ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th December 2023

Episode Date: December 3, 2023

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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod A Little Bit of Pod Just brainstorming some I don't know if we need a jingle I just feel like a jingle would be good

Right, we've got the gym soon after the show Guys, I'm a Stay tuned everybody, this will be a great one No, guys, I'm a red shoe guy now I do red gym shows Oh, I'm a... Stay tuned, everybody. This will be a great... No, guys, I'm a red shoe guy now. I do red gym shoes. Oh, I saw. I did not know you had joined a gang. I am...

Oh, my God, I didn't even think about that. Dude, I... I do red shoes now. I don't know what the hell happened. I see anybody in red shoes. I'm like, gang. They're in a gang. No, I'm not in a gang.

I saw you shopping for these, and it was sent to the gaggle chat, as in, like, he's a red shoe guy now. I didn't know you were going to buy them. Oh my God, I bought, do you know what? It's Dr. Shawnee's fault because he wears red shoes. They're very flawed. They're very, he's not in a gang.

And I don't know what happened. Like, I think because they were on special, it was Black Friday. Yeah, of course. 28th of October, 2022. The stuff story reads, a black power leader has been acquitted twice on charges of stabbing people, in part allegedly due to them wearing red shoes. Oh, my God. You are going to get fucking stabbed.

What, in a gym class? Yes. Yeah. What, you think that people in gangs don't work out? You'll be on the bike and you'll be like, I'm not getting away from them, and they'll just be standing there. They'll be shanking me.

The lady next to me will be shanking me. You've walked into a world of crime and trouble. Oh, my God, I'm not getting away from them. And they'll just be standing there. They'll be shanking me. The lady next to me will be shanking me. You've walked into a world of crime and trouble. Oh my God, I didn't even know. Yeah. But I look way too cute to be in a gang. Also, this is on Quora. What is the conspiracy theory about red shoes? Red shoes is a used symbol between the high elite pedophiles and human trafficking and

child bleeders. You bleed children and you drink the blood. Spill a little on your shoes. And that's why my shoes are red. But you're wearing them red so it doesn't. Oh my God. I'm just trying to have a look at the photo that was sent to the group chat of these red shoes.

Okay, so do you know what? Have you got them on? So I put them on and they are the most comfortable shoes you will ever wear in your entire life. They're a lot, eh? They're a lot. I don't like them. They're a lot.

Do you know what? They're redder than that photo. Did they not come in black? They didn't come in black. They didn't come in black. They didn't come in white or grey? They didn't come in any other colour that was nice. Not a white or grey? Wait, wait, wait.

What were the other colour options? No, there was only another colour that was like a purpley teal colour. That's nice though. That reminds me of your days working in New Zealand. Bit gay. Bit gay. Purple. That's not a problem.

Wasn't purple the gay colour In the 90s As long as you don't have An earring in your left ear You're fine But if you're wearing purple It's your right Uh oh Yeah

You're about to see them Yeah I'm going to the gym with you And Maybe Because I'm just wearing white shoes I'm just wearing normal white shoes Oh god I've made a terrible decision Haven't I

This is Dr Shawnee's fault Because he said they look really good He's an enabler though Yeah but he's a red shoe He's a burgundy shoe He's got all You know those all birds Shawnee's fault because he said they look really good he's an enabler though yeah but he's a red shoe he's a burgundy he's got all you know those all birds that are like

yeah because he's a homeopathic doctor yeah and a homeosexual he believes he's not a homeopath he's a homeosexual he'd probably wear

purple shoes he thinks water has memory he doesn't I can remember what it was okay this is gonna get back to him in a you're gonna be in his bad books you're gonna be in the bad books

crystals in the soul because that'll sort out your fallen arches. No. A bit of Rose Corse. He shoved a blue agate up my butt. Did he? And he said it will heal all my wounds. And I was like, what? Really?

Oh, gosh. Yeah. Oh, no. Well, I just prepared, because I'm now a red shoe, and now I've got to wear these for the next Red Shoe Diaries. Remember when that was on Sky One, late at night, Red Shoe Diaries? What was that? Just after Emmanuel in paris it was before emmanuel in paris david dukovny of x-files fame i believe prior to but also at the same time as oh yeah he was a detective and people would send him

letters and the start of the show was him reading a letter and then it would you'd be in the letter and it was always softcore. Softcore titties. I'll give you a bit of an imagery. Oh, yeah, so like a Mills and Boone, but on TV. No bits and lips. Yeah, no running storyline either. Each one was its own individual story.

He was the thing. And then he got out of that, obviously, when he shot to fame in X-Files. That was produced by Playboy. How very interesting. Oh, wow, stop. Produced a Jared Poppins in there with a little Richard Iris fact. Of course he knew that. Yeah, didn't he?

Yeah, yeah. God, Sky One after midnight. That was a treat. Dude, Sky One. Sky One after midnight. Kids these days will never know. Didn't I say the spin-off did a thing in memory of Sky One the other day? There was an article.

Yes. Yeah, like reminiscing the what was Sky 1 the After Midnight Sky 1 from the 90s Sky 1 early 2000s that's when I used to film my first ever

Fanny Flutters okay let's leave it there a bit of a Manuel in Paris yeah Manuel in Paris Manuel forever I've got to say she was she was flying fast and loose

in Europe in the 90s well we saw what happened with the AIDS epidemic oh I think just in Paris like in terms of Liam Neeson's daughter

remember that he had to go to Paris and get her back didn't he Emmanuel was never stolen by Albanian gangsters

I just tried to search Emmanuel in Paris and it's just Emmanuel Macron oh yeah right in Paris not as sexy not hot

yeah I don't know I wasn't really focused on the spelling at the time do you know what I mean