've fixed it. Moved out, huge scratch on the wood. I know. It's not on the wood. It's in the varnish.

But there's something. Oh, there's something. And so we were like, it's not on the wood. It's in the, you know, the varnish. Yeah. But there's something, oh, there's something. And so we were like, it's cursed. Return it. Is it on the wheel? Yeah, I think there's a bit of plastic that like is just gripping on or something like that. We're too sensitive and we're very precious about our new hardwood floors. We just paid like a bajillion dollars to do.

A bajillion dollars for that. Yeah. And we've scratched them. Anyway, not your fault. And I don't want you to feel any blame, and I don't want you to transfer any money for the cost to rebut the scratches out. I don't want you to feel like that would be your –

Well, I do want money transferred for my time, and it's going to take me to empty the vacuum cleaner. Who the fuck returns a vacuum cleaner without emptying out the cyclonic container? You didn't empty out the bag? I was so upset. No, there's no bag. It's bagless. It's cyclonic power. It didn't empty out the bag? I was so upset. No, there's no bag. It's bagless. It's cyclonic power.

It's got a canister thing that you like. Right, but you didn't empty the canister. No, I just popped it in my boot, and I've forgotten all the attachments. Don't know where they've gone. So there's something in the garage. But you can just empty the canister. You empty the canister.

You don't return a vacuum and not empty the canister. Your vacuum scratch my floors and i'm turning a blind eye to it you scratch your own floors but mistreating the vacuum to the point where a piece of plastic came loose this would be like returning somebody's like kitchen mixer with the batter still around the box you borrow a roast dish but you leave the crusted on potato skins in there you know you borrow the trailer and you leave it half full of the shit that you used to get rid of. Is that still in the thing? It's unbelievable behaviour.

It just went from the house into the back of the car. And it's a small canister. You'll be all right. It's my hair and pubes and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all. It's Aaron's pubes. They're great. That's the thing. In your house stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all. What's Aaron's pubes? Well, that's the thing.

In your house, it could be Aaron's or yours. Here. Well, you've both got long hair. He's got the beard. He's got the beard. You've got an outrageous flock of pubes. Oh, man. You know me.

Rock and fall bush. I'm going to wear a baggy pant, otherwise you see it. Yeah. I'm actually going to tip all of the stuff from the vacuum in a bag, and I'm going to find a murder scene, and I'm going to sprinkle it. So somebody gets implicated in a murder. I love that. What do you mean?

I'm going to go to prison. Well, fair enough. Empty the fucking vacuum. You should go to prison on that alone, but if I need to take you down for murder, I'll do that too. Fine. The ZM Podcast Network.