ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th April 2026

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

Just Between Us... why did you dump a friend??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listener discretion is advised This podcast is not for Little ears Well, that is true We are away on Easter break The Big Pod is returning in the live show On Monday the 13th of April and just between us. It's a question we ask on our Instagram.

It's an anonymous question box and today why did you break up with a friend? Oh, juice. Love that. Why? What happened? Friend turned to drugs and bad people and I wasn't about that, reads our first response. Good on you. That is sad, but you know.

You can only do what you can do. You only can do. I broke up with my friend because she sided with my workplace bully, reads another. Oh, okay. That's not what you want. You want your friend to be on your side. Yeah. It's hard because you're my friend and my workplace bully.

Yeah, I know, which is nice, though. Because I'm on your side. You're on my side and then dishing it out. Yeah. It's a nice balance. It is, actually. It's the yin and yang. My friend borrowed a dress and never gave it back

and then denied ever borrowing it. Oh, yeah. Oh, weird. So she stole from you. It is weird, though, as you get older, you go quality over quantity of friends. Yeah, you just like, I can't be bothered with that. Yeah, you don't.

Yeah. Yeah, off your trot. See some friends that just like just have to put up with so much bullshit from friends and you're just like, get rid of these people out of your life. Yeah, what's the purpose of a friend? It's to make your life more enriched and more fun. Don't be looking back and they're like, oh, the drag this person's been. They blamed my kid.

Don't say that because Fletch really. So we've been dragging. Yeah, we've been dragging the day. Really? Because it was, you just asked Vaughn to do your hedges again today. And he was like, fuck again. Nothing you find she said. We all drag a little.

each other a little bit. But the joy we provide is bigger. Vaughan is helping me move a table after the show. Yeah, and he's got to do my hedges, mate. They're out of control. And actually, it's shame for you it's taking you this long. Starting to think, we're the dragon, Vaughn. A wee dragon.

At least it's not me. At least you've got a free trip to Bali, I'll just say that. Keep paying that off. If it's Bali again. I had to let someone go. They blamed my kid for giving their kid Exma and wouldn't let it go. Now, I don't know a lot about Exma.

That's not catchy. It sure isn't. That's not contagious. No, that's in too. Do we know that for... Yeah. It's not. Okay.

I'm an exma kid. No. Oh, yucks. It's internal. It's not contagious. Imagine the... Shut up, athletes for. That by the way...

Yeah, it's all gone. I'm still on my lamassal though. I'm not letting up. Okay, well, no showers at mine until you're fully clear at least a week. Not contagious. Can't be spread through touching, sharing items or any form of contact. It's a chronic, non-infectious, inflammatory skin condition caused by genetics. So that person doesn't need to be bloody their friends kid.

Needs people in their shitty parents. anonymously we asked why did you break up with a friend they wanted me to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend that'd make things awkward if you're not into it yeah hard to come back from that so we see you've got to have an even number otherwise someone's missing out so you know what if you go from two to four four six eight ten ten twelve twelve everybody has no i think three is the golden number you've got two and then someone's three but you've got to have sexual um someone's got to be a bit fluid on the Kinsey Scow. Yeah, yeah.

Up and down, back and around. Just an idea, guys. Just floating it. So it's two or a dozen. Even numbers. Okay, two or 12. I walked in and I'm calling my wife the sea bomb. Never owned up to it, never apologised and then ghosted.

Oh, wow. So, no longer friends. Is your wife a sea, though? Yeah. I broke up with my friend. I couldn't stand a demonic child. Oh, yeah, fair. Yeah, that's wild.

I tear apart. Didn't go to my dad's funeral because he said he didn't know him well. What the fuck, man? You know me. You go for me. Yeah, you go. You're going for your friends and stuff. Imagine, are you going to come to my mum's view?

No, it sounds boring. I don't really know. It was a bit boring. Yeah, that's miserable. Luckily, a lot of them now have a Zoom link. Just saying. I'll Zoom in. I had to break up with a friend. She was using me as an alibi so she could have a fear.

Oh, wow. Oh, just going for a weekend a way up north with Thingy. Yeah. What's his face? What's his chops. Yeah, what's his chops. Aliby. Alibis.

Um, tried to guilt me into being her surrogate. Guilt? What? I'm sorry, that's just not coming around to cut Haley's Hedges. That is cooking a baby inside you. I actually take hedges very seriously, a lot more seriously than some people take, sorry, later. Can I borrow your Bissile and your uterus? Yeah.

That's wild. I mean, take the compliment that you'd be a great human baby machine maker. Yeah, totally. Yeah. I had to break up with a friend because they got right into being a conspiracy theorist. Oh, yeah. That's a shame, but yeah, yeah. People have lost people like that.

They hosted my ex-fiancee stagdoo with his new fiancé, the woman he cheated on me with. Oh, that's odd. That's odd. No, you shouldn't do that. No, that's crossing the line. You just say, look, no. I can't host that. I can't host that.

Even if you're still friends of him, no. I can't host that. I broke up with my friend. She cheated on her boyfriend with a 19-year-old American. Now, no word as to how old they were. Yeah. It feels like a younger, young, young American way. How hot was the American, though?

But 19. Yeah. And the accent? No, I feel, oh, wait. This is her podcast. Are Americans listening now? They can be. And we love you.

We love the accent. Love your accent. Actually, I do love the Californian accent. Yeah, California. This is because it's California. She sabotaged her marriage and then tried to sabotage mine. Oh, no. How?

Was she doing it with a bomb, a timed bomb? That's a, maybe. Doesn't sound she's blown shit apart. Sabotage. She's blown up. My marriage is. She's blowing hers up. So today's just between us.

Just between us. We asked why you broke up with friends and boy, you sure did.