ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th April, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Little bit of pod. Guys, I'm going to do something that I have, in fact, not done in years. Okay. I'm getting a wax. Okay. A Fandango wax.

A Fanny wax. Because you've been all about the laser. I've had laser. So I've had laser. That's the Samoan version of laser. I've had laser on my armpits. I've had laser everywhere. But I've had laser on my armpits, legs

and full Brazilian. And I didn't upkeep it. You've got to do the top up and I didn't. Light fluffy hairs are everywhere. So they're not offensive or anything. Right, but why don't you just go in for a laser

touch up? Because it's got to be like, I sort of wanting to get rid of it you know because i'm traveling and i'll be going to the beach and i'm just going to be like you know what i mean well you can't exactly get the area laser treated if it's going to be exposed to sun and because i've been sunbathing so much this summer which i i know is bad but i look incredible yeah um i. I was like, I'm not going to do. You two both look very brown. I know, but I'm not going to do any laser because you can't be in the sun. Yeah, you can't get lasered when your skin's tan.

Yeah, I know. You've got to be pasty white. But I don't know. I was like, I feel a bit embarrassed that I'm coming in for this wax. I'm doing full legs, pits, and bits. Oh, wow. And then, you know, the face I'm dealing with. Do you get a discount for doing all the bits?

Nah. Okay. Nah. What's some a discount for doing all the bits? Nah. Okay. Nah. What's some sort of like five for three search? You know, I would have thought if, you know, it's per hour or something. No, it's not. I know. There wasn't an option to tick neck down.

Do you know what I mean? There wasn't an option to go like eyeball down. Eyeball to toe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nose to toe. Yeah. But that's essentially what I want. That's what I want to get.

They could call that package the slippery seal. Yeah, nose to toe. Yeah. But that's essentially what I want. That's what I want to get. They could call that package the slippery seal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the slippery seal. And the whole thing just gets waxed. And then in a week, the slippery seal becomes the itchy witch. But do you know what I was worried about? And this is a question maybe the girls could chime in on, is when I used to get Brazilians before I lasered my vagina. Please call it a fandango.

Please, please, Hayley, it's a pussy. It's a pussy. Oh! Come on. Beep that out. No, no. We're not beeping pussy. It's a cat.

Puswa. Puswa. Puswa. Please. Stop it. So, girls, before I ever lasered it, you know, like, I had normal textured pubic hair, and it's good for a wax

because the wax has to grip to it and rip it out. Now that I have like feathery soft fluff and just patchy bits of it, is that going to hurt worse, do you reckon? It's going to snap the hairs as we go? I reckon it'll stick to your skin. Because they say if you get it when it's too short, it's taking your skin with it. It needs space to grab.

Shit. It's like when you tweeze a hair. It's easier to tweeze a hair than a stub. Yeah. And if not, you're grabbing your hair with your skin. They'll tell you if it's too short. Well, it's not the length of it. It's not the length of it.

It's the vibe of it. The vibe. Right. The vibe of my pubes. The vibe of your pubes are off. Eerie fluff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I feel like you have a conversation with them.

Okay. Because as a fellow laser galley, I get what you're saying. The softness. It's like lighter. Yeah, lighter and kind of free. Free and fluff. You don't even notice it's there. You may be able to do half wax or a thin wax.

Is that a thing? Maybe, why don't you just use some duct tape? That's a great idea. He's got it. That's a good idea. Roll of got it. That's a good idea. Roll of that. $9 for a roll of that. Why don't we get a roll of duct tape and a peach and do a test?

Yeah, because it is a peach fuzz. It's peach fuzz. Yeah. Fletch has already eaten his peach for the day, though. Yeah, I have. I've only got one mandarin left, and that's not furry. The boy loves eating peach. He does.

Oh, you beep that as well. I refuse. He does. Oh, you. Beep that as well. I refuse. Beep your fucking mouths out. Beep your fucking mouths out. There's no need to beep it. We're all grown-ups here. We're all grown-ups.