ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th February 2025

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan poses an important beach-related question See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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with my parents and going down to the beach and it may have been pardon me what you know when you go to the beach with your parents you're like is it a trim the pubes

oh I suppose you don't wear speedos when I go to the beach with my parents I'm like I don't know can I have my pubes around my parents or am I like

giving that a go my parents wouldn't have seen my pubes I've never even thought about that do you know what I mean like is it cool for my parents to see a bit of pube? Or am I trimming that?

I mean, they've seen you in every state, haven't they? No, they haven't seen my pubes. Yeah, but I thought you'd lasered them. Yeah, but there's still rogue pubes. Right, okay. There's still a few grown back. That's what you're watching on TV at the moment. Rogue pubes.

Season two. Rogue pubes. Yeah. The history of the SAS rogue pubes. The origins of the SAS rogue pubes. SAS No I didn't consider my pubes Okay I gave them a tidy up I'll just say next time

Not for my parents benefit Say it next time Right Just my own sort of personal thing Consider the pubes Okay Don't want to get out of the sea Yeah

And have the tog stuck there And someone's like That's a weird shape Because I can see a little dick But he's got a big bush over the top Right yeah Trim that down Kind of like a mushroomy sponge the top. Right, yeah. Trim that down.

Kind of like a mushroomy sponge hiding the dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one of those porous sponges. If you want to make the tree look bigger, you mow the lawn, you know what I mean? We were talking about going to the beach. Is this something I need to be considering? I won't be wearing Speedos. I'll just wear just a trim. I think if I go to the beach with a friend, I'm giving the pubes a trim.

Okay. Not the same kind of pube trim that I'd do if I was going to shag someone. I just wear shorts, so you won't see. Unless it's a major bush. Bush. And you see the mound. One situation. And you see the spongy mound.

The springy, spongy mound. Anyway, toms these days aren't designed to hide pubes whatsoever. Women's ones. Women's ones are just getting smaller and smaller. They're barely hiding the clitoris. Good Lord. Hayley. I've hurt my eyes.

Shane's brow. Yeah, one road wave and you're having to flap each side. Oh my God, yeah. It's out of control. I can't remember what we were talking about. That's why they say swim between the flaps. That's your fault. Swim between the flaps. Be your own safety. Swim between the flaps. Oh, I can't remember why they say swim between the flaps yeah that's your fault gonna swim between the flaps be your own safety swim between the flaps oh i can't believe we can see

you you are such a lad isn't it you don't want to drown you're gonna swim between the flaps yeah okay yeah don't get caught anyway so you're at the beach with your parents yeah and the people next to us had a ue boom on the beach oh yeah, yeah. And I'm just kind of used to it. Like, that just happens in public space now. People crank speakers. Do you know who loves a Uwe boom? Stan Walker fans and 660 fans. They do.

I would say the majority, I would say that covered 87% of the public Uwe boom usage that I experienced. That event diagram is almost a circle. See, some are listening, but LAB too on the beach. It's just Kiwi summer. I get it. It's Kiwi summer. percent of the public ue boom usage that i experience almost a circle summer listening bit of lab yeah yeah that's just a vibe i get it it's kiwi going down the road with my summer boys all that kind of stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah cars cruising and getting the summer breeze yeah sunshiny beaches my summer love my summer love. My summer love. I love New Zealand in the summertime. Waterfalls and rivers.

But a skanking. Yeah. So when you find that the Uwe Booms or the music speakers, whether it's a JBL or, we're not brand specific here, but they're competing against each other because people are so close on the beach yeah yeah so right

we were like and then I noticed my mum like looking a couple of times and then on the walk back to where we were staying she's like oh should be no music at the beach

she's like they really weren't considerate of the people around them were they with that speaker they were just they were just listening to what they wanted

to listen to quite loudly you don't do a whip around the beach and be like what are you guys in the mood for or join the jam you know if everyone's got their phones out join the jam and be like, what are you guys in the mood for? Or join the jam. Yeah, join the jam.

Join the jam. And then she said, you've got one of those, eh? And I was like, yeah, we brought a couple down. She's like, let's take ours tomorrow. Vengeance. And then we'll listen to the music we want. Now, she wants to put on some UB40, doesn't she? We went for.

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Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red? Yeah. No, we didn't. I put on just some like, I think it was like beach classics playlist near Fleetwood Mac. Yeah, nice. Get a fucking personality vaunt. That sort of vibe. You can't even put your own playlist together? No, I couldn't be bothered. You just look up beach classics?

But every time I went to a new song, I had to look at mum and she decided whether or not we were going to listen to that song. And she'd be like, give me a thumbs up. Right. We'll be like, no way. She can't just enjoy that moment and just put up

with a rogue song nah not if it's not to her liking nah she's like that one needs to go get it out that one not for us

she's not messing around Christine and then she was acting all tough but then some people came near us and she's like Vaughn you might want

to turn that down just a little bit we don't want to bombard them like we were bombarded yesterday I feel like that's exactly

what we were doing if you're on a big beach in the middle of nowhere with your friends you can probably go a were bombarded yesterday I feel like that's exactly what we were doing If you're on a big beach in the middle of nowhere With your friends you can probably go a little bit louder But I feel like just your phone's enough If you're at the beach But then it's tinny and it goes in the wind Yeah fair call

What a weird Playlist Jack Johnson's on here We didn't have Jack Johnson We've got Bob Marley Did Christine let Bob Marley play? Christine doesn't like Bob Marley. Otis Redding.

Because of drugs. Because of drugs. And the dreadlocks. Yeah, the marijuana. These feel more like beach themed. Yeah. Also, Mad World, Gary Jules. No, that's not a beach song.

That's a depressing song. That's depressing. They've really stuffed that up. Yeah. That's not at all what our vibe was. Yeah. No, this is the most vanilla white man playlist I've ever seen with my own eyes. But it was nice to see mum finally see a speaker in public.

One of the things we've been dealing with for years and years and years and years. Oh my God, what's happening? What do you mean she doesn't know what portable speakers are? Well, she just wouldn't think to take them to the beach. Oh, right. Yeah, right. Yeah. And disturb other people's peace. Yeah. Well, because she's a conscientious member of society. She is. beach. Oh, right. Yeah, right. Yeah. And disturb other people's peace.

Yeah. Well, because she's a conscientious member of society. She is, yes, yes, yes. She's there to read her Borderline Smart and women's magazines that degrade women's bodies

continually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then tell me, oh, what was she thinking and show me a photo of somebody dressed in something that she wouldn't wear. Oh, God, yeah, no,

you can't wear that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't wear that yeah i wouldn't wear that i wouldn't wear that or like do you know this person she'd spin around on a new zealand celebrity what do you think of them they don't give me a good feeling yeah and then i'd say i met them once they were okay they were just a bit quiet maybe that's why yeah well if they're that quiet why they go in the magazine that sort of thing you know that sort of parental judgment that we're hoping is going to fade out over the next couple of generations but then you meet some sort of parental judgment that we're hoping is going to fade out over the next couple of generations. But then you meet some people your own age and they're doing it worse than you. No, no, it's blazing strong, mate.

It's going strong. Yeah, it's going strong. It's going strong.