ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th December 2024

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Sexologist and friend of the show Morgan Penn joins us for some saucy chat and to tell us about her new must-have product!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A couple of blocks away. Well, I was just going to warn little ears for this little bit of pod. Oh, yes. We are joined by Morgan Penn Sexologist, and the sound that you can hear in the background is not a lowered Subaru driving down the main street of Hamilton on a Friday night. Six by nines and a couple of 12-inch subs in the boot. That is Morgan Penn sexologist Glow, the new toy.

We talked on air about the toy. Touch yourself, touch someone else, touch yourself, and touch someone else. Touch yourself, then touch someone else. Everybody touch yourself. Touch yourself, then touch someone else. Touch yourself, then touch someone else. Touch yourself, then touch someone else. Everybody touch yourself. Did you get to pick how the different modes vibratoed?

No, I didn't. Oh, that's a shame. That would have been good, wouldn't it? I feel like it's kind of a, well, Morgan, if you missed the show, Morgan's made a toy with Wild Secrets called the Glow Wand. That's right. It's called Glow. Yeah.

Named after the Alien Ant Farm song? No, named after J-Lo's perfume. Named after a very delicious orgasm. Oh really? You get a glow afterwards? How good is a face look post? Oh my gosh. Ten years younger. But I feel like

on lots of toys there's sort of there's the patterns that you want. There's on, there's on, there's on. There's on, on, on, on, on, on, on. There's on, on, on. There's 20. There are 20 patterns in this one. 20.

Yeah. In five different spaces. You know, if I was to own a Volvo for a day, I think I'd put some good, long research into finding which one I liked best. Yes, I think that's best. But I tell you what. You would just, it would blow your mind if you had a vulva. I know.

I wouldn't get a lot else done. You'd be like, I love playing with myself. Well, you've got a dick and you don't get much else done. And that thing's only good like twice a day, three times tops. You think you know pleasure? Wait till you've got a vagina. I know the reaching out. Not the best. Oh, my God. you know pleasure wait you've got a vagina oh my god

Morgan thank you so much for joining us on a pod oh god thanks for having me we can finally fucking just be free thank christ almighty Vaughn's doing his back got a sore shoulder neck I can't wait to have a little fun with this it's going to be great

shower friendly? yes that's the one but can I get a full report afterwards Got a sore shoulder neck. Yeah, okay. I can't wait to have a little fun with this. It's going to be great. Shower friendly? God, the shower's the place of the moment. Yes, that's the one. But can I get a full report afterwards? Yeah, of course. Oh, you're vibrating the desk. But I know that's going through my elbow. It's a heavy duty one.

Because it needs a big motor. Because it's for the whole body. What's the charge on this thing? Two hours. Okay. It'll go for two hours? Or it takes two hours to get full charge? No, it will go for two hours.

Two hours non-stop. I'm only in two when I get my vulva for the day. Just a swap in and out. Imagine. What? Imagine. Wow.

Okay, stop. Turn it off. I was going to say it's a tooth chipper but it's not because it's soft. That's right. It's medical grade silicone.

It's so good for your body. Lovely. I love this. I'm thinking about Vaughn's pubes as well with his vulva. Now I'm looking at his beard. Trimmed. It's just so wild. What would it be?

Trimmed. Trimmed. But I'd have pubes. I don't think I'd get rid of them. Good man. Bring back the bush. You're my first friend that has a sex toy. Yeah, I know.

Same. Like that's their own range of sex toys no designed by yourself it's so cool do i hear a bit of pride coming from one of my oldest friends there's some pride there does it count when someone made a one-off um cock mold you uh yeah i don't know oh my god someone made a mold of mold or willie what are those called cast Cast a cock. Cast a cock. I got given one. I need to ask Morgan. Okay, we've got something to ask you, but you know we got our vulvas cast,

and that was amazing, but it was really easy because we just lay there and nothing had to change, and they put all the plaster and all that kind of stuff on. Yeah. And then I got sent recently a cock mold

where you can turn your partner's beanie. Oh, that's a goodie. This sounds like Pac-Man. Vaughn, please turn it off. I think I found this would be my setting. Hit the middle button and hold it for a long time. And that'll turn it off. Shut up.

I know how these things work, Amy. Sure you do. He rubs it on his gooch. He's like, this is fun. So then I was like, if you're moulding a penis and it's covered in the plaster and the rubber and all that, like, how do you keep it erect? What if it shrinks within the mold?

Oh, it probably would, wouldn't it? But then you can't. You need to go to Thailand and get those Siffy pills. Siffy pills. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knock off Siffy pill. Or pop it in and then just go hard on the nips. Or just watch something.

You know what I'm saying? Like, just watching something. Pop it in and then it can't be touched. So you've got to go hard On the other erogenous signs Or the prostate Yeah Oh prostate

Yeah Okay I have a great study before me And I'm wondering if you could Break this down into layman's terms Okay Does clitoral knowledge Translate into orgasm

The interplay between Clitoral knowledge Gendered sexual scripts And orgasm experience Now is this to do with The orgasm gap We're talking about the orgasm gap. So there's a wage gap and an orgasm gap.

Yes, there's no equality around here. And I don't know which one pisses me off more. Yes, I know. It's crazy. We're all fighting for equality, and unfortunately, the orgasm gap for, you know, females, vulva owners, is way lower than men. And what are you doing about it vaughn

thank you thank you i would like to lead an army into the battle i just said what is a curious learner i mentioned something i was like i saw an article the other day about how the best way to to perform cunnilingus and he he was like, send this to me. I must know these things. What have you, Vorney? Yeah. You could come to me any time with questions. Yeah.

I don't really have them until, like, I want to know. He's scared of you, though, because you call him Vanilla Vaughn. And it's very vanilla. We're trying to help him be less vanilla. But maybe if you came to me with some questions, I'd know you weren't vanilla. No. So tell me what gendered sexual scripts are. That's an interest. I've never heard't vanilla. No. So tell me what gendered sexual scripts are. That's an interest.

I've never heard that before. Yeah. So that's really referring to like if, so the stats are for females with a female and they have sex, the orgasm likelihood for both of them is very high. We're talking in the nineties. Whereas if a female is to have sex with a male and this breaks down as well into like if it's a first time

or if you're in a relationship. But the biggest gap we do see is between male and female on a one-night stand, whereas men will orgasm like over 95% of the time, whereas women will be about 65%. And it's an expectation thing. A man with a man, I'm imagining that's 100% orgasm. So who's really at fault? Tap, tap, tap. It's the ladies. Don't you

starfish. Get up there, girl. Do you ever want anyone listening to ever like you ever again? Burn her. I'm just saying. I'm just saying if it's two dudes, they're both gonna orgasm. And then you said woman, it's more likely

they both will. But it's the level of understanding about the body that you don't have this is so true I believe sex is a race Jesus Christ no it's nothing I'm kidding

I'm only I'm about to flip the fucking table that's very heavy I'm gonna ram that wand up your nose yeah on full blast

yeah but this is so true as someone where before I mean I've been in a long term relationship so then things change because you're like communication comes in

yes but when you're having like casual liaison there was never any effort or expectation that I would ever have a finish point really

100% yeah you would show up I reckon I've had plenty of casual liaisons during which I would have had an orgasm 2% of the time yeah

the amount of orgasm I've faked in those settings is ridiculous. Oh, it's so much faking. Yeah. I got so good at it. Just to be like, are you done? You've got an acting degree, though. Yeah, exactly. You should see my fake orgasm.

Ew! Ew! Ew! I've got really good, like, sort of vocal reach with it. Oh! Well, you project. You speak to the back of the room. My projection to the back of the room.

Exactly. I'm not Mike. You know? What? Oh, yo! Well, you project, you speak to the back of the room. My projection to the back of the room. Exactly. I'm not Mike, you know. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Straight in there. Oh, it's so wild, though.

But I feel like as someone who's 35 now, back when I first started having sex, this wasn't a conversation. No one gave a shit. No way. And this is to the point when you first read out that article headline is that it is does come down to the clitoral knowledge right and unfortunately we're we're still living in a time where like women are learning about themselves right so it's really hard to share that knowledge about your own body if you don't know it yeah and then men you know they don't really thank you well we're aware you're here. You've made yourself fucking known. Loved.

You're definitely loved. Beloved. But this is why we need to know and why knowledge is power and why I've created a wand that's got a big surface area so you can literally just smush it in the direction of a vulva and you're going to hit it. Yep, you're going to hit it. Somewhere around there, my dude. It's going to feel good.

So what do you, for you as a sexologist, I mean, you work a lot with relationships. That's almost a completely different conversation, right? Yes, yes. But what is the way forward to close this gap? Don't want to close it. It's about, I think, women. Open the gap.

Open the gap. Yeah, open the gap. Is actually knowing that they deserve pleasure. That has to be the thing. So they're actually prioritising it. So if they're in an encounter where they're not actually having pleasure, it is about speaking up. Yeah.

Or taking responsibility for your own pleasure and being like, I'm grabbing my toy, or I'm getting my phalanges in there, I'm getting the job done. Because we've been kind of sold the stream that it's all about penetrative sex for women to orgasm, and it's not. The clitoris is going to do the job.

That also would not put a man off, I don't believe. Some. Really? You would be surprised. Probably the same dudes that have to earn more money than women. Exactly. Those guys are wild, eh? They are wild.

What dickheads. So it's a bit, is that you? No, Christ no. Are you kidding me? You just look so. Finish yourself off and get a job. I'm all for it. Earn as much money as you can.

Tell me what to do. I imagine also there's a shame and a shyness that's been present for women to speak and say what they want. But I would say as a heterosexual man, Vaughan, you'd find that quite attractive, wouldn't you? If a woman was directing you somewhere. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. We've got so many things at play here

though. We've got internalised slut shaming that still happens as well. If a woman is really in her sexual expression, men can actually, some men, can still judge that and be like, God, she's been going crazy. She's really slutty. And we're trying to reclaim that word

slut. That's a great thing. That's a great archetype tope to play with well that was in the podcast where i had a week of being a slut it was great you were the best slut i'd ever seen i was just like the other day just a week was it yeah you got it stayed with me i flashed my boobies at a fire truck the other day you'd be very proud of me i know oh my god after by the way i tease this on here and i'll say it now yes oh my god oh yes okay so what happened at Fletcher's house? It was fine. It was fine. So I stayed the night at Fletcher's house.

We went to a concert. Yeah. And I was getting ready and I went to the bathroom and I washed my hands. And I've got such dry hands. And I always, after I wash my hands, I have to moisturise. And I know I always help myself to Fletcher's drawer. Oh, yeah. So do I.

Always. It's a free-for-all. It's a free-for-all. I use his deodorant, his face scrub, I use his toothpaste, I use everything. He's got about 10 of everything in there. Yeah, I'm a bulk buyer always it's a free for all i use his deodorant his face scrub i use his toothpaste he's everything he's got about 10 of everything in there so you know he's a bulk squirts here or there yeah exactly so i went in for a squirt when it runs out early i'll be like that's hayley i went in for a squirt i washed my hands like this and i opened up his drawer to go in for a squirt because i know he's got sorboline. That's his moisturiser of choice. We can come back to that.

It's from the dermatologist. Sorboline. Anyway, so I get into this pump to moisturise my hands. Pump, pump. I was like, fucking weird sorboline, bro. Big bottle of lube. A big... That's like Carrie Anderson. You can go into the bathroom and pick it up and take it back to the bedroom.

I buy in bulk. Dude, almost. It was pretty, barely fit in the drawer. Looks at a blue tarp. Let's get messy. Was it wet stuff? Was it wet stuff? No, it was just like a water-based lube. But I put it in my hands and I was like.

It's good that he's using a water-based though. Yes, it is. Flips around. Thank you. For the lubricant. Yeah, good work. I'm proud of you. Maybe I need my own

brand of lube Morgan and I can have our own that's good yeah Fletcher's lube no it's gotta be a lot more

it's gotta have a better name you need nipple clamps Vaughan because he loves the nips didn't I give you nipple no I gave it to the small nipples

there last Christmas didn't I he can barely find them they clamped the whole tit though didn't they because he's got such small nipples small nipples and tight them they clamped the whole tit though didn't they because he's got such small nipples yeah he's got

such small nipples and tight pecs that grab the whole tit pretty much yeah you can have your own brand of lube you can have your own brand of nipple clamp

you've got your wand and I'll have butt plug oh god that was an adventure of season two wasn't it you got there doll you got there

well jeepers if you want to buy Morgan's wand, just go to Wild Secrets. Search Morgan. .co.nz Yeah.

And also, I feel like a lot of the time we talk to you, it comes down to communication. It's always about communication. That's going to be the hottest sex

you'll ever have. And if you haven't delved into Sex.Life, download it now. Two seasons available. Morgz, thanks so much. Oh, it's two seasons available Morgz thanks so much oh it's my pleasure thanks for celebrating

the pleasure is all ours and it will be continuously for the rest of the day go sis born one

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