ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -4th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; just between us... what's the biggest thing you've stolen..?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod, the big pod and the live shows back after a midwinter break on the 21st of July. And we've asked a question just between us. Just between us. We're not telling anybody. Brackets in the pod. In the pod. Wait, should I say open bracket and the pod close bracket? Close bracket.

Or I just Close brackets. Or? I just say brackets. Parentheses. Parentheses, yeah. You can say parentheses at the start and then you don't really need to say it at the end because you'll end a sentence.

Parentheses. Yes, juicy, juicy questions that we've asked that maybe you wouldn't want to ring up and tell us about on here. We said hey, just between us. Hey, what's the biggest thing you've stolen? Oh. Wow. Good.

And so these are obviously going to remain anonymous. You should start a digger. Remember that time you stole a digger? You little shit. Technically I didn't steal it. I left it on the property I found it on. You just drove it. But I did have to drive back.

And it wasn't a digger, it was a- Roller. A roller. Oh, I love those. Well, they filled with water. And who knew they'd just leave the keys in them? Yeah That's so so It was Hamilton. It was Hamilton. You can't leave the keys in anything in Hamilton

Well H says a laptop from a car. I didn't do that. No that one and a laptop from a car I was a young dumb teenager. They stole someone's laptop me. Please they regret it so much I don't get how anyone steals electronics these days. Like they've all got Find My or. Oh yeah, no, modern day you wouldn't. I think this is all the time when I sometimes leave my laptop in my car and I'm like, if someone stole it, they can't get into it. I do remember reading, cause you know this happens

in London a lot, there's people on bikes or e-scooters and they'll swipe your phone and take it. And a lot of them are just sold as parts and end up going straight to. But how much money are you getting for fucking parts of my iPhone 14 that's already falling apart? You know what I mean? Yeah, it's great. So great.

It is... It's because you don't have a case. I raw dog it because I'm a better human being than everyone else. Ah, Dee said, I entered a national park in Croatia without paying. They were charging $50 to see some nature. I thought that's ridiculous. So technically, I stole a national park.

That's a big thing to steal. You stole some vistas. Yeah. I wonder if that's the waterfall place. That's so beautiful. Yeah, well they charging for Why'd you say yeah, well, I cuz I know it's beautiful. I'd always wanted to know But did you hear that it kind of she kind of year'd like she'd been there Did you know I'm not trying to get it on a trip? I haven't been on it sounded like she should been there Yeah, wow. Yeah, I'd love to go. That was that that's better. What was I doing for it? Yeah. Yeah, like she'd been there. Yeah, wow. Yeah, I'd love to go. That was that. That's better. What was I doing for it? Yeah. Yeah, like you'd been there.

Oh, sorry. That's stolen. Vela. I'm not. That's the biggest thing that I've stolen. Yeah, that's stolen. We stole Vela. I'm sorry. I know. I'll take it back. Stolen Vista, stolen Vela. Yeah. OK. Well, yeah.

We've all learned a little bit more about ourselves. We have. And I apologize. Yeah. Five hundred dollars from Dad Sockd or got a tattoo as a permanent reminder What a shit human I am full of regards Did you ever steal a couple of bucks from mom and dad back in the day? No, I never stole money from my parents Really? If there was like occasional two dollar coin I'd be like that's mine. We had like a coin tray Yeah, let's take a couple bucks grab a couple of coins from that one No, I never stole anything from my parents. Raro to lick when I was seven years old

so D stole some Raro that's the biggest thing you've ever stolen you're doing pretty well you must be an absolute angel yeah now D welcome welcome to hell you're here because you stole Raro's sushi and you licked it naval orange when you were seven sweet naval orange. Ah, T says a tin of Milo from work, that stuff's really expensive. Oh wow. Oh yeah. How is that not on security cams? I don't know. I reckon she's in charge of ordering. God, if I was in charge of ordering from like Office Max or Warehouse Stationery, fuck odd order me some pens and some pads. But you'd fucking order some pens. But you wouldn't steal

that Milo because we had weevils once. If you were stealing it, you'd get it straight from the supplier still with the seal on it. Yeah don't go into the kitchen yet because we've got weevils. I love popping those tin seals. Getting a sharp thing going through the middle and then around the outside. Gorgeous. In the UK we'd ask for the bill twice and if they didn't get the bill we'd leave. No that's not a thing.

We did this 20 times. What? 20 times. What's it called, Dine and Dash? Can't we do that? But then you're, I mean, some, yeah, you're like, do you want us to pay or not? Oh yeah, sometimes when you're waiting.

You know when you go to West Dunst and you're waiting to pay for ages, it's like, do you want me to pay or not? Yeah. You want this fucking money? Take my fucking money! Dee said, stolen unreleased Whittaker's block. Rubbing a bank would have had lighter consequences.

Yeah, because they don't want that into the community because then people will take photos and start rumours. It's like Willy Wonka. I wonder what flavour it was. I don't know. Nana. They haven't done a Nana choc. Ooh, don't.

Tried Nana, tried Nana. Ooh, yuck, they're never gonna do that. Tried Nana, Nana chips. I fucking love Nana. Nana. They haven't done a nana choc. Ooh, don't, don't bother. Dried nana, dried nana. Ooh, yuck, they're never gonna do that. Nana chips. Why do you want a nana? Nana's my favourite. Nana chips. What if it goes bankrupt? Imagine like chewy, chewy, nana chip, like dried nana.

Like perky nana, but in a- Like perky nana, but in like a more elegant way. No, yuck. Or with banoffee pie, like caramel nana. Oh yum, okay, now we're talking about a banoffee pie. Oh, got you back quickly, Jesus. Didn't take much. Lawnmower from a shop, says Al.

Whoa. Al. How'd you do that? How'd you do that? Was that an error in your favour? No some lawnmower shops like the steel shop outside where I used to live had a, they have some of them displayed outside. Yeah but they chained them up there.

Oh okay. Yeah so you can't just wield them off. I stole a kid's totem tennis pole, says S, and stuck it in somebody else's front yard. How fun is it when you're at the beach or somewhere in summer, you're playing that because you don't know you've had it. Swing ball, eh, a swing ball. Yeah, and then it smacks mom in the head

because she didn't see it coming. Yeah, and she's like, oh, oh, I'll just go back to the kitchen where I belong, shall I? Does a boozy doubt and wahak a darling count, says S, because no one paid the bill. Oh wow. I bet that happens more often than we think. Remember that time we went to pay the bill at Waiheka

and everyone put in cash? Yeah. And they like turned their noses up at us. They didn't want the cash. They didn't want cash, money's money honey. It's like fucking money. It's legal tender. Yeah.

Okay, cool. Take it. Oh, someone said, I stole Star Wars Lego, I didn't mean to, but I forgot it was at the bottom of the pram, the police came and everything. Oh wow. Oh, they busted you stealing the Lego. And that's the thing, it. Oh, someone said, I stole Star Wars Lego. I didn't mean to, but I forgot it was at the bottom of the pram, the police came and everything. Oh, wow. Oh, they busted you stealing the Lego. And that's the thing.

It's like, oh, I didn't mean to put it under my pram. It's like, sure. Sure. It was just so heavy. Maybe back on the shelf? Like, you'd never be able to explain that one. R says, I stole a leather jacket. My sister bought an abandoned storage unit.

I liked it, and I hid it from her. Storage wars. That's what encourages people to do it, it from her. Storage wars. That's what encourages people to do it right? Storage wars. A 500 pound bottle of grey goose vodka off a bar display humiliating to say the least says S. Humiliating to the get caught maybe. It must have got caught. Must have yeah.

Off a 500 pound bottle of vodka? I know grey goose is sought after by the young people. Wait how? 500 pounds? How is he set? A thousand dollars. It'll be a big one. Oh, I think many white Logistically did you need a 200 kg bottle of vodka? No wonder you got caught in the bar when you're reversing out with your forklift And I'd said a huge slab of beef brisket. I'm not even sorry about it. I don't even know if it's cooked or not.

Paniers steel brisket. A bunch of thieves. We've got a bunch of thieves. Naughty little pole, naughty little, no it's not naughty little pole is it? It's just between us. Just between us and the podcast, naughty.