ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -3rd September, 2025

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has made a mid-week change! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This was weird. I did a mid-week sheet change. Yes. Piss yourself. No, no. What happened?

Because we were going away and we had a lot on and I was like, you know what? I'm just going to do the sheets now. I'm not going to do it Sunday. Yeah, yeah, lovely. You're either hungover. Hayley and I were talking about if you ever sleep in your sheets and you're hungover or really drunk, you have to clean the sheets the next day.

I cannot sleep in my drunk sheets. That's just, it's sweaty and steamy. So Sunday's always the best day for a sheet clean. So I just decided, because there was so much fun at the weekend, I just do it Wednesday, so then I get home, still have nice, crispy-ish sheets. Here we go. And you know what?

It was just nice and a weekday. To have a clean sheet experience. And I thought of a question, if you were super rich... Every day. Like, would, do you think, like, the Kardashians, like, people, these celebrities that have, like, housekeepers and stuff? And they have a fresh towel every day. Do you think that they, that they fresh bed sheet every day?

Like, would you? I would. If you had a housekeeper. Yeah. Yeah. No, because I like second day sheets. I go maybe every couple of days if I was really rich. Oh, yeah, that's a fair call, actually.

Sometimes that second sleep is softened a little bit to you. Not sweaty yet. Maybe three days? I don't know, but it's just like, when you get into the crisp sheets, they're so nice. So do we only change your sheet? once a week because we're poor. Is that what it was? Maybe. No, but see, I'll be honest with you, sometimes it's longer than a week. I was going to say, that's probably maybe a third. We've done it as a poll way back.

Right. We're definitely in a minority of the one weekers. I think it's two to a month, most people. Yeah. Which is fucking wild to me that people go a month without changing their sheets. I've just realized, I'm a single gal now. You just is just on upon you. Fuck! I have to switch sites. And then I'll go, every day. fortnight. Fuck yeah! I didn't even think about that.

Oh yeah! I'm going to do a week on the left and I'll do a week on the right and then I'll change a sheets. Are you and have an extra sleeper? Yeah. I'm kind of like an in the middle of the bed sleeper.

No, I'm not. Classic you. You fucking piece of shit. You're a single shit. It's my beard. You're greedy, uncompromising. I do what I do what I want? So if you've got a partner,

what would you do? What do you mean? What would you sleep on? Well, sometimes people stay over and it's really annoying. But you've got a small bedroom. You're not married. You'd have to go doorside.

I'm always doorside, yeah. Yeah, so easy to get out. I'm the protector. No, it's just easy. The daddy's the top, top, daddy. You don't want some power bottom gun on the door. Oh my God, intruder. Oh my God, no.

Get out. Oh, get out of. Get out on. It's just easy to go to the toilet in the middle of the night if you're by the door. Can I just say, and then this is going to sound like a brag, and I don't mean it to, but I do have a California king. And I do have a California king. And I don't move a lot. what when I sleep.

I reckon I could get three fucking weeks out of the bed. I'll go left, middle, right, change the sheets. This is brilliant. Yeah, maybe. It may be a good idea. It's really good. Or if you still want to sleep on the same bed, rotate the mattress. There's too much effort.

And there it is. We'll leave the fitted sheet on. Yeah, leave that. Yeah, and then just heavy. Flick the duvet and sheet. Oh, yeah. Flick the duvet like that way, like over the other side. Oh, yeah.

So Manky side is on top. Wait, do you not sleep? Do you not sleep with the top sheet? No, I do top sheet. Yeah, oh, people that don't top sheet. Because I have respect for my life. Fuck, yeah, I've got respect for me, my duvet, and just life. And the world, yeah.

Use a fucking top sheet. Use a top sheet. Who in anti-top sheet? Was it millennials? Gen Cs and younger millennials, I believe. Was it low-end millennials? Sweating into that duvet and you'll wash it once a year. I mean, they get anxious at everything.

I mean, surely get anxious at the state of how Manky you're making your duvet. blue light on that phone. Oh, no, don't do that.