ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd September 2026

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... we're on the countdown to Christmas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now, guys, depending on when you're listening to this and in what part of the world and what time zone, give or take, 112 days till Christmas. Wow. We just ticked over the four-month mark last week, didn't we, with the 25th of August. Yes. And now we're into September.

I'm moving my Christmas tree today. Right. In the rafters in my garage, it's all going to come out, so I'm dropping it down, and she's going into Stourage. Well, guys, I've seen it. Advent calendars in store. They've started. Yeah, I've had a couple of people. Yeah.

A couple of people who are massive fans of it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Yearly contributors have messaged me a few Advent calendars popping out. For listeners of the show for a long time, we know it's a segment. We used to run, but we stopped it because it just... It's just Christmas everywhere. Why did we stop it? It was, um, well, they got rid of the Santa, and when the Santa went up on, that's right, that was kind of why.

And that became like the 100%. But then Halloween got a big thing and it just kind of, yeah, kind of ruined it, didn't that? Yeah, it got real early there for a while and then no one had any money and still doesn't. So maybe it's backed off a little bit. Yeah. But I mean, just same old, same old every year, too, you know? I want to get a cool Advent calendar. I've never done the, but you know the cool ones where it's like perfume or like alcohol or like something cool.

It is the Lego ones But then I look at the back of the mum Just like, I'd just rather spend that money On the one decent set of Lego But there are... Yeah, but you miss out on the fun, don't you? Every day. I'm opening it, yeah.

We need a little bit moment of joy every day. Do you know, I thought it would be a great moment now for me to ruin Christmas for some people. Do it. But I didn't realize that Whamageddon rules State from the 1st of December. I thought it was any time. I was going to ruin...

We should just start playing it from January 1st, you know what I mean? And just... Because there's a website. Do you know there's a Whamageddon website? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whamageddon.com. Yeah.

So this is, if you don't know what it is, it's like you've got to try to avoid hearing it for as long as possible, right? Yes, you've got to survive until the 24th, becoming the envy of your friends and family, enjoy being a Christmas skin, cringe. He was gay. He was. We know, well-known, yeah. Loved it.

Well, you're famously found in the toilet. Soliciting. Soliciting. Soliciting. physical genital contact. He loved a parked toilet cruise, didn't he, George Michael? He loved it. I've been to one of the toilets that he actually famously was arrested in.

Yeah, we were in Hollywood, yeah, yeah. All of a toilet actually had great taste of neighbourhoods to get sucked off by strangers. Well, you know, we're somewhat Limited Haley. It's your favourite place to get sucked off by strangers. Who applied cumularia doesn't have any real appealing public toilets. Now, your Riverhead public toilets are

spacious there by the rugby grounds. They are nice. That'd be a great place to get sucked off. You've also got some pine forest It'd be good for cruising. Yeah, actually God, I'm surrounded by cruising spots. Do the guys not get hay fever? Because I want to go this time of the year

with the pollen. Cruising in a pine forest. Most of them just use an app now, Vaughn. They don't need to. You know what? We need less screen time. Look up. Get out there.

Find some of the classic cruising spots. And Hamilton down there by the Waikato River. Bishop's Landing. Used to be Frankitz Park in Wellington was one, but it's sort of changed. Yeah. Frank Hats Park on the Walson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where that famous slide was where all the kids were, like, nailing themselves. It can't be gay cruising around a playground.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't they bloody non-polished down Frank Kitts? Yeah, I know. So, Wayne Frank Kitts would have loved it. I don't even know who Frank Kitts was, but... It was his purpose in life. Who was Frank Kitt? To leave a legacy like that.

I'm looking at Frank Kitt's, former member of New Zealand Parliament, originally from the South Island, served in the military. He was a Labor Party, is this member of Parliament for Wellington Central. I get sucked. Oh, you can't say that. They're not saying that? No. He's married to Iris.

Yeah. Iris. Well, good on air. Iris. Anyway, wherever you're planning on getting your, your old fellow tangoed with. Be safe out there, right? We should do a map.

Remember we did maps of the best scoops around? Yeah. Let's do places to get sucked off. Oh, those bluestone toilets that are renovated in Auckland Central? No, that's, that's gone. The city rail are. The blue stone wall, they kept there with the public toilets.

No, there's no toilets. It's, it's a ventilation shaft. the gays would have ventilated a shaft to in their time when those stuff like that's too. All right P

to all these amazing cruising spots is lost to grind it really lost a lost art I know too easy look up

get out there and bloody look up and get down that'll do that'll do