ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th August 2026

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch has loads of luggage...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of POD. Welcome to a little bit of Paud. Well, well, wow, look who's come crawling back. For Mama Sprouse, How, pay? Listen to that. Listen to that. Now, this is insane. What do you mean?

It's insane. You bought an expensive suitcase, not even that long ago. One trip to Europe, and it is fucked. Yeah. I bought a cheap suitcase granted. I don't travel as much as you, but I bought one years ago, bright yellow. Years ago. Still going strong.

Yeah. Do you know, I don't think I'll ever spend money on a suitcase again, ever? No, but this is the thing. I've got the same one. You bought it because I bought it. And you liked it. And mine is sturt, and I travel a lot. I travel every weekend. So I have I've been away for four weeks and traveled with it

before, and it's gone to Ozzie a couple of times. So it's been around, it's been used. But you have this big trunk suitcase that was expensive and they got fucked overseas. So I actually was on the plane and I saw them loading it and I was like, I didn't see them load this case, my case, but other people's and like they were half thing. Because in New Zealand on our domestic flights they load them all into the cargo hold, you know, those steel.

Like crate kind of thing. And then they put that up and then they put it in Europe. All the flights I were getting, they put the ramp up with a little conveyor about. and then half them from the trolleys. Really? Like, halfing them. Like, didn't give a care in the world. Cheap airlines too, and they couldn't give a fuck.

They're not got paid enough. And yours got absolutely big. Yeah, so I, like, landed and I was like, oh, and it's hard plastic, so it doesn't get fucked. So it's, like, pierced through. Yeah, and so I had to get duct tape. I had to get duct tape from a hardware store and, like, for the rest of my trip.

And then you arrived somewhere else, and it got more fucked. It got even more fucked on another part. So I was like, well, this is why you don't buy an expensive suitcase. And so now, and I actually emailed the suitcase people, and they sent me a brand new one, because it's got a lifetime warranty, so that's pretty cool. So it's great. But now I've got two suitcases, one fucked, one completely brand new. And I'm like, where do you put one when you live in an apartment?

Where do you go out? You don't have a car. This gives big take to the tip. Yeah. And then a timely for you, that old Renaultzbrow's got another skip. Auntie Haley's got a skip. Oh, I love a skip. I know, mate.

No work just has constant skips downstairs. Yeah, the trouble is this suitcase has my name and blazing on. It literally is Fletch. We could peel that off. It was free. It was free. Not embroidering, free screen printing. I get a graph knife and cut out that square and chucked out it in the other one in another bin somewhere out.

I thought about it. Bring it in and I'll put it in my skip and I'll load it with trash. But you just brought to my attention a great idea. Because it's not carbon fiber, is it? It's like a plasticy. I don't know. Like a hard plastic? Yeah.

I'm going to put the ass. send of a hammer through this man. A bit of more of your therapy with the hammer. I think it's helping. Is it? I think it's helping. I demoed a whole wooden box and that was great pulling. And you know when you get a bit of wood and you're like

and one bit of the hammers, the nails not come out so you bend it and it's it. And I've been demoing the garage. I'm going to absolutely beat the shit out of your suitcase. For you and the injustice of the airline and the damage you received and the pain for your trip.

And for me and just all of the range that I sort of internally have inside of myself. I think next I'm just going to get one of those mom and dad's zip up fabric suitcases. You know, get the, and you buy those things from the travel shop, the buckles. Yeah, I'll strap it around and then I'll get those people to wrap it in plastic. I don't want to be Chappelle Corby. I'm not getting drugs put into my bag. No, yeah, I think that's wise. But for now, thank you to me for getting rid of it for you.

Yes, thank you, Auntie Haley. And thank you, Nephew Fletch for the rage. I'm going to release Asafo. Thank you.